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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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put nachos on tray, put nacho sauce on nachos, put cheese on nacho sauce, put in oven until melted :synpa:

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

gently caress this nacho poo poo

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

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alternatively you can just kill yourself i guess thats always an option

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



babypolis posted:

congrats on ruining nachos op, one of the simplest dishes to make

I tried, I did try

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Uh oh looks like the nacho gang found this thread.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



I guess this is nachmy night

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
OP: "how do I eat food?"

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
best nachos

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


trigger warning rear end in a top hat

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006



:eyepop:

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer

o god no

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I just made a red thai chicken curry and you can't make fuckin' nachos? C'mon man, put some effort into it. You gotta eat it, you should enjoy it!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Good idea.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Charles Bukowski posted:

I just made a red thai chicken curry and you can't make fuckin' nachos? C'mon man, put some effort into it. You gotta eat it, you should enjoy it!

I felt qualified in my decision to use the oven but unfortunatley it all came up short

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin


The best nachos, imho. Less of a meal, more like something to munch on while drinking

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

ethanol posted:

I felt qualified in my decision to use the oven but unfortunatley it all came up short

Well, knowing your limitations is important, but watching a few cooking programs or reading a few recipes and techniques on the internet can really help. My buddy is a good cook and I just started watching him and picking up a few tricks. Wish I had done the same when I was a kid, my dad is an amazing cook.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

Also OP have you considered working out? And checking your 'fit?

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

Also OP have you considered working out? And checking your 'fit?

no

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



a lot of goons in here seem to thin kthey're better than me, i challenege you to make your own nachos

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

ethanol posted:

a lot of goons in here seem to thin kthey're better than me, i challenege you to make your own nachos

Sorry I'm too busy kissing my girlfriend, who I got by being friendly and using online dating sites.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

dad gay. so what posted:

1. Get chips
2. poo poo on chips

Problem solved. Next.

answer is here cloesthread

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012


Shut up gaylords.

If you only have a microwave:

slice garlic, as much as you want
put it on chips
layer cheese on it, Land o Lakes white American is best

Put it on for a minute or until it burns.


Nachos at home:

4-8 garlic cloves
2-4 avocados
white corn chips
onion
sharp as hell cheddar or colby/jack
grilled or pan fried chicken or whatever cooked meat you want

Mash garlic with salt. Add to mashed avocado. Put meat on chips with minced onion and shredded cheese. Heat until cheese is melted then add guacamole, sliced tomato, sour cream and ground chipotle.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Bippie Mishap posted:

Shut up gaylords.

If you only have a microwave:

slice garlic, as much as you want
put it on chips
layer cheese on it, Land o Lakes white American is best

Put it on for a minute or until it burns.


Nachos at home:

4-8 garlic cloves
2-4 avocados
white corn chips
onion
sharp as hell cheddar or colby/jack
grilled or pan fried chicken or whatever cooked meat you want

Mash garlic with salt. Add to mashed avocado. Put meat on chips with minced onion and shredded cheese. Heat until cheese is melted then add guacamole, sliced tomato, sour cream and ground chipotle.

where do you keep a microwave that isn't at home

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
i had an uncle named nacho

:rip: nacho

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

If you want to make nachos with real cheese, then you're going to need good ingredients and it's going to take some work.

Your other option is this:



Don't use velveeta, that poo poo sucks.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



FIRST TIME posted:

If you want to make nachos with real cheese, then you're going to need good ingredients and it's going to take some work.

Your other option is this:



Don't use velveeta, that poo poo sucks.

I grated real cheese and it was a disaster

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

When you use real cheese, you have to be really careful about temperatures and cooking time. Otherwise you end up with oily, separated garbage.

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
the real question is how do you eat nachos i keep doing it wrong

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

unloading a bucket of flavor

SD87
Jun 7, 2011

Cool NIN Shirt posted:



The best nachos, imho. Less of a meal, more like something to munch on while drinking

Nachos are the best bar food

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

campbell's makes a cheese soup just dump that poo poo on some ruffles or whatever chips you have lying around and you got yourself some nachos

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

lol

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Salsa is gross :/

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

ethanol posted:

gently caress this sucks whose idea was it to make nachos

all I can taste is salt

add things like peppers, onion, tomato, avacado to make it good

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
op, now you have conquered nachos try making a roast chicken dinner

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olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

ethanol posted:

gently caress this sucks whose idea was it to make nachos

all I can taste is salt

don't use pre-salted chips

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