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Pollyanna posted:but then i dont wanna stretch the holes out too much. butthole joke a little stretching is good for the hole so it will fit
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i actually love ikea and i can afford to refurnish any room in the house on a whim for like 1/2 a week's paycheck. Sure it's paper garbage but goons who deride them have all wicker furniture from craigslist or still live at their folks'
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Ghaz posted:yeah sounds like her ex was a lazy piece of poo poo who wouldn't help those in need Whereas I never help those in need, but don't make up lame excuses. I'll just flat out tell them to gently caress off.
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Pollyanna posted:problem: i have no hole in my head I'd give you an idiot proof guide on how to drill a hole in your head but from the sound of things you couldn't handle it and probably poop your pants
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Ghaz posted:i actually love ikea and i can afford to refurnish any room in the house on a whim for like 1/2 a week's paycheck. Sure it's paper garbage but goons who deride them have all wicker furniture from craigslist or still live at their folks' My whole apartment is Ikea because it's cheap, and if it breaks, I can just go get a new one.
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Apr 20, 2015 04:49
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Lol if you as a man cant bore a larger hole or dont have tools
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Business Gorillas posted:I'd give you an idiot proof guide on how to drill a hole in your head but from the sound of things you couldn't handle it and probably poop your pants Perhaps you should lower your standards.
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I loving dare a piece of furniture I buy to have small pilot holes. DOUBLE DARE! Power tools own all problems
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Apr 20, 2015 04:59
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i have that same daybed and the instructions had a part where they clearly had the wrong number of slats and it was confusing
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Their furniture is retard simple to put together. It's simple drawings that even kids could follow.
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Apr 20, 2015 05:31
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This thread is making me want to go to Ikea. Everyone can always use more bookshelves.
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Ghaz posted:i actually love ikea and i can afford to refurnish any room in the house on a whim for like 1/2 a week's paycheck. Sure it's paper garbage but goons who deride them have all wicker furniture from craigslist or still live at their folks' i agree, its a god-send for college students and being 4 years out of grad school, probably 33% of our stuff is still ikea though we've been trying to invest in some actual nicer pieces that have actual mass to them. it also kinda sucks going into any persons under 33 house/apt and it looking pretty much the same "oh hey i have that rug, and that desk, and that lamp, and that bed, and pull out mirro, and that shoe rack, and that dresser, and that nightstand... oh wait i dont have those bedsheets, neat!" also no reason to go to ikeahacker, just use an power drill & industrial glue everything and it'll solve like 99% of all problems with their stuff. Xaris fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Apr 20, 2015 |
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Apr 20, 2015 05:42
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If you fail at assembling the furniture, Ikea will send over some hot swedish blondes to help you out.
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without ikea sweden would be nothing but raging feminists.
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i honestly have more ikea dishware and cookware than shelves and beds and poo poo.
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Justin Godscock posted:i honestly have more ikea dishware and cookware than shelves and beds and poo poo. some of their cookware is nice (measuring cups, dish brush, etc), but actual cooking pans can't be good for you. the coating always seems to scrap off really easily and their way too thin and basically just putting food on a flame. gotta have some solid mass for cooking pans/pots to work well imo. that's definitely one area i think people should splurge and get a nice set that'll last em 20 years.
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Pollyanna posted:this was not tested on children, this was tested on loving mensa assholes. i know children pretty drat well, i post on SA
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 Step 1A will get you your man card back and you won't have to sleep on the floor.
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i just wish the ikea furniture directions had writing. is that so much to ask? i follow written words better than pictures of whatever the hell that thing is
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Pollyanna posted:dont have one atm If you're over 25 you're a helpless manchild. And your av reminds me of another worthless attention monger so maybe you deserve to sleep in a mound of straw OP
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Mr. Unlucky posted:has someone made a joke yet about their funny words i only skimmed the thread so far I got a chuckle out of this one casual beep posted:I just love horse meat anything horse is delicious
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If you ever find yourself and a serious girlfriend/significant other/transgendered-poly-otherkin-life-partner-boner-mutant shopping at an IKEA together make sure you guys are real solid first and have as big a budget as possible because nothing is worse than trying to choose between the very worst couch or the least comfortable quasi-bed and then not have a shelf budget. The look in her/xhe/chai eyes as you blow your budget on an ok bed and then fumble with the couch cushion thing with no actual couch underneath, that folds out into sort of a chair shape, big mistake. Like be ready to buy two expensive top items and then just exactly as many brightly colored curtain things as possible, even if if you're a broke college student
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IKEA is worse than walmart furniture, do they still not sell replacement parts? Ugly Trash.
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naem posted:If you ever find yourself and a serious girlfriend/significant other/transgendered-poly-otherkin-life-partner-boner-mutant shopping at an IKEA together make sure you guys are real solid first and have as big a budget as possible because nothing is worse than trying to choose between the very worst couch or the least comfortable quasi-bed and then not have a shelf budget. yeee or just go pick up cans for an hour in the park and return to get the modular shelf system of your dreams
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Prorat posted:IKEA is worse than walmart furniture drat this is blatantly untrue. of all the boxed-garbage-quality mdf-legos-for-poor-idiots furniture that you can acquire anywhere in the loving world, ikea is far and away the best. are you straight trollin me or have you never actually sat at a desk + office chair from walmart b4
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Sometimes a narrow hole is good. But sometimes a wide hole is nice. It all depends on what tool you're using. hth
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I went to an Ikea once and got so competely lost in the store that I got scared and bought some meatballs then left and never came back. I'll stick to craigslist for my furniture needs, random strangers on the internet are easier to deal with.
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Jesus Christ posted:I went to an Ikea once and got so competely lost in the store that I got scared and bought some meatballs then left and never came back. I'll stick to craigslist for my furniture needs, random strangers on the internet are easier to deal with. I just can't get enough bedbugs!
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I like Ikea stuff. It's obviously not the highest quality around but it's cheap and still looks pretty good. So far most of the stuff I bought have lasted a good while, my Malm bed frame is still holding up like a champ 10 years, 4 homes, and 2 mattresses later.
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Pollyanna posted:loving goddamn brimnes daybed, get to step b7, cant screw the loving screws in, pilot holes are too small, checked google, everyone else has the same problem, guess im not sleeping in a loving bed tonight Why can't you drill out the pilot holes yourself?
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i am posting on the loving cheapest desk that ikea has and it has served me well, the cheapest ikea coffee table is right near me and I stand on it and play trad games on it on the reg, and my couch is not a cheap ikea couch at all it is instead an 800 dollar ikea couch and it is comfy as a motherfucker all my dressers/nightstands are ikea too and I've had them for longer, they've been through three moves, and are relatively cheap too and are still together and functional, i like ikea they have been good for me at a good price also if you can't assemble your ikea product you might be functionally disabled
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Ikea made the new billy incompatible with the old billy breaking 30+ years of backwards compatibility. gently caress you Ikea and your mystery horse meat balls.
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Saga posted:Why can't you drill out the pilot holes yourself? this has been established, its because he's an idiot bitch baby who doesnt understand power tools
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 Everything you buy at Ikea is helping line the pockets of a literal Nazi who managed to escape the 40s without getting picked up for it and he uses loopholes with his companies so that basically zero taxes are paid on anything they sell.
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Ghaz posted:yeee or just go pick up cans for an hour in the park and return to get the modular shelf system of your dreams Lol see here's what I mean: deadwing posted:and my couch is not a cheap ikea couch at all it is instead an 800 dollar ikea couch and it is comfy as a motherfucker If you think you have a $1000 dollar budget for an ikea visit, plan on another $1000 or else you'll look cheap when you buy the nice couch and then a cheaper bed. Or instead of the $40 shelf there's the $300 dollar shelf system in a better color and then OOO look honey! Bumblebee curtains haha oh and these dishes! Oh and that other couple bought a rug, don't we need a rug? Oh not the $20 dollar one OOO look this ones only $429.95 on sale
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Wee Tinkle Wand posted:
Nazis invented rockets and jet engines and made all the best stuff. That sounds like an endorsement.
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naem posted:Lol see here's what I mean: except whenever I go in IKEA I've got money to blow, we just bought what was functional for the amount of space we have 
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What? "meatballs"? Over here in Germany it says "Köttbollar" to stay with the Swedish theme. I guess Ikea in the US lowered its standards to accommodate people with an intellect so low they can't even assemble ikea furniture properly...
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