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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
let's say you need fifty bucks ASAP
how are you going to get it??

(don't say sucking dicks)

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Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

loving dicks

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Steal something and then pawn it.

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

oh!

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

go to an ATM, withdraw 60, buy a pack of camel menthols and a sprite

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


donate blood or plasma

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

selling your gay soul to the straight devil or your straight soul to the gay devil if you're straight

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

play the market

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

you could collect two income tax refunds and win one beauty contest

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Jerkin' dicks. You can do a minimum of two at a time.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

there's that internet guy who like shits his pants and wears diapers and makes millions so that'd be my choice op

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Digital Fingers posted:

you could collect two income tax refunds and win one beauty contest

where do i find a beauty contest? the mall?

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

appropriatemetaphor posted:

there's that internet guy who like shits his pants and wears diapers and makes millions so that'd be my choice op

i don't believe you

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Parallax Scroll posted:

play the market

what market

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

jarvis cocker posted:

i don't believe you

gotta learn to trust one day

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008
work for 5 hours at a 10 dollar an hour job off the books

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Hobohemian posted:

Steal something and then pawn it.

Steal $400 and pawn it.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i'd get it off your mom op unless that bitch is holding out on me again.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Ask a friend for help.
:satan:

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Pickpocketing probably

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Give a gross old dude a mediocre massage

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Sell mystery boxes on sa mart. Accept PayPal

Also great way to clean your place

Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Steal it from your mom. She is on the corner suckin dick

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
sucking.... cocks?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Buy drugs, sell it back to the dealer at a higher price

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Steal it from your mom. She is on the corner suckin dick

i'm well aware but that's her money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38_MwcGDNhQ

Digital Fingers
Sep 2, 2012

jarvis cocker posted:

where do i find a beauty contest? the mall?

u could go to a mall and tell people to give you money while calling them ugly

same diff

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

down n out posted:

Buy drugs, sell it back to the dealer at a higher price

to the same dealer? does that work?

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h25NoJYdEM

jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax

exactly this

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Bitcoin!

Acid Jerk
Nov 7, 2009
What's the fastest way to suck 50 dicks

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

My plan to end the recession has failed http://printmoney.ytmnd.com/

20matar
Jul 9, 2013

70fugir

BeefThief posted:

go to an ATM, withdraw 60, buy a pack of camel menthols and a sprite

Hey buddy can you give me a smoke??? Thanks!

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Ask mom for $50.

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
the rap game

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


just hit people on the street and pick up the money that falls out.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




do a google image search for "hot babe steampunk," put card game on kickstarter

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I.C. posted:

Ask a friend for help.
:satan:

ask a satan for help

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Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
im gonna go with kickstarter too

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