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Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
stroked to completion? i was just thinking this on the bus today, thought it was p deep.

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

your moms pussy is deep

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Hell Yeah posted:

your moms pussy is deep

or maybe ur peener is really big, ever think of that smart guy??

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I just want to meet the woman that can stroke a dick to completion in One.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
op i think the same thing but with your dad. i think about how many dicks he's stroked. its probably a large number

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Horniest Manticore posted:

or maybe ur peener is really big, ever think of that smart guy??

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
No but I will now.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

yeah thats a good tip imo

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi

i tried to find this gif by searching 'mystified black man gif' but it didnt come up

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yes OP, but I always wonder what I need to do to increase the count by 1

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Ocean Book posted:

i tried to find this gif by searching 'mystified black man gif' but it didnt come up

well i found it for you. i also have this one if anyone has been looking for it:

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I think about how people hold their pen or writing instrument. If you hold it all weird or hosed up or in a way that's annoying to me, it will bother me greatly, but I won't say anything about it.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


When I look at men I imagine how much pussy they ate

not enough IMO

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Yes OP, but I always wonder what I need to do to increase the count by 1

same

a woman's hands...so soft, so small. but yet capable of bestowing such delights!!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
the horniest manticore

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Full Metal Jackass posted:

the horniest manticore

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

hells to the yes

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Horniest Manticore posted:

stroked to completion? i was just thinking this on the bus today, thought it was p deep.

Same but with lips

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
37

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



In a row?

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Horniest Manticore posted:

stroked to completion? i was just thinking this on the bus today, thought it was p deep.

it isn't. hth.

best of luck on having sex one day.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

devin2 posted:

it isn't. hth.

best of luck on having sex one day.

thanks! :)

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
No. I have a super power where, just by looking at a lady, I can know how many dudes they've tugged and such related info as to the touching of penises by women.

It is my blessing. It is my curse. With great power comes great responsibility.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I try and avoid looking at women in public ever since "the incident"

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

No but I will now.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

yes but now ill stop

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

burritolingus posted:

No. I have a super power where, just by looking at a lady, I can know how many dudes they've tugged and such related info as to the touching of penises by women.

It is my blessing. It is my curse. With great power comes great responsibility.

*your mom, tugging at a man's penor, in the Keith Ledger joker voice*: LOOK. AT. ME!!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Minimalist Program posted:

*your mom, tugging at a man's penor, in the Keith Ledger joker voice*: LOOK. AT. ME!!

lmao

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

Minimalist Program posted:

*your mom, tugging at a man's penor, in the Keith Ledger joker voice*: LOOK. AT. ME!!

And that man became Albert Einstein.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

burritolingus posted:

And that man became Albert Einstein.

and that man, who came, was Albert Einstein.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

lonesomedwarf posted:

yes but now ill stop

no!!

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
reminds me of that ford used car commercial

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
No, OP, because when I look at a woman I'm not thinking about dicks.

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
never

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