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they're wrong, you can do it
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I didn't do good when I try before, what can I do to be more successful?
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May 5, 2015 17:43
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Irrational Bees posted:I didn't do good when I try before, what can I do to be more successful? put on some ozzy
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May 5, 2015 17:46
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seems to me, op, that you're conflating "can" with "should".
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May 5, 2015 17:47
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you should kill yourself izzy you piece of poo poo
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May 5, 2015 17:48
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An old classmate of mine offed himself over the weekend, he referenced Hitler in his Facebook suicide note/post. Now I'm thinking he might've been a GBS denizen too fortunately (more dead Goons the better)
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May 5, 2015 17:55
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WRONG THREAD LOL
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May 5, 2015 17:56
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people always tryin to hold me back
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May 5, 2015 17:56
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Kuato posted:An old classmate of mine offed himself over the weekend, he referenced Hitler in his Facebook suicide note/post. Rip
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May 5, 2015 17:57
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Kuato posted:An old classmate of mine offed himself over the weekend, he referenced Hitler in his Facebook suicide note/post. goondolences
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May 5, 2015 18:01
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May 5, 2015 18:07
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Kuato posted:An old classmate of mine offed himself over the weekend, he referenced Hitler in his Facebook suicide note/post. Not to be too morbid here or anything but I'm seriously curious about how you work hitler into your suicide post. "Off to join my bro Hitler. gently caress You! Toodles."
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May 5, 2015 18:12
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InterFaced posted:Not to be too morbid here or anything but I'm seriously curious about how you work hitler into your suicide post. Dude had issues. Here's the pertinent quote "Hitler was a man of genius/geniuses, but no matter what, at some point he was huge. All great things eventually crumble." Note to self: if I kill myself, don't talk about how great Hitler was
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May 5, 2015 18:19
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Im done with suicide. It just wasnt for me.
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May 5, 2015 18:19
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psyopmonkey posted:Im done with suicide. I find this very hard to believe. You had a gun, you should have been able to do it!
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May 5, 2015 18:19
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Kuato posted:An old classmate of mine offed himself over the weekend, he referenced Hitler in his Facebook suicide note/post. good. another addition to our rich heritage of death
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May 5, 2015 18:19
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psyopmonkey posted:Im done with suicide. dont be a quitter
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May 5, 2015 18:20
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believe in yourself
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May 5, 2015 18:21
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killing myself is pretty brave and courageous
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May 5, 2015 18:22
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Kuato posted:Dude had issues. Here's the pertinent quote Yeah, I agree. Suicide is much better without Hitler references. Dude hosed up.
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May 5, 2015 18:22
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It's also extremely romantic. Everyone will want you once your dead, cause your cool now, and then they wont have you cause youll be too cool!
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May 5, 2015 18:23
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i would kill myself, but then i wouldn't be able to see how upset people are/how many people come to my funeral.
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May 5, 2015 18:26
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but i really want to see the new star wars
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May 5, 2015 18:28
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:i would kill myself, but then i wouldn't be able to see how upset people are/how many people come to my funeral. Wouldn't the halfway house you live in force everyone to go? Just count how many people live there and thats the number.
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May 5, 2015 18:28
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Wouldn't the halfway house you live in force everyone to go? Just count how many people live there and thats the number. yeah, but i'm more interested to see how many people from AA show up and which of my family members too. some off these AA funerals (ie when someone ODs or blows their head off) get a couple hundo in attendance in sober solidarity.
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May 5, 2015 18:29
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:yeah, but i'm more interested to see how many people from AA show up and which of my family members too. some off these AA funerals (ie when someone ODs or blows their head off) get a couple hundo in attendance in sober solidarity. Contract hep c then make sure when you blow your brains out some of it splatters into a housemates eyes.
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May 5, 2015 18:32
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Mr. Pumroy posted:but i really want to see the new star wars i'm waiting until mad men is over wanna see what becomes of dong d.raper before i shuffle off that mortal coil, it's the most important television show of this age
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May 5, 2015 18:34
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:yeah, but i'm more interested to see how many people from AA show up and which of my family members too. some off these AA funerals (ie when someone ODs or blows their head off) get a couple hundo in attendance in sober solidarity. do you get your court ordered meeting slip signed for going to a junkie funeral?
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May 5, 2015 18:38
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do they hang up the 12 steps and 12 traditions on either side of the coffin?
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May 5, 2015 18:38
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Gatekeeper posted:do they hang up the 12 steps and 12 traditions on either side of the coffin? they give a round of applause for completing the 13th step.
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May 5, 2015 18:39
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Jesus Christ posted:they're wrong, you can do it ill try, jesus
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May 5, 2015 18:41
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Jesus Christ posted:don't listen to people who tell you not to kill yourself best username/post synergy ever
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May 5, 2015 18:43
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They said I'd never kill myself, well look at me now.
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May 5, 2015 19:46
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The Prodigy's latest album dropped over a month ago, so really at this point we're all just procrastinating.
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May 5, 2015 20:08
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Life at its worst is still pretty okay and even whe it's not there's all kinds of drugs that can let you ignore it.
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May 5, 2015 20:11
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Stay alive nigga
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May 5, 2015 20:14
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Jesus Christ posted:don't listen to people who tell you not to kill yourself ghlbtsk posted:best username/post synergy ever As I just learned, whenever God closes a door he opens a window. You must take a flying leap out that window, don't bother looking to see what floor you're on. You don't wanna question God, do ya?
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May 5, 2015 20:15
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if it werent for suicide threats id never get laid
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May 5, 2015 20:16
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I killed myself and it was the best decision I ever made. I've never been happier!
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Phobic Nest posted:As I just learned, whenever God closes a door he opens a window. No sir! *jumps*
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