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Welcome to Murderchoices! How to play: pose hypothetical situations in which you could only save 1 of 2-3 people. Alternatively, pose hypothetical situations in which you are forced to kill 2-3 people, and the only choice you have is the order in which you kill them. Also answer those posed by others and explain your choices. Example game You are a town's only firefighter and you receive alerts of three equally deadly fires occurring simultaneously. Whichever fire you choose to put out, the other two will result in the deaths of one person each. do you save:
Why did you choose who you chose? good luck and have fun!
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May 15, 2015 22:11
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Kill 1. les fleurs du mall 2. dad gay. so what 3. Lowtax 4. Obama
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May 15, 2015 22:12
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kill everyon and then kill me good game
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May 15, 2015 22:13
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Windows 98 posted:Kill quoting before the edit for threatening the POTUS
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May 15, 2015 22:13
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Windows 98 posted:Kill HELLO NSA
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May 15, 2015 22:14
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he obviously meant some other guy named Obama, geeze
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May 15, 2015 22:15
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I'm going to threadshit so hard that the government has to get involved
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May 15, 2015 22:16
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roll a d4 obviously 1 - white 2 - asian 3 - black 4 - reroll problem solved
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May 15, 2015 22:17
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Moridin920 posted:roll a d4 obviously no you have to choose
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May 15, 2015 22:17
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the game is called murderchoices
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May 15, 2015 22:17
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White
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May 15, 2015 22:18
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whichever fire has the most risk of spreading to other areas alternatively asian man
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May 15, 2015 22:19
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les fleurs du mall posted:no you have to choose ITS A CHILD NOT A CHOICE
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May 15, 2015 22:19
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SerSpook posted:whichever fire has the most risk of spreading to other areas the conditions are explained; each of the unattended fires will cause exactly 1 death
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May 15, 2015 22:19
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i don't get what's happening itt but police???? maybe???????
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May 15, 2015 22:19
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Save the black guy imo
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May 15, 2015 22:20
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JakeP posted:White why Dr Cheeto posted:Save the black guy imo why
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May 15, 2015 22:21
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Because hes white
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May 15, 2015 22:22
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statistically speaking whitey and aisbo had a better chance to buy asbestos walls that they squandered so i gotta give it up for the black on this one
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May 15, 2015 22:24
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Definitely the black guy. Statistically the white and Asian guy are more likely to be rich assholes
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May 15, 2015 22:28
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les fleurs du mall posted:no you have to choose but I choose to roll a die and absolve myself of moral responsibility
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May 15, 2015 22:29
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I save the dog instead.
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May 15, 2015 22:29
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les fleurs du mall posted:why Due to housing discrimination and the resulting segregation throughout the United States the black man has a higher likelihood of living in exactly the kind of close-packed lower-income neighborhood a fire would do the most damage in.
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May 15, 2015 22:29
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Dr Cheeto posted:Due to housing discrimination and the resulting segregation throughout the United States the black man has a higher likelihood of living in exactly the kind of close-packed lower-income neighborhood a fire would do the most damage in.
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May 15, 2015 22:30
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plus the white guy's fire is probably a turkey-frying accident or something really dumb
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May 15, 2015 22:31
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Harald posted:plus the white guy's fire is probably a turkey-frying accident or something really dumb Oh no my home coffee roaster! How will I make my caramel macchiato? 
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May 15, 2015 22:32
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I would murder myself.
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May 15, 2015 22:33
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Sit back, take a bath, and think about who you'd let die
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May 15, 2015 23:44
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les fleurs du mall posted:Sit back, take a bath, and think about who you'd let die id kill the op, op
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May 15, 2015 23:59
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Lucky Guy posted:id kill the op, op Hmmm...same
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May 16, 2015 00:08
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who is closest? everything being equal, my race cause he might be a relative. ChairmanMeow fucked around with this message at 00:15 on May 16, 2015 |
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May 16, 2015 00:08
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Utilize Posse Comatatus laws and the Local Police Department to help out with the fires I couldnt deal with at the time. This will alleviate any political fallback due to the blame being place more on the first respondsers rather than the fire department not acting in some manner. After that I would go to the fire that was closest to my location at the time I hear of them. psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 00:16 on May 16, 2015 |
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May 16, 2015 00:13
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Congratulations! The Secret Service has issued a subpoena to Something Awful LLC regarding your post! You are one of the forum's most stupid individuals ever!
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May 16, 2015 00:14
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Dr Cheeto posted:Due to housing discrimination and the resulting segregation throughout the United States the black man has a higher likelihood of living in exactly the kind of close-packed lower-income neighborhood a fire would do the most damage in.
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May 16, 2015 00:15
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I'd save the RAINFOREST LOL!!!
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May 16, 2015 00:20
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joke's on you idiot, I'd kill myself
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May 16, 2015 00:26
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Dr Cheeto posted:Due to housing discrimination and the resulting segregation throughout the United States the black man has a higher likelihood of living in exactly the kind of close-packed lower-income neighborhood a fire would do the most damage in. Dr Cheeto posted:Oh no my home coffee roaster! How will I make my caramel macchiato? I think you're lying about your reasoning dr cheeto
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May 16, 2015 13:59
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This is a stupid game.
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