Things we don't like in porn

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Things we don't like in porn

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

when the baby starts crying in the next room

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Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 22:41

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

when one of the cameras in a multi-camera setup isn't white balanced correctly
so much for my willing suspension of disbelief

# ¿ Feb 11, 2015 23:33

Howard Beale: Feb 22, 2001; It's like this, Peanut

BusterBlintz posted:

Notice that porn girls barely react to anal sex nowdays? So much so that it's kinda boring, just him ramming it in there balls deep. I certainly don't want anyone to get hurt, and prolapses are gross and wrong, but what about seeing the girl grit her teeth and deal with the initial rectal invasion? Instead, she makes the same pre-orgasmic sounds she did before and carries on. The legacy of calm.jpg lives on.

except for the one girl who said "but I poop from there!"

# ¿ Feb 12, 2015 10:12

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