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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I convinced my dad that we should see Battlefield Earth. I was in the mood for sci-fi, and I figured it couldn't be that bad.

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rander39
May 22, 2012
Never understood the term "gnashing my teeth" until I saw the third Matrix movie in the theater.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug
Master of Disguise at a second-run place.

I'm not sure it was even worth the 50 cents I paid.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Tie between Good Luck Chuck and Battlefield Los Angeles.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
don't mess with the zohan

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The Last Airbender.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

independence day. holy poo poo what a load of aboslute crap

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Panniculus Rift posted:

independence day. holy poo poo what a load of aboslute crap

nice troll.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Freddy Got Fingered.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Panniculus Rift posted:

independence day. holy poo poo what a load of aboslute crap

Wow I thought I just heard something stupid.

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



Alexander
McGruber
Ultra Violet

All at my brothers request... why didn't I notice this sooner.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

The Covenant forever changed how often I see movies at the theater, and its 3% rating on rotten tomatoes is generous.

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Apr 8, 2012

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The Invention of Lying. Some preachy atheist bullshit by ricky gervais, whose work I am normally a fan of even if the man himself is a complete gimp

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Volcott posted:

I convinced my dad that we should see Battlefield Earth. I was in the mood for sci-fi, and I figured it couldn't be that bad.

I saw it with two friends and we were the only ones there. It's probably the worst I've seen in a cinema, but since we expected that and were free to talk while watching it wasn't a bad experience.

The only one where I've seen someone leave in disgust was Valhalla Rising, but that wasn't so much "bad" as "slow and cryptic".

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Reindeer Games

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Amazing Spider-Man 2

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Dinner for Schmucks

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
lawnmower man 2

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Jimlit posted:

Alexander
McGruber
Ultra Violet

All at my brothers request... why didn't I notice this sooner.

Ultra violet looks like it was made after the director saw a couple of Revlon ads while whacked out of his mind on peyote

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Club Dredd. I could also post this in the worst movies you like thread.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Avatar. Or maybe Dunston Checks In. IDK.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
*I* liked Ultra Violet.

E: sorry, wrong thread. Should have been posted in the "movies you liked that were bad" thread.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!
Funny People. So bad it ruined my chances with a girl.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

xmen 3

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Funny People. So bad it ruined my chances with a girl.

Really? I always do better after bad movies because we bond over our mutual hatred of the film.

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
speed 2

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

Funny People. So bad it ruined my chances with a girl.

That movie would've been much better if they had cut 40 minutes and a subplot or two

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Like Mike
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0308506/?ref_=nm_knf_t1

To be fair I didn't pay money to get in, I snuck in with my cousin, but holy poo poo this was a bad movie.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

haljordan posted:

That movie would've been much better if they had cut 40 minutes and a subplot or two

cut the main plot too while you're at it

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






CharlestonJew posted:

cut the main plot too while you're at it

I still can't figure out why we were supposed to root for huge piece of poo poo Adam Sandler over noted cool dude Eric Bana

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Transformers 3

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i snuck into Stuck On You and walked out of it

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Spring Breakers.

SPRINNNG BREAAAKKKKKK....SPRINNNG BREAAAKKKKKK

Thankfully it was only $1.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Guarding Tess. So boring.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

i dont know which was worse, this or speed 2.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

that martin scorcese movie about alexander the great

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Either Jurassic Park 2 or Marky Mark's Planet of the Apes.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Dyna Soar posted:

i dont know which was worse, this or speed 2.

I think I gotta go with ecks vs sever because at least speed 2 had a deaf girl trying to bang Jason patric

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