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Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:
Finally the perfect kink for GBS. :gizz:

http://www.vice.com/read/hypnodommes-999

quote:

Erotic hypnosis is exactly as it sounds. A hypnotist (usually a woman) puts you under a trance and makes suggestions that get you all hot and bothered. It's classic dominant/submissive kink, but with a metaphysical bent. Getting bound and gagged might be fun, but erotic hypnosis delves into more abstract concepts like mind control or feminization. The vendors take on appropriately gothic names (Isabella Valentine, Nikki Fatale, to name a couple) and offer their services in MP3 downloads. You browse, and select the trance that seems to appeal to your sensibilities. Do you want to be hypnotized on a beach? Perhaps a spa? They can make that happen. Some of the more austere options include penis enlargement and the mythical hands-free orgasm. Allegedly you just plug in, lean back, and let the words make you come.

:nws: http://www.reddit.com/r/sissyhypno/

:nws: http://www.sissyhypnosis.club/

There are other options. For example I used a hypnosis MP3 to turn myself into a hermaphrodite sex robot and I'm posting from the Internet now. You can also turn yourself into a cow, but make sure you buy the reverse MP3 beforehand as it is pretty awkward if you have to stay a cow forever.

N e way, leave your snarky comments in the thread below, then turn off your monitor and get into bed with one of these mp3s. Finally you can say "im gay" unironically

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Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
cool story bro

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


i've known about this since at least 2008

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

hemophilia posted:

i've known about this since at least 2008

are you still gay?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Nagato posted:

are you still gay?

only a little bit

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
penis finally went invert 10/10 mp3s

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
When I was a dumb teen, I tried some of those.

Few months later I bought my SA account.

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
ive stopped listening to music and just loop this hpynosis files 24/7, im finally turning into a bimbo slut. wish me luck.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
Sounds dumb as poo poo.

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
I have listened to the straight ones, in a lot of ways it is better than porn, and in a few ways better than sex. It has definitely warped my sexuality over time, specifically to prefer dominant women, but it's not going to turn a straight person gay.

If you choose to listen or watch something designed to "turn you gay" chances are you were probably gay to begin with.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
yeah well what happens if I accidentally hear some straight hypnosis afterwards? wouldn't I have to buy a whole other set to re-gay?

irrevocable my rear end. sounds like a huge loving scam more like

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
I'm really dissapointed in u OP, getting my hopes up

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
as demonstrated by my atheism, i am not vulnerable to suggestive manipulation.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

as demonstrated by my atheism, i am not vulnerable to suggestive manipulation.

God isn't real and it's okay to suck dick.

You should suck a dick.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

yeah well what happens if I accidentally hear some straight hypnosis afterwards? wouldn't I have to buy a whole other set to re-gay?

irrevocable my rear end. sounds like a huge loving scam more like

Poke out your eardrums after.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Cake Smashing Boob posted:

yeah well what happens if I accidentally hear some straight hypnosis afterwards? wouldn't I have to buy a whole other set to re-gay?

irrevocable my rear end. sounds like a huge loving scam more like


monkey posted:

I have listened to the straight ones, in a lot of ways it is better than porn, and in a few ways better than sex. It has definitely warped my sexuality over time, specifically to prefer dominant women, but it's not going to turn a straight person gay.

If you choose to listen or watch something designed to "turn you gay" chances are you were probably gay to begin with.

some people did like an extremely thorough analysis of those files and it turns out a shitload of the straight stuff has gay and bi suggestions hidden at near imperceptible volume. So, if you're repressing something it's probably gonna come out if you're susceptible to hypnotic induction.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


I was watching a youtube video Q&A about small penis humiliation yesterday and saw a couple of "erotic hypnosis" and "subliminal trance to turn into a straight woman" videos in the "suggested" list.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Nagato posted:


There are other options. For example I used a hypnosis MP3 to turn myself into a hermaphrodite sex robot and I'm posting from the Internet now. You can also turn yourself into a cow, but make sure you buy the reverse MP3 beforehand as it is pretty awkward if you have to stay a cow forever.

I don't get this though.

How the hell am I supposed to use the reverse MP3 if I am a cow? If I am suddenly a cow then I don't know MP3s I just know I am in a confined space and there's no grass.

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Un-l337-Pork posted:

I was watching a youtube video Q&A about small penis humiliation yesterday and saw a couple of "erotic hypnosis" and "subliminal trance to turn into a straight woman" videos in the "suggested" list.

Sorry about your small penis.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


lordoftheT posted:

Sorry about your small penis.

No, it's not me -- one of my ex wife's gay friends hooked up with a guy who asked him to make fun of his small dick, even though his dick was, ostensibly, of relatively normal proportions. My ex wife is a prude and thought this was weird so looked up a youtube video and sent it to her so she can see that this is just a typical kink.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Un-l337-Pork posted:

No, it's not me -- one of my ex wife's gay friends hooked up with a guy who asked him to make fun of his small dick, even though his dick was, ostensibly, of relatively normal proportions. My ex wife is a prude and thought this was weird so looked up a youtube video and sent it to her so she can see that this is just a typical kink.

We had a nice thread about men becoming bimbo sluts through hypnosis and now you made it all weird.

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Can they turn you into a functioning member of society?

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

RedLobster posted:

Can they turn you into a functioning member of society?

no because you have to be sitting and listening... its pretty passive. u have to let yourself fall into the infinite void

the Daoists used to say that if you are passive enough you can become immortal, but I doubt you can acquire that skill by listening to hypnosis mp3s. and its not useful to society either

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Didn't the CIA research some poo poo like this in the 50s to use against the Russians?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
dumb poo poo

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


mind the walrus posted:

Didn't the CIA research some poo poo like this in the 50s to use against the Russians?

MK Ultra was insanely hosed up read about how they kidnapped people and fed them LSD for a year and tried to rebuild their entire psyche after rendering them mentally infantile

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

mind the walrus posted:

Didn't the CIA research some poo poo like this in the 50s to use against the Russians?

Yes but it backfired. Now the whole nation is in denial, hard.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I don't think it's fair that you get to send us messages about your new videos, with clips attached to them. Who can resist that? I only bought this video because of how sexy your tits are, and out of curiosity as to what the "test" would be, and now you have me thinking I am gay. Wtf? You start rubbing your tits and telling me that I am gay and that I love cock, of course I am going to believe it. This video is not a gay "test" it is gay conversion. Very tricky Princess, but oh so effective. The only two things that make me hard anymore are your tits and big man cock. :(

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
this is how we get to demolition man

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Mr. Unlucky posted:

this is how we get to demolition man
be well

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
this is how we defeat the isis

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!
So has anyone in the thread turned gay yet? Just curious.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


girl said my dick doesn't work and my rear end is a pussy and now i'm mentally secreting estrogen so i expect my tits to grow by a cup size and the hair to fall off any day now.

who knew this was all possible.

i think witches were real now and puritans were righteous and entirely justified. who knows how many of those women whispered 'human being' in men's ears as they slept? who knows how many people wre buggering because of witches, back in the day.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Hypnosis only works like this in cartoons

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
GAY-SMR

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

When I was a dumb teen, I tried some of those.

Few months later I bought my SA account.

This is a scientific study proving they work!

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


if you are atheist why aren't you gay? what is holding you back? pure bigotry. you aren't gay because of bigotry. expel those negative thoughts and love your fellow man's cock

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
"I suppose that's the best you can do in a world without succubi." - A retard

Vice has interesting/alright videos and whatnot, but their written stuff is absolute crapolah.

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