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de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
has anyone mention that all the uggos got killed off during the shoah?

because that's why

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
This is not going to end well.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I know a lot of Jews. They have the same bangin bod ratio as any other group.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i am an expert on jews and they are all good

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

yeah, blossom is pretty a+

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah. Jewish girls are really awesome until they are totally not and suddenly they're making your life absolute hell.

This is all women.

People even.

JFC.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

It's to snare helped goyim.


Jews belief the heritage is passed by the mother's side of the family.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Secks Cauldron posted:

I know a lot of Jews. They have the same bangin bod ratio as any other group.

P much this. On the plus side dating a xenophobic mentalcase with severe daddy/mommy issues is the only thing that gets me off so bring on the yids, I say.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i call the booty and boobies on jewish women jewties and jewbies

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Gaunab posted:

i call the booty and boobies on jewish women jewties and jewbies

This should be made into a law

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


etalian posted:

It's to snare helped goyim.


Jews belief the heritage is passed by the mother's side of the family.

this was changed a long while back to make sure jewish men married jewish women

a real jerk posted:

i am an expert on jews and they are all good

sorry i am a shithead

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nuclearmonkee posted:

this was changed a long while back to make sure jewish men married jewish women

If they were smart they would have made the law say marry a jewish man/woman only 50% of the time to prevent inbreeding.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I thought they sterilize the ugly ones. It's called Jewgenics or something.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Frankenstyle posted:

I thought they sterilize the ugly ones. It's called Jewgenics or something.

Like Anne Frank, the J is silent.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
tbqh its p rare you find a jew with a good body ie sarah silverman, usually its jus kyles mom on south park hth

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

ethnic fetishism is bad

Grandma Panic!
Nov 4, 2006

OMGVBFLOL posted:

ethnic fetishism is bad

why

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Cimber posted:

Having lived in Brooklyn before right near the border with a serious orthodox area, I can confirm that a lot of the Jewish women are really stacked. But the crazy that goes along with it is not worth the hassle.

if you dont know how to handle fine rear end crazy bitches you are not a man mensch enough for a strong wild eyed, stacked Jewish woman

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

OMGVBFLOL posted:

ethnic fetishism is bad

:agreed:

Jews are just people, my friends.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:agreed:

Jews are just people, my friends.

people with super-stacked wimminfolk

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Abdul Alhazred posted:

people with super-stacked wimminfolk

Oh poo poo, it's the elder Alhazred. My Liege. *bows*

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

:agreed:

Jews are just people, my friends.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh poo poo, it's the elder Alhazred. My Liege. *bows*

its cool, i put one of your posts on the back as a blurb

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Abdul Alhazred posted:

its cool, i put one of your posts on the back as a blurb

:neckbeard: Iä! Iä! Oy!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

OMGVBFLOL posted:

ethnic fetishism is bad
the worst case scenario is a goons attempt at sex tourism turning out to be an exotic vacation of close proximity creeping

killmeimmafailure
Apr 19, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
No kidding. It can be loving up. But it can be also cool. I read the island of the blue dolphins and I wanted to bang that abalone chick. Learn all her native culture by way of pillow talk

Get that abolene.

But seriously who cares. Every body just people man.

killmeimmafailure fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Apr 20, 2015

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

kindermord posted:

some jews did the silk road merchant thing and centuries later this happened



Who is this? How can we be sure of her Jewish ancestry?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Testikles posted:

Who is this? How can we be sure of her Jewish ancestry?

I volunteer to ask her during coitus, I'll let you know what I find out

Secret Machine
Jun 20, 2005

What the Hell?

The Rage posted:

I volunteer to ask her during coitus, I'll let you know what I find out

Just check if her peepee is circumcised. Duh.

Can also confirm Jewish ladies' BJ game is on point.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

VendaGoat posted:

You know what would make Jew Girls even more attractive? Bigger boobs.

Daphne Rosen ?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a strong presence in tv and cinema and marketing to instill a familiar and desirable image of the idf and israel in a geopolitical context to sway american general feeling and perception toward a pro israel protectionist state i dont know op

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

All women are beautiful, you monsters.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Rambling Robot posted:

this is not true.

its a 90% likelihood of a butch face?


Secks Cauldron posted:

I know a lot of Jews. They have the same bangin bod ratio as any other group.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot
I've heard Jews are literally magical malevolent beings akin to Lovecrafts great old ones

c/d?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I could never identify a jew by looks

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

Zzulu posted:

I could never identify a jew by looks

by touch?

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Four and three and two and one

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Morkies posted:

I've heard Jews are literally magical malevolent beings akin to Lovecrafts great old ones

c/d?

I can confirm. We take Christians and pay them to do our house cleaning. Ia ia rlyeh

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


Also don't expect your privileged jewish gf or wife to be interested in cleaning up after themselves. I've never dated one who did and my wife is most definitely not betty crocker

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Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

What about Jewish men? Are the ladies and gayboys craving that kosher pickle?

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