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Hollis Brownsound posted:It's called a van rear end in a top hat. It's way more practical than a pickup truck. Pickup trucks only exist because some dudes have tiny dicks. Yeah because you can fit a whole yard of dirt in a van. Dumbass. My daily driver is an F150. I use it to go get things from the restaurant supply store every day, and on the weekends it allows me to work on my house by being able to go to lowes or the materials yard and buy useful building poo poo. My wife drives a Yaris,mwhich we use to drive around when we go out. Some people have different needs than you.
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I drive a wrangler op is that ok?
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May 31, 2015 03:59
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Sorry you have some beta desk job where you don't need to haul large, heavy poo poo. America's thriving blue collar sector has a thing or two to say about beta desk faggots like the op
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May 31, 2015 04:00
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Yeah because you can fit a whole yard of dirt in a van. Dumbass. Improbable
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May 31, 2015 04:01
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i drive a volvo station wagon
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FordPRefectLL posted:i drive a volvo station wagon I bet you also drink caramel macchiatos and listen to arcade fire too.
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May 31, 2015 04:02
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Errant Gin Monks posted:Yeah because you can fit a whole yard of dirt in a van. Dumbass. exactly one page to get to the serious posts in a troll thread
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May 31, 2015 04:04
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I wanna get a Ford F-450 duallyl probably lift it too, possibly a semi truck that I'll mod to look like Optimis Prime or Ultra Magnus, not sure though.
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May 31, 2015 04:12
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lol if you drive anything that gets over 12mpg
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May 31, 2015 04:21
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my main car is a 99 isuzu rodeo....i bash the poo poo out of it and abuse it every day and make it go far beyond what it was designed to do but it's easy enough to work on and just keeps going. its good because i can haul equipment and poo poo in the back because i barely ever have passengers in it so i fold the seats down. it can tow most things, loads of gravel or manure and stuff, i could even rake hay with it if i wanted its fuel economy is poo poo though
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May 31, 2015 04:30
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Just got a 2015 golf Tdi and I just got it past 50mpg at roughly 70mph. I'm still on the first tank at 400miles with about an 1/8th tank left. It's hard to drive it gently with 236ft-lbs of torque
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May 31, 2015 04:52
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VendaGoat posted:You've hauled at least a few "things" better than the ones with the lift kits, light rack, oversized mudder tires and truck nuts. I laughed when I read the statistic that 97% of 4 wheel drive trucks never leave paved roads. I go off-road 1 or two times per week, usually to get out to a study area. And my truck is a 2 wheel drive.
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May 31, 2015 04:53
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Sorry you have some beta desk job where you don't need to haul large, heavy poo poo. Nobody who owns a Hummer has to haul large heavy poo poo, either. Except for themselves.
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May 31, 2015 04:54
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JakeP posted:Also you are retarded, a Ford F-150 pickup costs more than a Ford E-150 Cargo Van neg bitch, i'm talking an old used one not a brand new one You can get a decent truck for 3-5k, a van at 3k is a hosed up high mileage shitbox that some plumber put 250,000 miles on
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Kuato posted:I wanna get a Ford F-450 duallyl probably lift it too, possibly a semi truck that I'll mod to look like Optimis Prime or Ultra Magnus, not sure though. I'd get an older Ford F-350, just to convert it into Buckaroo Banzai's Oscillation Overthruster vehicle.
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May 31, 2015 04:56
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Get a load of this maroon. Yeah a van is more expensive than a pickup--if you're a dumbass.....and your precious canopy still gives you less space than a van lol yeah  
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May 31, 2015 05:00
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Hollis Brownsound posted:Is a garbage person. OK.     It's the best way to haul 37 dead hookers at once. And I can use the carpooling lane.
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May 31, 2015 05:03
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genesplicer posted:I'd get an older Ford F-350, just to convert it into Buckaroo Banzai's Oscillation Overthruster vehicle. I'm about to buy a used F-350 dually to haul around the fifth wheel RV I moved the wife and 4 kids into full time. If you live in a stick and brick house larger than 300 square feet you are literally a garbage person
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May 31, 2015 05:08
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genesplicer posted:I laughed when I read the statistic that 97% of 4 wheel drive trucks never leave paved roads. I go off-road 1 or two times per week, usually to get out to a study area. And my truck is a 2 wheel drive. Well yeah but if you're driving jn the snow and have a pickup you need 4wd as trucks are generally rwd and have no weight in the bed.
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May 31, 2015 05:13
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My father, who had some kind of psychotic break when I turned 17/18, signed his car title over to me in exchange for my mother's electric piano, which he used to try and revive his long dead music career. That car happens to be a ford explorer with a v8 engine and I'd kill for a nice v6 sedan, but this car is free and i own it outright and aside from the horrible mileage has been insanely reliable and low maintenance. I'm sorry i'm a garbage person though.
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May 31, 2015 05:19
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I drive a Volvo station wagon, OP. It's actually very good. it's also faster than many other cars
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May 31, 2015 06:35
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Hollis Brownsound posted:Is a garbage person. People who say this frequently ignore length of commute. Like yeah I might get worse gas mileage than you but I still only go through a tank a month cause I live 1 mile from work.
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May 31, 2015 06:39
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Quentin Tarantino drove the pussy wagon as his daily to promote kill bill and that's fine by me!
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May 31, 2015 06:40
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I love those little 90s Hondas and Toyotas. So cute. Run forever too. My first car was a Geo Spectrum. Best first car. Red, too. 
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May 31, 2015 06:45
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I actually do have a hummer that I drive around because I can. I'm sorry you are weeping about it like a 7 year old girl, op.
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May 31, 2015 06:46
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i drive a garbage truck that i modified to run on coal
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May 31, 2015 06:46
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How do you expect me to get Cody and Dylan to their hockey lesson and lube up my rear end in a top hat in time for yoga with anything smaller than a Cadillac Escalade, i Dont understand what you want from me.
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May 31, 2015 07:08
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May 31, 2015 07:16
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atomicthumbs posted:I drive a Volvo station wagon, OP. It's actually very good. I had some customer from my gun shop job sneer at me from his immaculate jeep while we were both filling up at a gas station. I rolled my eyes at him and turned my back. My volvo was covered in mud after coming back from a trip to the interior. The XC70 series loving owns. Never saw the guy in the shop again after that.
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mikerock posted:I had some customer from my gun shop job sneer at me from his immaculate jeep while we were both filling up at a gas station. I rolled my eyes at him and turned my back. My volvo was covered in mud after coming back from a trip to the interior. The XC70 series loving owns. Never saw the guy in the shop again after that. I can run over your baby girl volvo with my Hummer and not even notice.
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May 31, 2015 07:25
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he forever scared jeep man away from the gun store by rolling his eyes next to a muddy Volvo
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May 31, 2015 07:28
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i got an old benz 190 sedan for a year round car and an even older honda dual sport for a bike, the car gets a little over 20mpg but the bike will go as far as 80 if im kind to it so if u do the math i do not believe i am required to gently caress off
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May 31, 2015 07:30
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My dad drives one of those Toyota hummers and he's a good dude but it's the most embarrassing car. I know it's called an FJ cruiser now because he always refers to it as "the FJ" even when he's talking to strangers and the car isn't even there. I love the man, but holy hell that thing is cheesy. It's huge and it doesn't even fit anything in it. Subaru station wagons are the way to go. Also minivans rule despite their reputation. My work vehicle is a Nissan Quest and I love the thing.
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May 31, 2015 07:37
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I drive a micro machine
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my dick is bigger than a sedan now come sit on it you whiny huge little bitch op and cry
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May 31, 2015 07:44
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Darf posted:I drive a micro machine Ifyoudontdriveoneoftheoneswithopeningdoors(ie lambo)youareprobablyahugeloserfromgaloobdeceptivelysmall
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Hollis Brownsound posted:If your daily driver gets less than 30 mpg please gently caress off and kill yourself. gently caress you OP - I'm 44, no kids and I have zero plans to double (or triple) my carbon footprint by having kids. You want to get pissed at someones carbon footprint, look at these fuckers that have 2+ kids. They're the problem for the earth. Now, GTFO of my way with your faggy Prius before I pop into 4 wheel drive and treat it like a speed bump. 
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I have been seeing an inordinate amount of Chargers lately, and I keep asking people if they have noticed all the Chargers on the road and they keep saying no. But there are so many lately. Was there a sale? I can start making tick marks but I don't really need to begin any new crazy things, you know?
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May 31, 2015 08:01
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I.C. posted:I have been seeing an inordinate amount of Chargers lately, and I keep asking people if they have noticed all the Chargers on the road and they keep saying no. Did you just buy a charger?
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I know once I bought my Hummer, all I noticed was how many Hummers there were every where.
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