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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
I need to know what to recommend to my idiot spawn so they dont become janitors quarry workers???????

:shrug:

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
hot dog shack owner

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

robot auditor

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

capitalist

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Fallows posted:

hot dog shack owner

brb going to patent a robotic cheese melter

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
human prostitutes

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

poet

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Robots will never poo poo post as good as humans, like op

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Physical therapist or bounty hunter.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
code:
10 MELT THE CHEESE DOOBIE
20 GOTO 10

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Professional Something Awful Poster

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Writing Erotic Fan-fiction.

Film and TV writing will be done by AI, but computers will never keep up with the constant rise of new fetishes.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Robots will never poo poo post as good as humans, like op

the reason I didn't do ":firstpost:" in my post is because, a few months back, someone registered an alt on SA as "First Post" and used a script to snipe the first posts in GBS threads for a few days before he got banned

before that, someone used like a markov chain generator to automatically make posts in the hellthread containing the previous contents of the thread

so no, not even shitposting is safe from automation

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Computer police would probably treat minorities better so they will never exist.

Binge
Feb 23, 2001

Jizz mopper

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Binge posted:

Jizz mopper

I think robots will be able to mop jizz within 40 years.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
cocksu.....wait a minute

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Horse trainer. :3:

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
robot ai programmer

lite frisk
Oct 5, 2013
unironically sales

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zeike posted:

cocksu.....wait a minute

hoisted by your own av

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Landlord

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
eSports Superstar.

These brave heroes have had to deal with machine competition from day one and overcame.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
shitposter

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Im counting on robots to kill us swiftly once they takeover instead of enslaving us. I know theyll make the right decision

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

Im counting on robots to kill us swiftly once they takeover instead of enslaving us. I know theyll make the right decision

der_frawd
Jul 26, 2007

Psychologist.

I hope

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
human being

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Prallax Litovsk posted:

unironically sales

they already automate telemarketing, and there's already self checkouts for retail

CEO

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

der_frawd posted:

Psychologist.

I hope

right because they never just repeat the same trite bullshit over and over in a way that a machine could be easily programmed to do

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
welfare queen

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

they already automate telemarketing, and there's already self checkouts for retail

CEO

Computer salesmen are literally better in every single aspect of the profession than a human in regards to the customer. Human salesmen are scum.

der_frawd
Jul 26, 2007

Horniest Manticore posted:

right because they never just repeat the same trite bullshit over and over in a way that a machine could be easily programmed to do

Maybe yours does, mine's awesome

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Robot programmer / engineer

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

der_frawd posted:

Maybe yours does, mine's awesome

lol trap sprung

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Isn't the obvious answer something involving the repair/upkeep of said robots?

der_frawd
Jul 26, 2007


I'm not ashamed.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Incomplete Fish posted:

Isn't the obvious answer something involving the repair/upkeep of said robots?

it's not that far a leap to make robots that can repair other robots

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
50 years ago people thought everything was going to be replaced by robots soon too

reality is that robots have a lot of up-front costs that a permanent class of filthy poors does not.

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