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Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013


Has anyone tried this? I don't know how either of those things taste since we don't have them here, but I imagine a sweet soda sprinkled with salty chips must be the most disgusting thing ever.

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Michaellaneous posted:

Has anyone tried this? I don't know how either of those things taste since we don't have them here, but I imagine a sweet soda sprinkled with salty chips must be the most disgusting thing ever.

mt. dew is not sweet and doritos are not salty

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Nooner posted:

You should have a drink

He says he has 492 games, not that he plays them. He could just be a bougie rich rear end in a top hat who buys lots of poo poo he never uses.


He's not fat enough to be in this thread.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

eh, I have lots of fun playing video games too. I don't get why people get so upset about this.

Woolie Wool posted:

He's not fat enough to be in this thread.

Nerds are fat! Lol!

let's get some slightly higher quality digs in here please.

RaySmuckles fucked around with this message at 01:24 on May 24, 2015

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Oops

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

No, I reg'd to post stupid fairyland liberal bullshit in D&D, but the place is full of vitriolic circle-jerkers these days.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

this thread just got a lot funnier

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
to be this good takes AGES!

thats sega spelt backwards, but only oldschool hardcore gamers would know that

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_xHueP7bQ0

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i bet you could buy some rare vintage cashews of chaos on ebay or somewhere

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I actually got a gamer mouse that was professionally endorsed by some idiot. I've had it for the longest of any mice I've owned and it's cool except for this part where you can pop out the brand name and 3d print your own label so your mouse can be named GLADIATOR or BITCHFUCKER or something.

Asobu
Sep 16, 2007

My guitar is in my BUTT!
Soiled Meat
I got a new graphics card today. It has a frog in battle armor on the box. Poser gamers don't want you to know where the good graphics cards are, so they disguise them with stupid loving box art like this. Being a 1337 gamer myself, I saw through their tricks and bought this bad boy.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I have that video card :smith:.

It's Very Bad. It was bad out of the box.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
That's loving awesome boxart, cyborg rapeface frog.

My strix just has a dumb owl.

Business Gorillas posted:

I actually got a gamer mouse that was professionally endorsed by some idiot. I've had it for the longest of any mice I've owned and it's cool except for this part where you can pop out the brand name and 3d print your own label so your mouse can be named GLADIATOR or BITCHFUCKER or something.

Prior to this one, I have a mouse by a company called prestigio, dumb name, but a really nice programmable mouse.

unlike the razer ones, it lasted and lasted.
razer are the shittiest things ever.

staberind fucked around with this message at 04:22 on May 24, 2015

lonter
Oct 12, 2012
I *am* a gamer.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


BumbleChump posted:

I got a new graphics card today. It has a frog in battle armor on the box. Poser gamers don't want you to know where the good graphics cards are, so they disguise them with stupid loving box art like this. Being a 1337 gamer myself, I saw through their tricks and bought this bad boy.



That card is seven years old.

staberind posted:

unlike the razer ones, it lasted and lasted.
razer are the shittiest things ever.

The Diamondback was wonderful and by far the best thing they ever made.

So of course they had to stop making it. :argh:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have a knock off hong kong "gaming mouse" that works amazing and lets me make the LEDs hot pink. it's all i've ever wanted.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i have a knock off hong kong "gaming mouse" that works amazing and lets me make the LEDs hot pink. it's all i've ever wanted.

Mines neon orange :sigh:

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015

Woolie Wool posted:

He says he has 492 games, not that he plays them. He could just be a bougie rich rear end in a top hat who buys lots of poo poo he never uses.


He's not fat enough to be in this thread.

should i go drink more dew and get fat

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i have a knock off hong kong "gaming mouse" that works amazing and lets me make the LEDs hot pink. it's all i've ever wanted.

The E-Blue Cobra Junior would be a nice ersatz Diamondback (especially at $8) except for its awful, high-friction feet and junky scroll wheel.

Calbiyum posted:

should i go drink more dew and get fat

No if that's actually you, you should get some better clothes and become a male model. :staredog:

Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 04:37 on May 24, 2015

Calbiyum
May 18, 2015

Woolie Wool posted:

The E-Blue Cobra Junior would be a nice ersatz Diamondback (especially at $8) except for its awful, high-friction feet and junky scroll wheel.


No if that's actually you, you should get some better clothes and become a male model. :staredog:

it's my defender of the dew attire.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Woolie Wool posted:

The E-Blue Cobra Junior would be a nice ersatz Diamondback (especially at $8) except for its awful, high-friction feet and junky scroll wheel.


No if that's actually you, you should get some better clothes and become a male model. :staredog:

Feet should not be so hard to replace with something nylon, or ceramic, if you are really lucky, scroll wheels are hard though, so no idea on that one.

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

real gamers actually can't have doritos and mt dew because they have diabetes

its called diet mt. dew fucknuts

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015
I'm a fake gamer who exists only in the gamer hivemind's deepest dreams.

But im still here gently caress your rules.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

im a pretend gamer because i want to enjoy the social, financial and sexual benefits being a gamer provides without putting the grinding in.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
i thought that mouse in the first image was some kind of future helmet like occulus rift or for stormtroopers or something

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

padijun posted:

its called diet mt. dew fucknuts

So you don't get SUPER fat it don't have to exercise or whatever either

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

I still think the Radeon 9800 Pro is the best graphics card on the market today

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
You wish you were any of these guys you loving casual scrubs.




staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Joust posted:

You wish you were any of these guys you loving casual scrubs.






I guess back then they were Uber, but they are not exactly Korean teir, by any means.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Who has some videos of Call of Duty tournament players screaming at each other from across the room?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

lol at goons mocking billy mitchell. if you haven't kill screened pacman and created a successful hot sauce, shut the f*** up

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
lol if you call yourself a real gamer and you can't do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwDUiCzPVU&t=4258s

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

lol if you call yourself a real gamer and you can't do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwDUiCzPVU&t=4258s

Pfffft, I worked for Mirrorsoft for a couple of months, in the late 80's.

Without googling, can you explain why that's relevant?

Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

Im a fake gamer girl. I go to conventions and dress up as characters who I know nothing about! I trick nerds into having sex with me even though I know nothing about video games!

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Pebergehund posted:

Im a fake gamer girl. I go to conventions and dress up as characters who I know nothing about! I trick nerds into having sex with me even though I know nothing about video games!

The fact you would let those loathsome slugs put their peenors in you speaks volumes about how much you suck.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Pebergehund posted:

Im a fake gamer girl. I go to conventions and dress up as characters who I know nothing about! I trick nerds into having sex with me even though I know nothing about video games!

truly living the dream :911:

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pebergehund posted:

Im a fake gamer girl. I go to conventions and dress up as characters who I know nothing about! I trick nerds into having sex with me even though I know nothing about video games!
p sure thats a type of cuck. hot

eSports Chaebol
Feb 22, 2005

Yeah, actually, gamers in the house forever,

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

lol at goons mocking billy mitchell. if you haven't kill screened pacman and created a successful hot sauce, shut the f*** up

everyone knows billy Mitchell is a bitch. a real gamer doesn't dodge a 1v1

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Pebergehund
Jan 21, 2010

lorn Wayne posted:

truly living the dream :911:

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for those meddling nerds who randomly quizzes girls on geek trivia! :argh:

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