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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

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-guys

also

BusterBlintz posted:

- POV porn. Some is not too bad, but can you film more than 3 inches away from the girl? No? Ah well

counterpoint:
http://i.imgur.com/vZtw63b.gif a little nws I guess

Flesh Forge fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Feb 11, 2015

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

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I hope a lot of people browse this porn thread from work and complain

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

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Super nasally New Yawk accents AAOWW MAI GAWWAD

Flesh Forge
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Dirty feet OMFG seriously WASH YOUR GODDAMN FEET you filthy bitches ugh

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

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Sorry brah beef curtains own, it's like you can give the girl a blow job only without a dick being involved, I'm sure you can see the greatness of that

Flesh Forge
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Professor Shark posted:

"Candid Scavenger Hunt scene with Gianna Michaels"


:catstare:

this delivers!

Flesh Forge
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BusterBlintz posted:

Honestly, have you people seen any mainstream porn from the last 5 years? None of these things exist anymore. It's hard to have a discussion about this stuff when you're setting it in 1992.

err nope the spitting thing (which is super gross) is very common today, but you must be watching the super primo high quality porn that is too good for it idk

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

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I see a lot of girls spitting in both types of porn - although tbh I practically never look at hetero porn, it seems to happen whenever I do. I mean granted you gotta lube it up somehow and I guess that's yer basic pragmatism at work but that spitting thing is really just unpleasant and super debonerific

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

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I mean for real, people making GBS threads out their colon is the big thing in porn right now but nope, spitting is just NOT DONE

Flesh Forge
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foot licking, ugh fast forward ughghgh too late the moment is spoiled :smith:

Flesh Forge
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Big Bronto Areolas would be a good forum name

Flesh Forge
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BusterBlintz posted:

Notice that porn girls barely react to anal sex nowdays? So much so that it's kinda boring, just him ramming it in there balls deep.

Yeah I too really miss the obvious fear and pain reactions of the old days

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BusterBlintz posted:

Just an acknowledgement that something different is happening would be nice rather than the usual ooh ahhh mmm baby

WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOSH ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR WEINER INTO MY BUTTHOLE HOW UNUSUAL!!!

haha

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