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uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp


egyption toe? lol nice slanted hammer toes hope you enjoy your darky heritage (egyptions and jesus were not actually white)

greek? have fun stubbing your long rear end mutant toe

germanic? were your feet designed by a childe using a crayon?

celtic? congrats on your inbred lineage

As you can see only 1 toe style is not a disgusting disfigurement. Mods, please require proof of roman toe from all new registrations.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

greek toe = enormous cock

i stub my enormous cock on the cervixes

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
my toe type is not included in your diagram. this is very distrubing...

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



egyptians got a pyramid everytime they look down

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

geek toe

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
toe post... have my 5

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Next predict the future by reading my skull bumps!

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.

I got a mix of roman and egyptian.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i got a roman toe and a roman nose, hitler wouldn't have put ME in a camp

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Frog Act posted:

i got a roman toe and a roman nose, hitler wouldn't have put ME in a camp

He put gay people in camps too.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

feelin bad for the celts

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010
I got a Roman-Greek thing going. I also have a Roman nose and a big dick

White European supremacy.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
I'm a real race, American, but I have egyptian toes. Do I have to join a fake religion now?

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Applewhite posted:

He put gay people in camps too.

im more ernst rohm gay than turing gay

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Apr 8, 2012

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greek toe but ethnically i'm celtic and germanic? I dont think this is a scientific chart

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
greek toe, explains why im broke lol

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I have five toes.

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
It seems like i'm greek

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
lol if you

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



What if my toes form a perfect circular curve somewhere between Egyptian and Roman? :)

Azraelle
Jan 13, 2008

Uh...yeah op, heheh, um, sure I have Roman toes like all the good people, and not some other type of toe that people will make fun of me for but I can't show you since.. uh, well I don't know maybe you have a feet fetish and you just want everyone to post their feet you perv.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

my grandpa used to call brazil nuts "friend of the family toes" no joke

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

my grandpa used to call brazil nuts "friend of the family toes" no joke

my dad did that too, no matter how much we yelled at him we could never break him of it :banjo:

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008

Bitter Mushroom posted:

greek toe but ethnically i'm celtic and germanic? I dont think this is a scientific chart

Greek toes are the kind most often seen in Greek statues. I can only presume the same of the other ones.

Greek feet here too.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

bonestructure posted:

my dad did that too, no matter how much we yelled at him we could never break him of it :banjo:

glad he's dead now

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
im glad this is a white people only thing

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i cant take off my boots right now but i will report back on my feet later

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nessa posted:

Greek toes are the kind most often seen in Greek statues. I can only presume the same of the other ones.

Greek feet here too.
sweet, can you flip people off with your freakishly long second toe?

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
i've got camel toe

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

spacemang_spliff posted:

i've got camel toe
:wth:

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
The first and second toes from my big toe are webbed together which type of foot is that?

Miltank fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Mar 4, 2015

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
:smug:

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

I read the first line of Wikipedia and they have this to say on the subject of "Greek Toe"

quote:

"Morton's foot, Greek foot, "Royal toe", "LaMay toe", "Sheppard's toe", Morton's syndrome ,long toe"

So maybe you guys should respect us a little more, tia

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

uG posted:

(egyptions and jesus were not actually white)

whoa

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Hammer toe checkin' in.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

What if my toes form a perfect circular curve somewhere between Egyptian and Roman? :)

congrats on being the love child of ceasar/antony and cleopatra

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

My toes don't fit comfortably into any of those categories. I'm pretty sure that means I'm an abomination and a failure as a human being.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

My toes don't fit comfortably into any of those categories. I'm pretty sure that means I'm an abomination and a failure as a human being.
post the foot pic

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

The day the last "lol if you..." thread is posted in gbs, is the day gbs becomes a great place once again

op is probably a retard, is what I'm saying

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

that goes for anyone/everyone in this thread, too
Wanna see them tootsies, bub

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