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ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
I like country music still and cow poo poo doesn't smell bad (pig poo poo does)

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ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style
my neighbour (who was two fields over) and I built a bridge in the ditch between our properties and we hung out there all summer. it was really cool and we didn't get ticks.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
checking in

I never liked country music, it sucks

edit: that's a lie some of it is fantastic, pop country sucks balls though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8w0_bKbgY

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp
My neighbors growing up grew all sorts of cool poo poo.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

ghetto wormhole posted:

checking in

I never liked country music, it sucks

edit: that's a lie some of it is fantastic, pop country sucks balls though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8w0_bKbgY

literally my favourite band, I am so ladyhard right now.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
hello

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

tell me about your life

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007
I grew up in NJ and moved to the country 2 years ago, A+ would recommend

I can just go out back and drink and shoot the empties with whichever gun I have in hand. Way more fun than shooting at THE BLACKS up north

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Abdul Alhazred posted:

I grew up in NJ and moved to the country 2 years ago, A+ would recommend

I can just go out back and drink and shoot the empties with whichever gun I have in hand. Way more fun than shooting at THE BLACKS up north

this is the thread for people who grew up in the country; not posers who come by to shoot crossbows for leisure.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
owning a large amount of land is cool and fun because its like your own little kingdom and you can just roam around the hills and woods and streams and poo poo and reflect on how you are the lord of all you survey

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
I grew up 15 miles away from the nearest gas station.

My nearest neighbor was a mile away.

I didnt have any friends until I was 12.

Im an only child who was forcibly home schooled.

bloodsacrifice
Apr 21, 2015

by Ralp

Zippy the Bummer posted:

owning a large amount of land is cool and fun because its like your own little kingdom and you can just roam around the hills and woods and streams and poo poo and reflect on how you are the lord of all you survey
that and no one gives a poo poo if you shoot anything in the woods

Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

diabeetz posted:

this is the thread for people who grew up in the country; not posers who come by to shoot crossbows for leisure.

but my wife grew up in the country so I am a country-hick by marriage?? does that not count

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010

psyopmonkey2 posted:

I grew up 15 miles away from the nearest gas station.

My nearest neighbor was a mile away.

I didnt have any friends until I was 12.

Im an only child who was forcibly home schooled.

is the retarded friend you made at 12 gonna bulldoze your daddies house when you die?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

diabeetz posted:

literally my favourite band

same, it's very annoying that they refuse to tour anywhere near me

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

cool tree bro posted:

is the retarded friend you made at 12 gonna bulldoze your daddies house when you die?

As long as I get the money from the land and all his dumb crap in the shop.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Zippy the Bummer posted:

owning a large amount of land is cool and fun because its like your own little kingdom and you can just roam around the hills and woods and streams and poo poo and reflect on how you are the lord of all you survey

this.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

ghetto wormhole posted:

same, it's very annoying that they refuse to tour anywhere near me

I'm near Toronto and they rarely play here. I was hoping to go to the 2016 Stanley Hotel event but I didn't realize sales started in March. 2017 it is.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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diabeetz posted:

tell me about your life

grew up in the northwest in the country, it was nice, I miss having a lot of property to mess around on and my friends all had mad forest-y acreage


Zippy the Bummer posted:

owning a large amount of land is cool and fun because its like your own little kingdom and you can just roam around the hills and woods and streams and poo poo and reflect on how you are the lord of all you survey

right exactly

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
i live forty mins from the coast but inexplicably everybody is obsessed with ~country couture~

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
the number of confederate flags one can see on lifted trucks in oregon is certainly good for a lol

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp

Code Jockey posted:

the number of confederate flags one can see on lifted trucks in oregon is certainly good for a :smith:

fixed

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Load is probably Metallica's best album. I'm not being ironic or funny. Ain't My bitch, 2x4, The House Jack built, King NOthing... i'm trying to think of a weak song... maybe Poor twisted Me kind of sucks. The rest is A+

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
City folks just don't get it

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

Code Jockey posted:

grew up in the northwest in the country, it was nice, I miss having a lot of property to mess around on and my friends all had mad forest-y acreage

I grew up in SW Ontario but it's cool how many parallels there are with rural culture in the midwestern states.

reading Bridge to Terabithia was normal behavior. also some book about swans in a river or lake.

Erethizon_dorsatum
Nov 14, 2009
it's cool as hell to walk through a gate in your yard and be instantly covered in chickens

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

mdm posted:

City folks just don't get it

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qsNwDjUjbfs

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
the highest point on my property is one of the tallest hills in the valley and i like to go up there with a cooler of beer and some smokes and just enjoy the view. the best is in sprng/smmer when a thunderstorm is rolling in and i can watch it approach from miles away as it rolls over the landscape

im gonna put a big flagpole up there with a fuckoff huge flag that everyone will be able to see for miles around

cant decide what flag though, im leaning toward the welsh one with the big red dragon

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

diabeetz posted:

I like country music still and cow poo poo doesn't smell bad (pig poo poo does)

I don't have strong feelings for country music myself, but I would never denigrate those who enjoy it.

For those of you who enjoy it, Denigrate means to put down.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

The place I grew up used to be country but it got eaten by DC sprawl in the last five years and now every time I go back I'll pick up the local paper and there's been a gang shooting at an address that was a cow pasture the last time I was there

all told it's an improvement although I do miss the badass old farmhouses and taking hikes through like the whole villages that just got abandoned at some point. you do a lot of hiking when you're poor as poo poo and live in the middle of nowhere

ghetto wormhole posted:

checking in

I never liked country music, it sucks

edit: that's a lie some of it is fantastic, pop country sucks balls though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8w0_bKbgY

Toby Keith can go gently caress himself but if you whine about Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson you're just one boring motherfucker

Skynyrd and DBT there may be room for reasoned debate on

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

its odd how their budget has increased so their terrible ads at least look better but they still buy ad time for their lovely original ones

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

ghetto wormhole posted:

checking in

I never liked country music, it sucks

edit: that's a lie some of it is fantastic, pop country sucks balls though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vq8w0_bKbgY

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EVXuJxepC3s

yup

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

The place I grew up used to be country but it got eaten by DC sprawl in the last five years and now every time I go back I'll pick up the local paper and there's been a gang shooting at an address that was a cow pasture the last time I was there

all told it's an improvement although I do miss the badass old farmhouses and taking hikes through like the whole villages that just got abandoned at some point. you do a lot of hiking when you're poor as poo poo and live in the middle of nowhere

this is actually super depressing.

my hometown is still too far from cities to be developed, but a kid with a walker who we used to make fun of in public school (he always smelled like poo poo because he poo poo his pants) just got hit with a bunch of child pornography charges.

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

needs less Jesus, more whiskey or beer

4/10

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness
I miss the free range local farms. And the sweet corn stands (aka pickup trucks with a painted wooden sign) on the side of the highway in August.

And never having to call a repairman for anything because SOMEONE in your town of <1000 people could fix it for a couple beers and dinner.


Oh I should add that I don't miss the meth labs you found in the middle of the woods and ran like hell from when you heard a warning shot.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Queen Gnome posted:


And never having to call a repairman for anything because SOMEONE in your town of <1000 people could fix it for a couple beers and dinner.


hell yeah

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Grew up on a farm road. Roaming the fields/canals/abandoned light industry sights was rad.


Code Jockey posted:

the number of confederate flags one can see on lifted trucks in oregon is certainly good for a lol

What the gently caress is up with Union states having so many stars and bars? Also, the existence of Illinois nazis.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

diabeetz posted:

needs less Jesus, more whiskey or beer

4/10

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vedgTokXj04

ghost host
Apr 17, 2010

ain't got no cash
ain't go no style

that's more like it

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I grew up in the boonies of the rural south. Now I live in some poo poo city in the desert.
I don't miss home in particular, but I get nostalgic for how pretty the fields used to be when the growing seasons were in full swing. Also the sound of cicadas going nuts and summer thunderstorms.
I miss the color green. Not the lovely yellow-green they have here, I mean like a proper lush green.

Doesn't mean I wanna go back, lol, the south sucks

Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 07:36 on May 8, 2015

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