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So it looks like we're in the same group together...anyway, sorry I can't do this, my kids are getting their tonsils out tomorrow so I have no time. How do you spell the instructors name again? Yeah, It's just been really busy at work, HR is downsizing and I don't know if I'll be out the door soon. What chapter are we on again? Oh I've been using the wrong book! Ahh, that's life though, you make 5000 mistakes and then you make 5000 more...maybe one day you'll learn when you pay your own taxes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*is constantly high all the time* 
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Mar 5, 2015 01:39
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sells weed to all the milfs in class
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Mar 5, 2015 01:39
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Always hated the annoying middle aged mother in every class.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:39
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I'm taking 2 classes this quarter. poo poo, forgot to apply for student aid. gently caress, can't afford my books. LOL there's always next quarter, lets go drink for 3 months. My music is my life, that's why I got this neck tattoo.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:40
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calm down mom
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Mar 5, 2015 01:40
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Annie's boobs
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gently caress i sat next to the autistic kid that smells like cabbage gently caress gently caress gently caress
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Mar 5, 2015 01:41
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Mar 5, 2015 01:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc
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Mar 5, 2015 01:43
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*Is the student in class who feels the incessant need to make jokes all the time* *Instructor doesn't do anything about it because they are likely going to kill themselves when they get home later*
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Mar 5, 2015 01:43
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Listen, teach, I'm thirty years old so I'll speak to you as a peer.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:45
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this is just like that one show you know the one, uh....Cheers, i think
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Mar 5, 2015 01:46
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daydreams whole time about attending a 4 year college
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Mar 5, 2015 01:47
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Have to drive an hour every day to get to campus. Has to walk at least 2 miles every day because the buildings are spread out for reasons. Oh wait that's just college in general.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU
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Mar 5, 2015 01:47
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i got my lunch from the vending machine
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Mar 5, 2015 01:47
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i'm taking sociology. i'm going to be sociologist.
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Mar 5, 2015 01:48
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*brings laptop to class, puts headphones on, plays World of Warcraft entire class every day, still shows up for some reason*
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Mar 5, 2015 01:49
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*too drunk to put resistors in breadboard, wonders why circuit never works* *can you explain this to me like I'm a three year old?* I'm actually taking a CC class
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Mar 5, 2015 01:51
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Is a theater major
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Mar 5, 2015 01:52
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*is black*
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Mar 5, 2015 01:55
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:*is black* wow uncalled for
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Mar 5, 2015 01:56
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Is the final going to open book?
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Mar 5, 2015 01:56
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:*is black* *talks to you every day* *trys to be your friend* *eventually says nigga* *is kicked out of school*
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Mar 5, 2015 01:56
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:*talks to you every day* aaaaaaaaaahahahahaha i've actually seen this happen, minus the kicked out of school part
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Mar 5, 2015 01:57
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ShaqDiesel posted:Is the final going to open book? *in statistics class* so the test is gonna be multiple choice right?
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Mar 5, 2015 01:58
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*Doesn't do any of the reading* *gets just as good a grade as you*
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Mar 5, 2015 01:59
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*teacher uses socratic teaching method for government class, proceeds to alienate the entire class by never answering a loving question*
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Mar 5, 2015 02:00
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*first day of class* no text language or smilies in assignments Wikipedia is not a source!
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Mar 5, 2015 02:01
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*garbage smell seeps from whole class*
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Mar 5, 2015 02:04
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Smells like marijuana and pizza
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Mar 5, 2015 02:09
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" cafeteria queue just keeps walking over you after your inevitable public breakdown "
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Mar 5, 2015 02:11
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*parachuting xanax in class*
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Mar 5, 2015 02:16
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*goes back to school after working in a restaurant* *does well and transfers to a university* *squanders this rebound by going into a humanities phd program*
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Mar 5, 2015 02:17
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:*brings laptop to class, puts headphones on, plays World of Warcraft entire class every day, still shows up for some reason* *brings laptop, finds you in wow, gives death stare from across the room, attacks with raiding party, fails, throws a book at your head* I passed all my tech classes for some reason.
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Mar 5, 2015 02:18
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*shows up high, does no homework, wings the exams, gets a 4.0 because its loving community college lmao*
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Mar 5, 2015 02:18
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*Pell grant pays entire tuition* *Cannot spell nor pronounce "Pell"*
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Mar 5, 2015 02:19
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gggiiimmmppp posted:*shows up high, does no homework, wings the exams, gets a 4.0 because its loving community college lmao* *almost everyone else with the degree looks bad*
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*works while in school, shows up to class on time, does assignments, gets good grades, transfers to a 4 year to finish degree, saves money, is successful*
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