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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
And if so how much would it take?

What if you knew your dad was a closeted gay and would be guaranteed to see it?

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psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Is this for a porn or a private sesh?

Porn would be in the millions. A private sesh... Ill such a dick for like 10k.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

psyopmonkey2 posted:

A private sesh... Ill such a dick for like 10k.
interested. do you accept bitcoin?

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

interested. do you accept bitcoin?

Nah bro, cash only.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Is this for a porn or a private sesh?

Porn would be in the millions. A private sesh... Ill such a dick for like 10k.

What if you could only see the back of your head while sucking a dick on film?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Sure, but lady sex is hotter than guy sex so it's not really fair.

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Hollis Brownsound posted:

What if you could only see the back of your head while sucking a dick on film?

Nah, my tats might show. I dont need any crazy stuff if I go back into federal service.

No one likes putting "I was in a porno" on their SF-86A.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I would let a guy blow me for 500 billion dollars. Looks like I reverse djinn'd you :smug:

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
Don't gay for pay, ply with drugs until it's A-OK!

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
being gay isnt a choice op

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


10k for suckin dicks jesus christ lmao

basically if your ceiling is higher than $40 you've just revealed that you're a secret homophobe, way to go

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
if you dont sell your body to a person of the same sex for <50 dollars you practically hang homosexuals in your spare time and possibly committ several microaggressions.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 52 minutes!
i pay for gay

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Is this for a porn or a private sesh?

Porn would be in the millions. A private sesh... Ill such a dick for like 10k.

I'd like to say that I'd hold out, but psyopmonkey kind of has it nailed for me too.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I've gayed for free and it wasn't bad but I like women more. I'd do it on camera for what ever the normal rate is for it. no bareback or fetish bullshit. And not if my parents end up seeing it. That's not worth it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Maybe. But it would have to be a very pretty man and a whole lot of money.

Fuckabees
Aug 8, 2012

"White Liiiiiiines, blow through my miiiind"

--The Fat Boys
wrangler nuts drive me butts.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
c'mon guys I appreciate the fact that straight for pay isnt really in demand but if you gotta get your end off, well, beggers cant be choosers

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I can't even Straight for Free.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I can't even Straight for Free.

You are the bravest person I have yet seen on these forums

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBBZ-RYJF4w

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
No but I'll gay for free

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