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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
what are some good things to do during the sex

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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


fart

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Die and leave her all your money.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

meth

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
play video games

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Put on some Barry White music

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
spinning a dreedle, i think you can do that with only one hand.

I hear self immolation's kinda hot.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lol^

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm the lamp from Ikea

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
cry

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then cum in her butt pull out and gently caress her pussy until you cum again

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I want to have sex tonight but I really want to do doggy style but my girlfriend is opposed to anything anal.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then gently caress her in the butt then gently caress her in the pussy then cum in her butt pull out and gently caress her pussy until you cum again

this is really unhygienic and could cause a vaginal infection

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013

She does not look happy. :(
OkAy op, I am sure you blew your load in 2 minutes, but let me give you one weird top. Serious post. Get a boner and have her legs open and use it to rub her clit. It is even more fun to have her take hold and rub one out herself. And gently caress like an animal first then go back for seconds, slow. And cardio. Have water nearby. Hope this helps.

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

this is really unhygienic and could cause a vaginal infection

that's what makes it hot

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

This is the first time Ive seen the original picture.

kinda disappointed

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Is he just pouring an uncooked can of corn niblets down his throat?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
sex is gross, much better things you can do with your time. I have a 27" tri monitor set up with Civ on one monitor, browsing SA on the other, and reading a biography of Lenny Dykstra on the other, i HIGHLY DOUBT sex could even compete with the pleasure I am experiencing right now

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
maybe yell a little but not too much more like a dull roar when you go to a sports game

solo humping pro
Jun 4, 2015
honestly though dont ask me op cause ive never had sex lmao

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


tell her you're gonna waer a condom but don't wear one

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


also see if you can suck youru own dick she'll be impressed by the effort even if you can;t

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!
Suck a good dick.

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
I hope you break your god drat spine trying to suck your own dick OP

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
OH god I've got her bent over what do I do now

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
break her spine

Flo Cytometer
Apr 20, 2015

by Ralp
canned corn duh

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


Bad Llama posted:

I hope you break your god drat spine trying to suck your own dick OP

*stares at own dick for 15 minutes straight*

*slowly bends forward towards own dick, puckers lips into a whisper*

"virgin no more motha fucka"

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

OH god I've got her bent over what do I do now

Put ur laptop on his back and post while fuckling her

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Ages posted:

Is he just pouring an uncooked can of corn niblets down his throat?

yep. corn porn

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


put your finger into her butt they love that

A GIANT PARSNIP
Apr 13, 2010

Too much fuckin' eggnog


when you do it yell out something funny like "BAZINGA"

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

bassinga

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
buttfinga

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
relax your taint then control it methodically throughout the course of sex to best maximize time, firmness, and pleasure

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

OH god I've got her bent over what do I do now

keep posting on gbs

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
ok, so you have to crawl in there somehow, the hardest part is the shoulders.

once they are in, the rest of you sort of "shlup"'s in.

Is s/he going to be posting on your behalf?

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
She wants to "peg" me wtf is that do I say yeah?

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tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
e: ^^ try it at least once.


ask her what she likes but don't be afraid to ask for things too. be a generous lover, not a doormat.

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