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Lt. Chips posted:gently caress you if you aren't a switch hitter.
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im ambi but feels a little weird jerking it with right. anyway, i'll talk to you later -ghaz
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May 9, 2015 19:17
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usually left but I've tried right and it feels super weird. plus i need my right hand to open 30+ porn tabs then click around until i find one good enough to jizz on
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May 9, 2015 19:24
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i simply sucked my own cock before years of depression killed my sex drive.
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May 9, 2015 19:26
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lol if you don't just use your imagination
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May 9, 2015 19:27
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Well you know my answer here smoobles
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May 9, 2015 19:30
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Right hand dominant, trained myself to use left hand if I would ever lose my right hand. The masturbation must never stop, lives are at stake!
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May 9, 2015 19:33
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I switch between hands so they don't hurt as I masturbate literally all day every day.
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May 9, 2015 19:48
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ham_sanitizer posted:i do not masturbate because it is morally wrong thats weird, i do masturbate because it is morally wrong but different strokes (or lack thereof) for different folks
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May 9, 2015 20:32
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I'm bihandual
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May 9, 2015 20:36
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while i resoect your right to post any thread op, i think that masturbation is one of the biggest sins against the Lord and would like it if you ceased discussion of self-rape, and you quit destroying your relationship with Jesus have a blessed day
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May 9, 2015 21:04
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answered poll seriously
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May 9, 2015 21:05
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THE PENETRATOR posted:answered pole seriously ftfy
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May 9, 2015 21:05
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right hand dominant / masturbate with left hand 50 50.51% goes to show that right handed people are massively hosed up
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May 9, 2015 21:05
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i'll pray for all of you
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May 9, 2015 21:18
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Aferisan posted:tbh its inefficient if your fapping hand and your mouse using hand are under the same designation. This but also because sometimes you need to reach around to find your jizrag.
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May 9, 2015 21:27
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ham_sanitizer posted:i'll pray for all of you ill crank one out for each poster in this thread to counteract your prayers satan get behind me.... and give me a reacharound!
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May 9, 2015 21:30
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dear jesus i raise to you today the soul of cursed lumberjack...i pray that you would reveal yourself to him, that he might use his body to honor you and that he would not abuse the temple you gave him. amen.
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May 9, 2015 21:34
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I am equally skilled with jacking it with either hand.
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May 9, 2015 21:40
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in my sinful years, i tried self-abuse with my left hand...but it just didn't feel right
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May 9, 2015 21:43
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ham_sanitizer posted:in my sinful years, i tried self-abuse with my left hand...but it just didn't feel right dear satan accept this powerful punsmith into your army of darkness, he has given his soul fully to you and your hellish designs
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May 9, 2015 21:48
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:powerful punsmith thanks
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May 9, 2015 21:50
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my pennis is so gargantuan that i need both of my hands just to get it moving at all
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May 9, 2015 21:57
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Yes. Yes i do. Are you satisfied knowing this?
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May 9, 2015 22:04
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i'm right handed but i bat, golf, and crank it lefty i think there's something wrong with me
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May 9, 2015 23:17
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Zzulu posted:my pennis is so gargantuan that i need both of my hands just to get it moving at all lol if some of these smalldicked losers can actually reach orgasm with just one hand
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May 9, 2015 23:22
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Windows 98 posted:I lined up like 12 videos at once and just skip to the good parts of each. Sorry but I don't care about your pre and post sex interview with some dumb bimbo. The Interviews are great. They always say they love getting poo poo smeared all over their boobs, but you know they get paid $10 a video and cry whenever they are not on camera.
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May 9, 2015 23:22
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No because I am not my hand's sub, it is mine.
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May 9, 2015 23:22
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My schlong is so big, I have to use both hands.
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May 9, 2015 23:25
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Yaos posted:The Interviews are great. They always say they love getting poo poo smeared all over their boobs, but you know they get paid $10 a video and cry whenever they are not on camera. How is that great
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May 9, 2015 23:32
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dogcrash truther posted:How is that great do NOT kinkshame
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May 9, 2015 23:33
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Listen, if you're not going to answer the question honestly don't be a loser and try to come up with a "humorous" answer. There aren't any.
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May 9, 2015 23:33
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dogcrash truther posted:Listen, if you're not going to answer the question honestly don't be a loser and try to come up with a "humorous" answer. There aren't any. friend i was not the poster of that comment but i will defend to the death his right to enjoy poop-covered boobs
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May 9, 2015 23:34
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:friend i was not the poster of that comment but i will defend to the death his right to enjoy poop-covered boobs Sorry, I meant the question in the op, not my question about how is that great
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May 9, 2015 23:35
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I've tried jacking off with my left hand and it feels like a cripple is molesting me
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May 9, 2015 23:35
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Bowlcutbarricade posted:I've tried jacking off with my left hand and it feels like a cripple is molesting me same once you try it once you just cant stop
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May 9, 2015 23:36
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im dominant with my masturbation hand
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May 10, 2015 00:07
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goku
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May 10, 2015 00:15
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Yaos posted:The Interviews are great. They always say they love getting poo poo smeared all over their boobs, but you know they get paid $10 a video and cry whenever they are not on camera. Go to Efukt, search Trolling Wannabe Pornstars. Amazing.
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I switched sides, now i'm cucking my right hand with my left. right just gets used for holding the tissue.
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