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where are the aliens ditto elvis
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I'd ask for the fastest internet humanly possible and own nubs on call of duty and halo. Getting hard thinking about people saying its loving bullshit I killed them.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:40
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So I can totally like bang luxury prostitutes right, you got a protocol for that right?
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Jun 16, 2015 18:40
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I wouldn't ask him anything, I'd reach up and tear off his mask to reveal him as a reptilian overlord once and for all.
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Jun 16, 2015 18:41
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duckmaster posted:where are the aliens Eisenhower made it so he was the last president to be briefed about the aliens
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Jun 16, 2015 18:42
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can i get a crystal pepsi?
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Jun 16, 2015 18:42
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I'd ask people not what I can do for them but what they can do for their country
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Jun 16, 2015 18:42
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so did nixon set up secret cameras in the lincoln bedroom and how much footage do ya got
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Jun 16, 2015 18:44
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did the mods knwo
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Jun 16, 2015 18:45
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whare is the presidnetial supply of dildos
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Jun 16, 2015 18:48
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im gonna dneed a bunch to make a dildo fort
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Jun 16, 2015 18:48
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How fast can we nuke israel?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:00
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So, I just turn this key here, and enter the codes like this?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:03
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Extrajudicial murder of American citizens having an established precedent, I'd first drone strike a few of my political enemies. 
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Jun 16, 2015 19:04
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when you become president the first thing that happens is you gettaken to a dark room where all the people who really rule the world are waiting for you and they tell you that all your platform and campaign promises mean nothing and you have to do what they say and if you don't everything you care about is destroyed and you get sent to triple guantanamo
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Jun 16, 2015 19:06
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Do I look cute in this dress
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Jun 16, 2015 19:07
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I'd ask every member of the white house staff their name and then give em the old IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT UR NAME IS
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Jun 16, 2015 19:07
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Something stupid and unfunny, probably relating to weed in some way.
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Jun 16, 2015 19:08
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when you become president they disappear you and replace you with an android...possibly a clone (Reports are unclear, will need to do more research) - so you do their bidding instead.
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Jun 16, 2015 19:09
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hail the reptilian hail their queen may she plant reptilian eggs behind my eyeballs to explode as hatchlings if i waver from their divine plan for this world
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Jun 16, 2015 19:10
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if i tell the interns to fight in a pit for the privilege of First Intern they have to do it right?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:11
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"is lbj's fresca plumbing still in?"
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Jun 16, 2015 19:14
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Are we married to this wallpaper?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:27
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Also I'd have the presidential seal changed so the eagle is facing the arrows, symbolizing my commitment to US military might. Also, start training Sardaukar IRL.
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Jun 16, 2015 19:28
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Can my friends come over and play?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:31
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Applewhite posted:Also I'd have the presidential seal changed so the eagle is facing the arrows, symbolizing my commitment to US military might. you have my vote
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Jun 16, 2015 19:32
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make a presidential address to the nationa bout the size of my dick and the crisis in the middle east
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Jun 16, 2015 19:36
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Am I a bad enough dude to save myself? 
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Jun 16, 2015 19:37
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Where them drone controls at?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:38
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what's a fella gotta do to get some meaningful socioeconomic reform 'round these parts?
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Jun 16, 2015 19:39
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commission the Simpsons for another 40 season, bankrupt the federal reserve if possible
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Jun 16, 2015 19:41
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What number do I call if I need to call out of work
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Jun 16, 2015 19:46
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can we jade helm some texans
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Jun 16, 2015 19:52
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Can we take over Canada?
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Jun 16, 2015 20:23
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I'd ask every member of the white house staff their name and then give em the old IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT UR NAME IS
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Jun 16, 2015 20:27
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bring back lf so the secret service has something to do besides bang hookers
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Jun 16, 2015 20:28
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What's my agenda?
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Jun 17, 2015 13:10
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Hypothetically speaking, if I weren't a US citizen... Would that be a big deal?
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Jun 17, 2015 13:15
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Ape Fist posted:commission the Simpsons for another 40 season, bankrupt the federal reserve if possible The Simpsons will continue whether you want more or not. The President does not have the authority to stop them.
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How's the first gentleman settling in?
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