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What is the connection between poop and friendship?
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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
First of all I am still a little social media retarded. I got on facebook less then a year ago.

Earlier tonight I realized all the additions to my facebook e-friends in the past month coincide with shared banter in threads that always were or had become a collection of poop jokes.

They weren't my threads.

I haven't made a fecal thread anywhere on the computer for years.

As far as I know I never talked to those people or knew them at all or where they came from or who else knew them.

I never fired off the first poop joke in a thread.

I never go out on the prowl searching for poop talk to crash but I'll hang if I spot something I like.

Why all that? What does this mean?

I'm convinced some useful if not profound wisdom can be learned from this or could it even suggest a purpose?

It's too ate up to just be everyday poo poo.

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goosebox
May 11, 2015
Sounds like urine a lovely situation

Kesty
Jun 13, 2006

Rando posted:

It's too ate up to just be everyday poo poo.



You shouldn't eat just everyday poo poo, spring for the gourmet.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

It seems you want to run free with the poop crowd but a part of you holds back

A feeling that such poop follies are not for proper folk

Poop puritan

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Rando posted:

I never go out on the prowl searching for poop

I have it on good authority that this is untrue.


Illuminaturd

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I got over "everything's scat" like three years ago. Are people loving with me?

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food





....what's happening itt

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Matey posted:

....what's happening itt

Wondering what the fucks going on with that.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

You can't hug the Lord with poop on your hands

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

donkey salami posted:

You can't hug the Lord with poop on your hands

This poop is NOT on my hands that's part of the point.

BRB pooping
Apr 17, 2008
Finally a thread for me, i love poop, pooping and poopjokes

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Sometimes you have to go through the poop if you want to come out clean on the other side

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Wild T posted:



Illuminaturd

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

BRB pooping posted:

Finally a thread for me, i love poop, pooping and poopjokes

This thread is not about poop or poop jokes.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

donkey salami posted:

Sometimes you have to go through the poop if you want to come out clean on the other side

A booboo baptism

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
I once told poop jokes online and started to get fans because of it. people are literally poo poo.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth

Wild T posted:

Illuminaturd

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

voted checkbox

BRB pooping
Apr 17, 2008

Rando posted:

This thread is not about poop or poop jokes.

Dammit, sry, totally missunderstood. Saw poop, got excited

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

BRB pooping posted:

Dammit, sry, totally missunderstood. Saw poop, got excited

I know of a special goon-funded video you might enjoy

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

because a lot of people never stop finding jokes for 6 year olds funny?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I get up and go about my day and check poo poo later and what do you know, another one. It wasn't even jokes. It was about dogs with the parvovirus.

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
okay, I'll allow myself one desperate bump in search of answers because my head is all hosed up over this and it made leave work early today.

I'm thinking of sending a couple of these people a message and just asking if they've noticed anything weird about the situation themselves. I'm not sure how to word that, though. I'm unsure about a lot.

I keep thinking maybe I've got some subconscious fetish screaming for attention and I don't want that fetish.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I just want to say I really wish a hung ladyboy would gently caress me in my sissy boi pussy

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Seizure Robot posted:

I just want to say I really wish a hung ladyboy would gently caress me in my sissy boi pussy

Well yeah, who wouldn't?

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
UPDATE: Mystery solved. Turns out I accidentally joined a scat-play aficionado group.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

"fate" is the connection between anything and anything else that it happens to later be connected to

its white noise; I'd try "Goku" instead

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Wish you would've accidentally joined a suicide club op

flightlessdog
Apr 22, 2013

Well that was dumb

Rando posted:

UPDATE: Mystery solved. Turns out I accidentally joined a scat-play aficionado group.

Finally, joke thread has punchline. Good thread OP. We can all go to sleep knowing exactly why poop.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Rando posted:

UPDATE: Mystery solved. Turns out I accidentally joined a scat-play aficionado group.

LOL voted 5 :D

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Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I don't know why you'd think it's funny. I'm on mailing lists now.

Matey posted:

Wish you would've accidentally joined a suicide club op

That one was intentional.

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