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Loud is the newest one I heard. My favorite thi is The Devils Lettuce
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Nameless_Steve posted:Let's work backwards here, based on cops' vocabulary limits. I'm going to go with... "innocent black male" Oooooo! 
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Apr 8, 2015 21:23
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Vin BioEthanol posted:I'm a former cop as of today, I'm fwding all these to other cops. Did they actually sack you for shooting that black dude?
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Apr 8, 2015 21:29
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I like to say "illegal drugs"
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Apr 8, 2015 21:38
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Liquid Dinosaur posted:I like to say "illegal drugs" trustworthy av
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Apr 8, 2015 21:48
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gary oldmans diary posted:i prefer fake teen slang stephen king makes up in his stories uh, stephen king was buried up to his eyeballs in narcotics for the better part of two decades
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Apr 8, 2015 21:54
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Just call it "green." So many things are green! The cops will never be able to prove that you aren't trying to buy some mountain dew or a crepe myrtle bush.
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Apr 8, 2015 22:02
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Inevitable posted:Just call it "green." So many things are green! The cops will never be able to prove that you aren't trying to buy some mountain dew or a crepe myrtle bush. What if they think I'm buying an AR w a custom green skin like in counterstrike they will shoot me dead
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Apr 8, 2015 22:12
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social vegan posted:What if they think I'm buying an AR w a custom green skin like in counterstrike they will shoot me dead they'll just roll up and laugh, and mock you by repeatedly putting their selector on auto
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Apr 8, 2015 22:24
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Apr 8, 2015 22:39
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not weed as in "i'm looking to not buy weed, does anyone not have weed to sell me?" bulletproof deniability      
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Apr 8, 2015 22:47
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We used to say pizza when it was someone we knew. Call them up, "Hey man you got any pizza? Maybe like half a pizza?" If it was some rando I'd just ask if they were on deck. Also "flowers"
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Apr 8, 2015 22:55
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dougdrums posted:not weed finally something that makes sense
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Apr 9, 2015 00:52
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plus ur credentials are outstanding
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Tortuga posted:Did they actually sack you for shooting that black dude? Ok so i feel im tight with you bros* and you wont leak this, the "firing" is supposedly is just a story for the media, I fully expect to go back to work. *still monitoring the tthread and fwding these marihuana code words to other cops though, in the name of public safety and all that
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Apr 9, 2015 01:09
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Mary wanna.
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Apr 9, 2015 01:37
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Walk up to someobe say itsokayimgay and cup their balls. A dealer will give you weed
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Apr 9, 2015 01:41
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psyopmonkey posted:Live in a state that isnt stuck in the 60s? washington recreational stores are pretty lovely though. its like $35 for a gram of weed that you can't look at. the packages must always remain sealed in store so you can't even smell what you're getting. also $80 joints, $10 20mg thc candies, and $150 grams of oil. you could just fake a medical condition like everyone else and get a medical marijuana rec with the money you'd save in three days smoking rec weed. but decriminalization was p cool its p nice not having to worry about going to jail for having weed stems in your pocket. rainier medical cannabis market is whats up.
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HEY VAPER posted:washington recreational stores are pretty lovely though. its like $35 for a gram of weed that you can't look at. the packages must always remain sealed in store so you can't even smell what you're getting. also $80 joints, $10 20mg thc candies, and $150 grams of oil. you could just fake a medical condition like everyone else and get a medical marijuana rec with the money you'd save in three days smoking rec weed. but decriminalization was p cool its p nice not having to worry about going to jail for having weed stems in your pocket. rainier medical cannabis market is whats up. 20 a gram for high % sativa. 15 a gram for 20%ish indica. Or... so ive HEARD.  Fogponics talk itt
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psyopmonkey posted:20 a gram for high % sativa. your rec stores must be better, i was just at the one in seattle and the one on the eastside the other day and the cheapest grams were $34 i also could care less about thc% and smoke for flavor/aroma above anything so even if the prices were decent it would still be a shot in the dark.
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Apr 9, 2015 01:59
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HEY VAPER posted:your rec stores must be better, i was just at the one in seattle and the one on the eastside the other day and the cheapest grams were $34 Zipcar+drive out of the city a bit=better weed prices(availability)
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Apr 9, 2015 02:37
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Those stanky skunk nugs
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"Sogg"
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Apr 9, 2015 03:22
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been spitballin' a couple ideas, I trip over something (or PRETEND TO) and say I dropped my weeds. With an s on the end no one is the wiser and the drug dealer can just put the weed on the ground and i'll pick it up I could collapse and say i'm dying of sobriety???? Say i'm looking to play a game of kerplunk but call it kerskunk
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Apr 9, 2015 03:25
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playin' kerspunk (soggy biscuit) with op itt i don't think he gets it he keeps eating it before the game starts
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Apr 9, 2015 03:28
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so i get a bunch of dealers and stand around in circle JOing on the weed?
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Apr 9, 2015 03:31
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worst case you could probably get a contact high from their spunk
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Apr 9, 2015 03:32
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I'm looking to buy some, uh, *coughs* memes. Yes a gram of memes please.
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Apr 9, 2015 03:33
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just do that joint toking hand motion towards people until someone winks and thumbs ups you that way you can tell the cops that you were actually just offering free blowjobs to people will small wieners
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Ferroque posted:I'm looking to buy some, uh, *coughs* memes. Yes a gram of memes please. i will take the me smoking a phatty blunty doobie meme Fart Puzzle posted:just do that joint toking hand motion towards people until someone winks and thumbs ups you that way you can tell the cops that you were actually just offering free blowjobs to people will small wieners this is a p solid choice because if i aim for the weed stars and miss i will fall into giving small weiner blowjobs heaven
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Apr 9, 2015 03:49
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The important thing to remember is to say to the cops is that you're not charging for blowing small wieners, or else that's prostitution.
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Android Bicyclist posted:The important thing to remember is to say to the cops is that you're not charging for blowing small wieners, or else that's prostitution. lol that's silly, i usually pay to
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Scrug. Sir Danksalot (though to be fair this one's probably pretty easy to figure out). The Hammering Visigoth. Deew (that's just 'weed' backwards, pretty clever I think). The Gates of Heaven. Mr. Green. The Growth. Tommy Chong's Lament. Or try this sentence on for size: "Hey, you got any... (wink out Morse code for marijuana)."
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HEY VAPER posted:washington recreational stores are pretty lovely though. its like $35 for a gram of weed that you can't look at. the packages must always remain sealed in store so you can't even smell what you're getting. also $80 joints, $10 20mg thc candies, and $150 grams of oil. you could just fake a medical condition like everyone else and get a medical marijuana rec with the money you'd save in three days smoking rec weed. but decriminalization was p cool its p nice not having to worry about going to jail for having weed stems in your pocket. rainier medical cannabis market is whats up. Move to a state that has actual non lovely recreational dispensaries?
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MrChupon posted:Move to a state that has actual non lovely recreational dispensaries? Actually don't we're full. gently caress off.
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make pigeon noises and listen for someone to return your birdcalls
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Hook me up with some of dat ennui
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