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Chantilly Say posted:Spinoff thread: two brothers tool around the Beast in a . . . Well now i just have to.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0&index=1&list=PLnaO23ChFiTsh8WJxYgtsgcr9D94j4PoV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKCdOlfTLC0 Because I have a serious writing addiction and need help, this is my third CYOA. I’m not taking this one in any way seriously, this is fanfiction of my own fanfiction (Dark Heresy), as well as a crossover spoof of Supernatural. We will be on the Beast, around the time Ohone is there. Maybe after Arc 2, I dunno. This thread will mostly assume you are somewhat familiar with my main arc and have watched a few episodes of Supernatural. Our choice of characters:  Dhean Winchester. Not formally educated, good scrapper, bit of a hedonist.  Saim Winchester. Formally educated, less eager to fight, but more knowledgeable. Whoever you don’t choose will be your buddy cop for this thread.  Your ride. Except, you know, a riding servitor. and in 40k. Add some skulls and legs and stuff I guess. Who are we playing? A. Dhean. B. Saim.
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I think Dhean is much, much cooler but Saim seems like he could have some psyker potential down the line so I'm saying B
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SerSpook posted:I think Dhean is much, much cooler but Saim seems like he could have some psyker potential down the line so I'm saying B B. Let's do terrible things in the course of trying to save the Imperium at the end of every arc.
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May 14, 2015 07:43
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B. definitely b.
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May 14, 2015 08:12
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I've got to stick with A, Dhean looks like he's enjoys a grox burger and a beer once in a while but can beat some serious face.
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May 14, 2015 08:16
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A okay we can not be a talky character this time
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May 14, 2015 08:23
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There's no smilie that captures how warmed I am by my dumb joke inspiring a new thread. We spend lots of time doing sneaky smart nasty things for the Imperium / ourselves in the main thread. Let's leave that to someone else this time! Dhean To-Do list: 1. Punch cultists 2. Find Meat-Beast burgers 3. Rev engine
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May 14, 2015 09:07
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If we do play as Dhean, we're going to have to learn so much about servitor maintenance and rebuilding that the magos biologis will take an unhealthy interest in our doings.
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May 14, 2015 09:10
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B I like his hair better.
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May 14, 2015 09:36
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HiHo ChiRho posted:B I like his hair better. Way to live up to your avatar. B
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May 14, 2015 12:26
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A little record digging shows that the servitor's former name was Chevy Black, who was impaled for his crimes, kept conscious and alive while being made into the first of his series of racing servitor. This is reflected in his designation by the acolytes of Mars: BLK-CHVY-IMPAL-67A Whaddya mean we're not playing Paranoia? Anticheese fucked around with this message at 14:08 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 14:04
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HiHo ChiRho posted:B I like his hair better. You do make a good point re:hair. B (Mostly for psyker potential, though the hair does help.)
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May 14, 2015 15:28
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Voted A because riding around killing xenos, getting ladies, and eating grease balls and pies is the best kind of 40k.
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May 14, 2015 16:04
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May 14, 2015 17:03
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May 14, 2015 17:06
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Who are we playing? A. Dhean. B. Saim. C. The ride. Except, you know, a riding servitor. and in 40k. Add some skulls and legs and stuff I guess. The two guys riding us are boneheaded retards, the only way they solve anything is by our interference and occasional remark that puts them on the right trail. Whatever choice wins I'm calling it that The Ride is a secret daemonhost that got turned into a servitor and is now trapped. Outrail fucked around with this message at 18:19 on May 14, 2015 |
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May 14, 2015 18:16
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The Ride is literally the most important vehicle ever made. If any type.
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May 14, 2015 19:39
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I reckon it's gotta be Dhean. Saim has greater potential for horrible shenanigans as the non-viewpoint character...
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May 14, 2015 22:34
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Oh hey I loved this show, who will I vote for-Outrail posted:Who are we playing? Yessssssss
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May 15, 2015 00:39
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By my count we are at A) Dhean xxxxx, xxx B) Saim xxxxx, xx C) The Ride xx Dhean is ahead by one, so we're not quite at a consensus yet 
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May 15, 2015 04:08
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I would be okay with swapping my vote to The Ride if others are on board with it.
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May 15, 2015 04:13
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I didn't realize The Ride was an option. Now that i know it is, I have to vote for the car.
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May 15, 2015 05:11
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We are the Ride because who seriously wouldnt want to be a sentient riding servitor?
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May 15, 2015 07:03
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Changing my vote from Saim to The Ride.
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May 15, 2015 09:12
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Changing my vote form B to C.
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May 15, 2015 11:04
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Voting for The Ride
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May 15, 2015 13:22
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Let's be the car.
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May 15, 2015 13:52
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The ride. The third brother.
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May 15, 2015 13:53
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Changing my vote the the car.
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May 15, 2015 14:07
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You brought this upon yourself: c, the ride.
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May 15, 2015 18:42
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C beep beep were gonna be a jeep
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May 15, 2015 18:58
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I'm sorry Lowell, I shouldn't have said anything. I think seeing something like this from edit: Are Dhean and Saim greycloaks or dregs? Either way I'm excited. Outrail fucked around with this message at 19:15 on May 15, 2015 |
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May 15, 2015 19:10
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Somebody who's not on a phone should go track down a YouTube clip of that bit where Chuck's narrating about The Impala.
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the earth was formless and empty, and darkness was over the surface of the deep You were bound in darkness, and darkness was bound to you. You could not remember what came before - what act or crime could be so heinous, that you bound to this twisted and mutilated form. You couldn’t remember your past life. You only remember the Master’s face, staring down at you unsympathetically. “You have failed enough.” He said. “Time for your life to be put to some real purpose.” That was how your life began. What came next was difficult to remember - perhaps you did not want to remember. It came in flashes, in dreams and whispers, in screams you thought you were own. Sometimes you woke with them, and the only sound was the rumble of the engine that had replaced your lungs. Sometimes, in the idleness of waiting, you remembered the sound of the drills, the cutting implements, the bone saws that opened your rib cage. You remember when they took out your heart, and replaced it with something more in their liking. For some inscrutable purpose of his own, the Master left your brain whole. Most servitors were turned into vegetables, managed by their Machine-Spirits. You had no machine spirit - the only gaps in your memory, in your personality, was from the trauma he had put you through. Your limbs were removed, and replaced, your back reformed for the carrying of your betters. Before the long darkness, before the fall of the Imperium, you were here. And this was how you came to the ship known as the Beast.
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May 16, 2015 00:26
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We did it, everyone. We brought this upon ourselves.
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May 16, 2015 00:29
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Anticheese posted:We did it, everyone. We brought this upon ourselves. I'm so proud.
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In the grim dark future of humanity, there is only servitude.LowellDND posted:Before the long darkness, before the fall of the Imperium, you were here. Are you saying we're an ancient piece of arcotech? I've been thinking how awesome it would be to have a servitor CYOA. Sweet.
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Outrail posted:
Sup,  buddy.Since The Ride was made in the 1960s, and the WH40K setting was made in 1987, it makes sense that we're older than the Imperium! 
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May 16, 2015 01:02
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I vote we run down our drivers and attempt to make contact with the Darkness in the Beast.
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I vote we start honking immediately.
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