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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

loving lol at all these companies investing billions in VR. good loving luck you'll still look like an idiot using an oculus rift. I think the only motivation for these developers to build them is so they can make POV anime VR porn so they never have to talk to girls ever again

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
haha totally!

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Also john carmack peaked at quake iii

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

actually, you look pretty cool when you have the oculus on, sorry op

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

cant wait to get old and live the rest of my life joing to vr pornogtraphy

TerribleBurden
Feb 21, 2004

Your Face....It's Gone!!!
Yam Slacker
My Samsung Gear VR says that you're wrong

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

DarkCoreFusion posted:

My Samsung Gear VR says that you're wrong

$5 says this guy has a micropenis

Philadelphia
Sep 29, 2014

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Whatever grandpa why don't you drink your juice and watch your shows

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
what i want is a machine to pierce the veil of maya and let me see the thing-in -itself

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
i just hope that when vr becomes big they make a "virtual Sprinfield" from the Simpsons, so I can walk around Springfield and pretend like I'm part of the show (seasons 1-9 only that is)

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
It already is a thing I played this VR game Dactyl when I was but a wee lad. Also that Battletech one where you had the awesome full cockpit.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Ocean Book posted:

what i want is a machine to pierce the veil of maya and let me see the thing-in -itself

same but with masturbating

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

i just hope that when vr becomes big they make a "virtual Sprinfield" from the Simpsons, so I can walk around Springfield and pretend like I'm part of the show (seasons 1-9 only that is)

i have a similiar sentiment to this but instead of sprigfiels and the simposons its masturbating

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Nathilus posted:

It already is a thing I played this VR game Dactyl when I was but a wee lad. Also that Battletech one where you had the awesome full cockpit.

same here

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Augmented reality is great, now I don't have to look at all the yucky poors.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

how else am i gonna gently caress hatsune miku

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
how does

dad gay.

so what

capture first post in every thread??!

Stabbatical
Sep 15, 2011

Ocean Book posted:

what i want is a machine to pierce the veil of maya and let me see the thing-in -itself

lol if you don't know that you can intuit the nature of the thing-in-itself through a process of introspection and without an oculus rift

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
Count Choculus Rift

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Ocean Book posted:

what i want is a machine to pierce the veil of maya and let me see the thing-in -itself

same

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You're right, VR isn't the future AR is

Sad but true

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Nathilus posted:

It already is a thing I played this VR game Dactyl when I was but a wee lad. Also that Battletech one where you had the awesome full cockpit.
I remember Battletech. That was actually p cool

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

I'm pretty sure the star wars christmas special had a wookie grandpa watching VR porn.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
*gets hit by a car and dies*

CaptainAssholay
May 23, 2001

Don't Think

lonesomedwarf posted:

cant wait to get old and live the rest of my life joing to vr pornogtraphy

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
someone showed my mom a gear vr and she was so loving psyched she wanted to buy one for herself.

if my mom wants one, it must have potential

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW

Concerned Citizen posted:

someone showed my mom a gear vr and she was so loving psyched she wanted to buy one for herself.

if my mom wants one, it must have potential

my dick must have a lot of potential

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I'm pretty sure the star wars christmas special had a wookie grandpa watching VR porn.



I love how this isn't any better in context.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blazing Ownager posted:



I love how this isn't any better in context.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
It's gonna be pretty rad for flight sims and racers. Thats a niche tho

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

That is some unfortunate hand placement.
But for real if your hands aren't visible at all times when you're wearing one of these people are gonna assume you're jackin' it.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It's definitely for POV porn, how could anyone even doubt that? I bet it uses some proprietary hardware so people actually have to buy porn again, because that's the only way people will pay money for it in the future.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

LegoPirateNinja posted:

It's gonna be pretty rad for flight sims and racers. Thats a niche tho

That's literally the only thing I give a poo poo about too, as long as something finally ships already and runs DCS/Falcon, everything else can crash and burn for all I care.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


"VR will be a thing!!!" - people in every year from 1991 - present



Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

I bet it's a really great idea to put a phone screen 2" in front of your eyes for hours at a time. Yup, really great.

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Magnitogorsk.
Nov 14, 2004

Global warming is barely a big deal at all compared to the trajectory we used to be on. We'll have to do a lot of environmental engineering projects along certain shorelines and it will be a little warmer and wetter in some places, big fucking deal.
Oculus Rift is actually cool as gently caress and I look forward to playing games/watching porn with it in the near future

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