|
Cyberball 2072 posted:GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 01:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 12:22 |
|
|
*inhale* tssssssssssssssss *exhale* mmmmmmmmmm *inhale* tssssssssssssssss *exhale* mmmmmmmmmm *inhale* tssssssssssssssss *exhale* mmmmmmmmmm *inhale* tssssssssssssssss *exhale* mmmmmmmmmm *inhale* tssssssssssssssss *exhale* mmmmmmmmmm
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 01:48
|
|
|
Really rough clit rubbing. To the point where it looks painful. Come on porn industry, don't make men think that we enjoy that.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 01:49
|
|
|
netally posted:Really rough clit rubbing. To the point where it looks painful. Come on porn industry, don't make men think that we enjoy that. i love when the dude looks like he's trying to scratch a record or something and the poor girl has to actually place her hand over his and get him to chill the gently caress out without it being too noticeable.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:19
|
|
|
I usually find it a turn off if they guy looks like an amateur mma fighter, I'm okay if he's average looking or really grody and old but the in-between dudes just bother me for some reason
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:27
|
|
|
gaping anus. scrolling through thumbnails and suddenly there is a horrible picture. "OH GOD - is that something being inserted into a urethra?! Is that woman making GBS threads on a plate?" weird racial things. (seventeen black guys acting like thugs bang a white girl angrily. or a black girl sucks the dicks of a bunch of fat redneck white guys in confederate flag t-shirts). camera focused on rear end for 5 minutes straight but quickly zooms to goofy guy's grin as he knows he's about to get some - completely ruining orgasm.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:34
|
|
|
 this dude is the only dude who should be allowed to gently caress on film, love this awesome dude
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:38
|
|
|
I don't like it when the girls don't have dicks,and I don't like it when the girl dicks are smaller than the guy dicks.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:39
|
|
|
Weener Beater posted:Tried this. Ended up with a computer virus both times when using the hotel's unsecured wifi. Porn sites are riddled with them. Coincidence? I think not. How did you give a tablet a virus? What kind of lovely tablet are you using?
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:40
|
|
|
Weener Beater posted:Tried this. Ended up with a virus both times when using the ho's unsecured vag. Porn sluts are riddled with them. Coincidence? I think not.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 02:57
|
|
|
What a novel and impersonal approach to a "This is my fetish" thread, OP. Please, tell us more about the ways you like to watch other people have sex.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 04:16
|
|
|
EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! EEAAAHHH! OK lady we get it you're turned on. stop making 'lost baby seal looking for its mom' sound.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 04:45
|
|
|
Helmholz posted:What a novel and impersonal approach to a "This is my fetish" thread, OP. Please, tell us more about the ways you like to watch other people have sex. Well how about we never talk about anything ever? One porn I won't be watching is when you go gently caress yourself, you stupid judgemental shitposting oval office.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:00
|
|
|
Helmholz posted:What a novel and impersonal approach to a "This is my fetish" thread, OP. Please, tell us more about the ways you like to watch other people have sex. lmao at this and all the goons who are tripping over themselves to say they dont watch porn like seriously how terrible is your life that you have to deceive yourself into thinking youre better than others based on the way you strangle your hog
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:11
|
|
|
Dyna Soar posted:i remember this one scene i saw a few years back where the male performer had these black plastic gloves on. whats up with that? His name is on the tip of my tongue. He always has platic gloves on. He gets smoking hot babes and makes them do gapes under unmoving flourscent lighting while he inserts gloved fingers in, doctorishly. It's so amazingly unsexy.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:15
|
|
|
Gatekeeper posted:
On eporner the other day and loving  seeing this glorious old goofy bastard pluggin away on some asian skank old enough to be his youngest daughter. Couldn't finish tho. was high and got caught up in my own mortality.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:18
|
|
|
Cameraman: "So, how big is your dick?" Couch guy: "Oh it's pretty big, about 9 inches" Cameraman: "Oh wow, how about you measure that big boy" Couch guy: <proceeds to measure tiny cock from halfway up his own rear end in a top hat> Cameraman: "Oh yeah, mm, that's the biggest I've seen in a while"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:19
|
|
|
OH YEAH I'M ABOUT TO CUM *pulls out, jerks off for 10 minutes* like are you guessing bro? there's a pretty obvious tell
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:27
|
|
|
The "droppin' loads" guy. He's the worst.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:44
|
|
|
Dyna Soar posted:we need some names here The stereotype of ugly male pornstars is pretty overdue. Ron Jeremy wouldn't get work in todays world with viagra and injectibles getting rid of selection based on performance. Most guys are at least alright looking these days, but there are a few gems: Ramon Nomar Johnny Castle Manuel Ferrera (he's getting a little old and fat now, but you gotta rep the classics) Sean Michaels (probably gets bonus points for his black intellectual guy schtick ... reactionary but it works for me) Julian Rios Ryan Driller Obscure, but CJ Wright Source: I'm bi. Bias: Men without muscles aren't men at all
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:45
|
|
|
Amateur porn where they have the radio on in the background. It's always some KROQ type station. I guess Stain'd and Disturbed is what it takes to get those white-trash juices flowing.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 05:52
|
|
|
bucksmash posted:OH YEAH I'M ABOUT TO CUM and the girl does that awkward look off camera
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 06:00
|
|
|
I caught Candelabra last night, trying to catch some vintage Kaylani Lei, but I was too busy laughing when goddamn Randy Spears shows up as this snake venom killer in some time travel flashback, his facial expressions just slayed me. It even features some bad green screen snake footage at the end, which made me think of Beetlejuice and the sandworm land. Found it on Pornhub, 45 mins in for him and around 1:23:30 for crazy snake action. Edit: I guess unintentional humour ruins porn for me, or when I can tell there's not someone keeping the continuity in check during the shoot, like wardrobe magically coming back on, or drastically changing mid scene. Jack Ketch fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Feb 12, 2015 |
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 06:03
|
|
|
loving creaking cameras what the gently caress are these dick idiots using vhs cameras?! Use your loving go pro or iPhone. They don't moan at the slightest dream of a movement
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 06:51
|
|
|
When the woman can shut the gently caress up about "the war of northern aggression".toggle posted:and the girl does that awkward look off camera I like that brief moment where they don't know if they should leave their mouth open or closed. Sometimes you can really tell the dry mouth is getting to them.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 06:56
|
|
|
All the costuming is getting out of control. Like seriously, it was an impressive freeza cosplay, but no one wants to see goku ploughing freeza and going super saiyan as he cums that's just strange
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 07:52
|
|
|
pathetic little tramp posted:All the costuming is getting out of control. Like seriously, it was an impressive freeza cosplay, but no one wants to see goku ploughing freeza and going super saiyan as he cums that's just strange Speak for yourself, buddy. Any Mr Satan stuff???? Id settle for piccolo too.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 07:55
|
|
|
Big Bronto Areolas would be a good forum name
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 09:44
|
|
|
Notice that porn girls barely react to anal sex nowdays? So much so that it's kinda boring, just him ramming it in there balls deep. I certainly don't want anyone to get hurt, and prolapses are gross and wrong, but what about seeing the girl grit her teeth and deal with the initial rectal invasion? Instead, she makes the same pre-orgasmic sounds she did before and carries on. The legacy of calm.jpg lives on.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 10:00
|
|
|
BusterBlintz posted:Notice that porn girls barely react to anal sex nowdays? So much so that it's kinda boring, just him ramming it in there balls deep. I certainly don't want anyone to get hurt, and prolapses are gross and wrong, but what about seeing the girl grit her teeth and deal with the initial rectal invasion? Instead, she makes the same pre-orgasmic sounds she did before and carries on. The legacy of calm.jpg lives on. except for the one girl who said "but I poop from there!"
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 10:12
|
|
|
Howard Beale posted:except for the one girl who said "but I poop from there!" the good old rear end days ahhhhh
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 10:21
|
|
|
BusterBlintz posted:Notice that porn girls barely react to anal sex nowdays? So much so that it's kinda boring, just him ramming it in there balls deep. Yeah I too really miss the obvious fear and pain reactions of the old days
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 10:45
|
|
|
who was the cameraman dude from bangbus or whatever that was always talking and almost everyone hated because he would never shut up? because TBQH I actually liked that dude a lot and enjoyed his talking. like I didn't get off on it or w/e but I didn't think it detracted from the porno in any way
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 10:46
|
|
|
Remember that Bang Bros guy that was always red faced from the Viagra? lol
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 10:55
|
|
|
Story
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 11:15
|
|
|
thanks for zooming in the dude's ballsack, camera guy
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 11:23
|
|
|
dicks. i 'm not gay. i don't want to watch a big, thick swollen, veiny cock throbbing and glistening and shooting thick ropes of gooey cum all over everything. i really hate looking at dicks. horrible. just horrible.BusterBlintz posted:Adequate cumshot. mods namechange pls
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 11:25
|
|
|
Oberleutnant posted:dicks. i 'm not gay. i don't want to watch a big, thick swollen, veiny cock throbbing and glistening and shooting thick ropes of gooey cum all over everything. i really hate looking at dicks. horrible. just horrible. that could be a great opening to a eulogy/wedding speech/baby shower
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 11:34
|
|
|
professional porn is almost all terrible, everyone is greasy and plastic looking and they make terrible inhuman sounds and/or they are making the audience think the women are being taken advantage of or hurt in some way i have a weird fetish for women who are enjoying themselves also elephant vaginas, and women who are enjoying themselves inside of elephant vaginas
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 11:50
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 11, 2024 12:22 |
|
|
Mexican Deathgasm posted:i have a weird fetish for women who are enjoying themselves seriously why is this the rarest of all fetishes i don't loving get this. oh boy time to look at porn, first let's spend an hour skipping through simulated rapes and crying to get to anything decent.
|
|
#
?
Feb 12, 2015 12:35
|
|
