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bradzilla posted:These confessions are poo poo because 99% of them are obviously fake My confession is that I banged this guy's mom and didn't call the next day.
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Ddraig posted:My confession is that I banged this guy's mom and didn't call the next day. Lol
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:41 |
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Very upset that the Nesh story wasn't a "better Nate than lever"-style joke
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 15:59 |
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bradzilla posted:These confessions are poo poo because 99% of them are obviously fake Next you're going to tell us that wrestling is "obviously fake" Anne Whateley posted:Very upset that the Nesh story wasn't a "better Nate than lever"-style joke Oort Clouded? I hardly knew her!
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 16:00 |
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Ddraig posted:My confession is that I banged this guy's mom and didn't call the next day. this is the 1%
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 16:51 |
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I have a confession... I'm sad
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:46 |
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Shayu posted:I have a confession... I'm sad Well, turn that frown upside down, mister!
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 18:56 |
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Dear Kane, A couple of questions: -What will you do to yourself if you do not win the title? -Did X-Pac really give you the power to speak again? -Why did you chokeslam RVD? -Why was your hair stuck to your mask? -Do you hate MAY 13TH every year? -How's the fake Kane? -Can we get a Kane and Fake Kane vs Undertaker and Fake Undertaker match? Howabout a Kane/Fake Kane vs Undertaker/Fake Undertaker vs Razor/Fake Razor vs Diesel/Fake Diesel match at Fatal Fourway? -Did you and your brother Undertaker catch all of America's Most Wanted? Thanks, Kane fan.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 20:04 |
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I have to confess that real or not everyone who cares about a wrestler being a goon is an idiot
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 20:06 |
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Aralan posted:I have to confess that real or not everyone who cares about a wrestler being a goon is an idiot IT'S NOT JUST ANY WRESTLER IT'S KANE If Mick Foley turns out to be a goon too that would be incredible.
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 20:21 |
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Aralan posted:I have to confess that real or not everyone who cares about a wrestler being a goon is an idiot
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:31 |
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Moridin920 posted:i have to confess that i am a retard idiot who needs a spanking from daddy everyone knew that already guy
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# ? Jun 18, 2015 22:38 |
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quote:I was bullied in the primary school. I'm 25 now and still get an occasional nightmare about it. What pisses me off the most is how it still gets to invade one of the most personal places a person can have: one's dreams.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 10:19 |
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quote:I suspect I'm trans. For as long as I can remember I've hated being a
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 11:09 |
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Get therapy, transition, turn your bean into a dong or whatever you wanna do and find a bunch of trans-positive gay dudes to roll with. You're not the first person in this situation and you aren't gonna be the last. Please do not kill yourself.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 13:03 |
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quote:holy loving christ goons "triggered" is as poo poo a joke as "cuck" by this point cut it loving out
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 14:51 |
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The greatest comedy would've be if one of the two alien stories was true
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 15:59 |
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H.H posted:
look at this little bitch, hiding behind another layer on anonymity on an already anonymous forum. Fight notanartist irl like a man you pathetic worm
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 16:08 |
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Agentdark posted:The greatest comedy would've be if one of the two alien stories was true
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 16:08 |
lol triggered cuck
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 16:13 |
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H.H posted:lol triggered cuck you can tell that guy is a massive triggered weenie because he had to say that anonymously lol
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 16:19 |
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quote:I've pooped my pants 5 times in my (non-baby) lifetime, each time has been pretty eventful.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 17:44 |
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It's not the same as making GBS threads my pants but I once spent the night with a very hot girl (pornstar hotness) in a hotel. We popped some x, had sexy time and after that I had to take a dump reaaal bad. The walls were thin and my farts were audible. poo poo fumes drifted through the hotel room. I didn't leave the best impression to say the least.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 18:02 |
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Shiki Dan posted:Hey Kane, even if you're not a big anime fan go ahead and watch Fist of the North Star w/ John Cena. It owns. I have a legit copy of the Streamline version of the FOTNS movie on DVD. Is it worth much? I can't find a similar listing on Ebay so it must be rare.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 18:29 |
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quote:I'm trans and I realized it by reading several iterations of the trans megathread. It makes me sad that SA isn't really a safe place for trans people because the old trans threads used to be great resources but now every unfunny gently caress on the site tries to troll it, something sensitive posters want to doxx everyone that posts there, and people in GBS have some super weird obsession/fascination with trans people (women in particular).
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 18:47 |
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Is it intentional that the offshoot of "SA" is "SS" (something sensitive) because I'm getting some major Nazi Germany vibes here.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 19:20 |
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I am pro wrestler 'The Brooklyn Brawler' and I can verify everything Kane has said.
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 20:23 |
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sout posted:Is it intentional that the offshoot of "SA" is "SS" (something sensitive) because I'm getting some major Nazi Germany vibes here. SA was also a Nazi group. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 22:47 |
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quote:I got so drunk that while I was masturbating I tore a tiny hole along the side of my dick from the friction
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# ? Jun 19, 2015 23:40 |
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quote:I'm a girl and I was hanging out with a girlfriend last weekend. It was like 4 am and she was pretty drunk and I was not that drunk and we were watching She's All That. I farted but it was kind of audible and I don't know whether she heard me or not or remembers it but it was really embarrassing. I know she and her boyfriend don't fart in front of one another so it would be totally awkward if she heard it.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:06 |
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quote:I lived with and watched the love of my life dying slowly for a year from terminal anorexia and self mutilation. It's been almost a year since we parted ways, and I still have nightmares about it every night. The only thing that brings me peace is that out of nowhere I decided to take up smoking meth. Just seemed like the thing to do I guess. I search for oblivion, and I don't care.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:07 |
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Please get professional help. You SO's death was a tragedy, but don't let it turn into a double tragedy.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 00:18 |
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quote:I'm trans and I realized it by reading several iterations of the trans megathread. It makes me sad that SA isn't really a safe place for trans people because the old trans threads used to be great resources but now every unfunny gently caress on the site tries to troll it, something sensitive posters want to doxx everyone that posts there, and people in GBS have some super weird obsession/fascination with trans people (women in particular).
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 05:44 |
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quote:I guess this isn't a very exciting confession, but mine is that my whole life as I describe it to other people is a lie. I live about 5000 miles away from any friends/family and as far as they know I'm over here having the time of my life. I go on vacations to exciting places not because I actually want to, but because I want to maintain the illusion to other people.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 08:24 |
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If you know people who are dating but refuse to fart in one another's presence you should run away and never talk to them again because they're probably going to kill each other eventually.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 08:31 |
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quote:I am a single mom with a 16 year old son. Last week I had a weird dream that I had sex with my son. When I woke up I was horrified and repulsed. Now I am having a hard time even giving him a hug and have been avoiding him a little. quote:I recently lost my job. I am a college graduate and have been in the same career field for 15 years. But now I can't find a job in my field. My savings are gone, I think I have $1.45 left in the bank. I am honestly surprised I still have internet service. My phone will be gone by Monday. I have no idea how I'm going to pay my rent on the first. I've applied for welfare and food stamps, but they say it could be more than a month until I quote:The two trans confessions inspired me to post this. I hate being a woman. I don't really want to be a dude either but gently caress being female. gently caress dresses, makeup, jewellery, stupid shoes, billions of hair products, nail varnish, all those things could vanish from the earth and I would be glad. Heels don't empower me, what empowers me is seeing someone tottering along on their useless shoes and being able to effortlessly whiz past them at twice the speed in my sneakers. I cried when I got my first bra (luckily I have no tits to speak of). My ears aren't pierced and never will be. Periods loving blow, having to shove stuff up yourself like tampons is vile, and guys, did you know the vag just leaks goo half the loving time anyway??? I hate being ten times weaker than my guy friends who never work out, I hate being short and having to look up to guys I'm talking to, I hate not being able to talk loud enough to be heard in a noisy bar, I hate it when people don't expect me to be funny or smart or good at my job. I hate seeing MTF women being excited to take part in feminine bullshit because it makes me jealous, I wish I could enjoy all this crap I'm expected to wear and do.
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 14:54 |
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person who has lost interest in life - i dunno try taking up extreme activities?
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# ? Jun 20, 2015 16:25 |
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Middle one: maybe try and get a job that isn't in your field so you don't have to murder your whole family.
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quote:I'm a dude in my 20s running a startup tech company that has some pretty great potential. Helps that i'm a techie, not just an 'ideas' dickbag who comes up with some lovely 'airbnb/uber for x' idea and then cums everywhere hoping to succeed.
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