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tired of being a baby dick goon want to have larger penis. any tips from my fellow goons to cultivate an larger penis? pls only serious responses as it's no laughing matter. Tia
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May 8, 2015 21:53
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shave your pubes
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May 8, 2015 21:53
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just keep yanking on it it will get bigger 
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May 8, 2015 21:54
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numberoneposter posted:just keep yanking on it it will get bigger This works, but then it goes back to it's original size.
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May 8, 2015 21:56
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jelqing...but not TOO MUCH jelqing
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May 8, 2015 21:56
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dad gay. so what posted:shave your pubes
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May 8, 2015 21:56
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use binoculars or a driver's side mirror from a car to look at it
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May 8, 2015 21:57
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stroke penis
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May 8, 2015 21:57
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get horny
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May 8, 2015 21:57
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A penis pump can stretch the spongy bit of your dick out making it bigger. Also just as likely to rip it apart and you'll never get a boner again.
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May 8, 2015 22:00
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Cut off a dead dudes dick. Preferably a fresh one. Use chemicals to strip the cadaver dick of all cellular material, leaving only a collagen structure behind. Dope the stripped cadaver dick with your own stem cells. Install new cadaver dick where you see fit. May I suggest on your elbo. Stripped Cadaver Dick On Your Weenus ITT
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May 8, 2015 22:00
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let bees sting it so it swells up
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May 8, 2015 22:01
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Inject your dick with rubbing alcohol.
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May 8, 2015 22:02
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have you considered killing yourself? i hear corpse wangs swell up like crazy even though i just made that up.
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May 8, 2015 22:02
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swedish made penis enlarger
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May 8, 2015 22:05
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numberoneposter posted:swedish made penis enlarger I swear its not mine. 
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May 8, 2015 22:06
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Tug madly on your cock from a very young age, Like I did
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May 8, 2015 22:06
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Bullet to the head oughta do it
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May 8, 2015 22:07
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psyopmonkey posted:I swear its not mine. Somehow I believe you.
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May 8, 2015 22:07
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Lose weight
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May 8, 2015 22:09
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harvest from the dicks of other men for their precious testosterone
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May 8, 2015 22:12
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by using it op
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May 8, 2015 22:14
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my anthropomorphic penis laughing at me really undercuts my confidence
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May 8, 2015 22:16
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psyopmonkey posted:Cut off a dead dudes dick. Preferably a fresh one. gary oldmans diary posted:harvest from the dicks of other men for their precious testosterone at least there's a few goons who take this type of thing seriously. Lot of jokesters ITT with fanciful suggestions like "lose weight". Might as well order new penis on the holo deck, sheesh.
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May 8, 2015 22:23
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you can try boldface type: penis or try spaces in between, with boldface: p e n I s or all caps: PENIS all caps with boldface: PENIS there are many other ways, too!
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May 8, 2015 22:28
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if you put it on a train track, and wait for a train, you'll increase the area, but not the girth. so then you take your bicycle air pump..
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May 8, 2015 22:31
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reduce the size of your hands print out rulers but minimize their size in the preview beforehand. move to mars and adapt to the lower atmospheric pressure/gravity. develop a shrink ray and shrink the entire population of the earth. eat a diet composed of mangosteens.
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May 8, 2015 22:34
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VendaGoat posted:This works, but then it goes back to it's original size. tie a rubber band around the base while it's still big and leave it like that edit: just never ever take the rubber band off because it'll kill you flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 22:55 on May 8, 2015 |
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May 8, 2015 22:48
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make a ruler that's 20% smaller so your dick is 20% longer
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May 8, 2015 22:52
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Seroquel and nicotine
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May 8, 2015 22:54
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you should stick your dick in a watermelon wont make your dick bigger but it will be refreshing as hell
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May 8, 2015 22:59
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Went to the grocery store today, they didn't have normal watermelons, they had these tiny midget ones. I scoffed and walked away. I want that bitch to explode like the Mallet of Gallagher Primal struck it, all over you.
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May 8, 2015 23:04
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Become black
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May 8, 2015 23:04
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Post your dick some can see what we're working with
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May 8, 2015 23:07
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kill you are family
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May 8, 2015 23:09
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no, post it on wikipedia. then you can show the world and you won't get banned on SA.
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May 8, 2015 23:09
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but post it in the watermelon article
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May 8, 2015 23:10
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In the watermelon, in the watermelon article. If you aren't big enough to stick out the other end, we don't care.
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May 8, 2015 23:12
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drat it, I wish watermelon was in season.
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May 8, 2015 23:12
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Op post a gif of you loving a mangosteen and/or watermelon tia
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