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Mar 26, 2011

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
thats a loving terrible movie except for val kilmner

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
whats the name of that western where clint eestwood rolls into a town and immediately rapes a woman

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

quakster posted:

whats the name of that western where clint eestwood rolls into a town and immediately rapes a woman

High plains drifter

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
thank

Sassafrasquatch
May 7, 2007

Turn that garbage off and watch Unforgiven instead.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Drunkboxer posted:

High plains drifter

Rapes a woman and kills like 3-4 people in the first 5 or so minutes. Great loving movie.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sassafrasquatch posted:

Turn that garbage off and watch Unforgiven instead.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Shadow posted:

Rapes a woman and kills like 3-4 people in the first 5 or so minutes. Great loving movie.

By the end the whole towns destroyed and he's a ghost. So yeah, great movie.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Shadow posted:

Rapes a woman and kills like 3-4 people in the first 5 or so minutes. Great loving movie.

But didn't she like him after? So it's ok?

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Drunkboxer posted:

By the end the whole towns destroyed and he's a ghost. So yeah, great movie.

I wasn't being sarcastic. The town deserved it. He painted it red too. I had that movie on vhs. I should see if it's on Netflix.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

GORDON posted:

But didn't she like him after? So it's ok?

Yeah I got a kick out of that. He's raping and she's suddenly all into it.

Any scene that makes feminists lose their minds is a good scene. :)

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Sep 26, 2005
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honestly the first 30 minutes have not gripped me, so I will torrent Unforgiven instead (outlaw forever)

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bitter Mushroom posted:

honestly the first 30 minutes have not gripped me, so I will torrent Unforgiven instead (outlaw forever)

thats probably for the best. the final 10 min scene is probably one of my top 5 scenes in history

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Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
gene hackman is loving really good in that one too

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nice to see some legit real posting from dad gay so what :clint::respek::clint:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Bitter Mushroom posted:

nice to see some legit real posting from dad gay so what :clint::respek::clint:

what the gently caress is wrong woith everyone? all my posting is legit, you guys are wierd

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Illegal Hen
It's now a lot more fun to reimagine this scene where instead of Doc Holliday dying of TB it's Val Kilmer dying of throat cancer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE
"I'm your huckleberry." :clint:

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


^^ yes

Just watch clips of Val Kilmer as doc holiday on youtube.

"Down by the creek, walkin on water."

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

WOMBSTONE.

RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
only good thing Val Kilmer did? Besides Thunderheart?!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

RaceBannon posted:

only good thing Val Kilmer did? Besides Thunderheart?!

he was good in the doors, and heat i guess, top secret was classic

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Y'all are loving nuts, Tombstone is terrific (except maybe for Billy Zane)

E: Unforgiven is brilliant thought, you're right about that

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

POONSTONE.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

The Tao Jones posted:

Y'all are loving nuts, Tombstone is terrific (except maybe for Billy Zane)

E: Unforgiven is brilliant thought, you're right about that

Why is Unforgiven being compared to Tombstone? Because their both westerns? Other than that, they're not similar movies at all.

A better comparison to Tombstone would be Young Guns.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

redshirt posted:

Why is Unforgiven being compared to Tombstone? Because their both westerns? Other than that, they're not similar movies at all.

A better comparison to Tombstone would be Young Guns.

Actually it would be that home porno you made with your dog.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

just watch all of deadwood

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

just watch all of deadwood

That's what everyone calls your dick.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

just watch all of deadwood

this too times a million

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

JebanyPedal posted:

That's what everyone calls your dick.

:flaccid:

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

Shadow posted:

Yeah I got a kick out of that. He's raping and she's suddenly all into it.

Any scene that makes feminists lose their minds is a good scene. :)

someone's trying too hard

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

RaceBannon posted:

only good thing Val Kilmer did? Besides Thunderheart?!

Top gun

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Willow

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

just watch all of deadwood

this is the best advice. for al swearengen alone it's worth your time

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Ill be a huckleberry?

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Feb 2, 2003
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Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug
I took a class called American Studies because I already finished my major and all we did was watch Deadwood, Tombstone, and Last of the Mohicans it was pretty sweet. Everyone's mustache game is on point in Tombstone.

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Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Why is tombstone, ok coral, and kindergarten cop always on TV?

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