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dnimevih eHT
Mar 16, 2014

by Ralp
:synpa:

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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
You ever play grand theft auto online and had five stars and just ignored the cops and drove around killing everybody else?

There is no loving race war in vicksburg despite those evil rednecks best attempts to start one.

There is no law in vicksburg from 130am to around 500 am.

Have fun :)

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
gently caress Christchurch, why would anybody want to live in that inbred kiwi shithole

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
There are a whole lot of those things 18 wheelers haul, the loads? The back part? Around holly springs out in the middle of nowhere next to big giant old white money houses. Super value and dollar general boxes.

Illuminati contigencies from the 80s????

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Told Two Times posted:

There are a whole lot of those things 18 wheelers haul, the loads? The back part? Around holly springs out in the middle of nowhere next to big giant old white money houses. Super value and dollar general boxes.

Illuminati contigencies from the 80s????

Well redistribute the 18 wheelers before the emp you crazy motherfucker.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


:shepface:

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Just walk in there with a blowtorch and a can of gas.

They will obey.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
It's all on that super computer. Just tell the 50 thousand fried mother fuckers in vicksburg that there's gold bars and aliens and poo poo in there.

Let's destroy the new world order before it puts us all in our place.

Antidote ~ because if you're not the antidote you must be the poison.

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

And SA Mart Thread
Quick, Somebody call Carman. Or is he dead because his kickstarter to cure his cancer didn't get funded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKRV6Mpm6cw

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Told two times is a treasure

Like he's clearly trolling but that is some drat inspired word salad right there

Voted 5

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Come down here you falsehood world retard and I'll show you the truth.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

It's like our own personal timecube guy:allears:

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
After I get done with you the only thing you'll be able to smell is blood, cum and poo poo.

You loving understand me??? BLOOD cum and *poo poo*

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


where is the illuminati horse silo

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Hey Levis off Mt Alban rd is where those dirty cops gently caress little kids and babies and poo poo. The sheriff only shows up when a certain band plays and that's when he's in the back raping and murdering black babies and poo poo while they play music loud.

Levis * a gathering place

Yeah, it's a swinger club. Where first it's like hey you wanna gently caress my wife? Oh hey you wanna gently caress this man? Oh hey you wanna gently caress this pretty girl?

Oh she was 15 and you're on camera. Tell us who all your friends are so we can murder their parents and gently caress their kids to death. Oh hey wanna gently caress this baby?

You don't have a choice.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

hemophilia posted:

where is the illuminati horse silo

I don't know. There's donkeys on fonsylvani a a certain time of year. Goddamn that spell check mickey mouse poo poo. Just add the a to the end. It's a really beautiful road. One time I saw a zebra. Another time I saw a gray fox. :)

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Bypass Church of Christ huh? Very clever name. Sounds all nice and Christian until you take it as a command.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
two things:

1) thread of the week, hands down.

2) T3 has zero probations or bans. Pretty amazing, huh?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
I am not crazy or lying. I know they're gonna kill me. Let this be my testimony, my legacy.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
They're killing all my friends one by one. Or getting to them some type of way. Somewhere in between the drug overdose when I was 18, the three terrible concussions, and being poisoned with temic cotton pesticide and who knows what else I became something different.

Sometimes I wonder if this is real. Maybe one of the numerous times I had a gun on me they pulled the trigger. Perhaps this is my redemption in some kind of purgatory. I truly don't know.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Same

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
t3, maybe you take up a hobby or a sport. it might get you mind off of all the poisonings and baby rapings youre surrounded by.

i hear tennis is nice.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Jackson mississippi has fallen into chaos. Soon all of the devils Will be cast out into the rivers, or the ground.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
It's about that time. I'm about to drive around vicksburg and kill every last illuminati wannabe HIV 3 infected blood or any other animal I loving find all night long.

And I won't commit a single loving felony.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

someone do a dramatic radio noir reading of ttts posts with music stings and ambient thunderstorms and poo poo tia

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Turns out HIV 3 has been around since the late 80s. That's how the cia raised all that hell around the world. Just by breathing on people.

The government has been trying to kill me ever since I saw that little girl that had just been gang raped. Can someone call the president and ask him to loving stop?

I just wanted a nice girl to cuddle with me five years ago and figured out she was anemic. So I've been putting the pieces together ever since.

I just want to cuddle with a truly sweet strong minded good girl :(

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
I can see you, can you see me?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
I threw a baseball bat at somebody lol

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008

Told Two Times posted:

I threw a baseball bat at somebody lol

do it two times!

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
YES!

Take a glass bottle of hot sauce and some bricks or what have you. Put it in a black bag. Throw it through somebody's windshield when they're chasing you. Vengeance is yours, only God can truly judge them as they wreck their car and poo poo.

Seven Demon Bags

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
They raped a bunch of kids at Ameristar casino hotel last night.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Seven Demon Bags THEY Don't Want You To Know About! (Priests HATE this!!)

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
Narf! Point! Troz!

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
His name was Otis Bryd. They killed that man the same night right before they carjacked me. His body was found hanging from a tree rotten in louisana.

I know who killed that man.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
|Hey, two three, who are you gonna probate when you win the most awesomest thread of the week?

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

brick cow posted:

|Hey, two three, who are you gonna probate when you win the most awesomest thread of the week?

Your mamma.

brick cow
Oct 22, 2008
but my moms doesn't have a account.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
There was some kind of devil ritual on the 5 th floor of the diamond jacks hotel last night.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
They poison the water at the 61 n bypass by the antichrist church. Culkin water district. There's a boil water notice every loving day.

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
i dont understand this topic

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