a creepy colon posted:Ever tried breast milk? It's great. It tastes pretty good, like regular whole milk but a little sweeter. The morning breast milk is the best, it's thickest and has the viscosity of cream. Good for coffee imho, and your immune system! Body builders also drink the stuff in droves for the super powers it bestows. so why not be like a super body builder goons and get on CL (craig's list) for some BM (breast milk). ha, we used those bottles for our kid's breast milk then we switched to formula cos it's better & healthier
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a creepy colon posted:Lol your wife must have some rotten rear end tittays or hep c if formula was better well among other things the formula has omega 3s and 6s and poo poo for neural development so apologies in advance for when my big brained kid owns your retard baby at school and then cures cancer
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Jul 2, 2015 23:19
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a creepy colon posted:No doctor on earth recommends formula over breast milk. Make your own thread about formula and not vaccinating your kids! actually our doctor said there was no real difference and it's only the lll crazies who buy into that poo poo and antivaxxers are pretty much exclusively breastfeeders (idk if it works the other way around but i suspect it does)
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Jul 2, 2015 23:23
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like if you are in some third world shithole where all the water has cholera in it then yeah obv breast milk is better but i happen to live in a real country
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Jul 2, 2015 23:28
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a creepy colon posted:Hmm yeah youre definitely wrong and you should see a different "doctor" before they kill your kids lol from the very first link on google quote:For mothers who are unable to breastfeed or who decide not to, infant formula is a healthy alternative. Formula provides babies with the nutrients they need to grow and thrive. you really showed me there chief
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Jul 2, 2015 23:34
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a creepy colon posted:A number of health organizations — including the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP), the American Medical Association (AMA), and the World Health Organization (WHO) — recommend breastfeeding as the best choice for babies. Breastfeeding helps defend against infections, prevent allergies, and protect against a number of chronic conditions. i guess the breast babies can console themselves with their 0.01% less chance of having hayfever, when the huge brained formula babies take over and put them all in camps
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Jul 2, 2015 23:36
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a creepy colon posted:http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/18/health/breastfeeding-iq-income/ 1) that study was from brazil and i specifically said i wasn't talking about garbage countries, and 2) they were studying 30 year olds and formula probably was pretty poo poo 30 years ago. now its got the omegas
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Jul 2, 2015 23:41
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a creepy colon posted:"B-b-b-b-but... its got OMEGAS!!"  this is you isn't it Grandmother of Five posted:please do not troll about this. there are extremely retarded people on this site who may come to belive that formulae is not extremely fail and a 100 % sure way to produce weaker & frailer babies and the babies do not deserve to get owned like this. yes this is why the population is divided neatly into breast-milk raised ssj4's and stunted half-men who were raised on formula. oh wait
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Jul 2, 2015 23:45
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corpuscollossus posted:Way to gently caress up your kids life dude i think you should admit your conflict of interest here because your dad makes mad $$$ selling bm to gastown and the bullet farm Pastor Perineum posted:heh reasons to use formula instead of breast milk: "Your partner can help out with nighttime feedings and share that bonding experience with your baby." sorry all your kids will grow up to have strained and distant relationships with their dads also "Whichever way you choose to feed your baby -- breast milk, formula, or a combination of both -- the most important thing is that your baby is well fed, well cared for, and loved. So ditch the mommy guilt!" you mommy guilt-tripper Clipperton fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Jul 2, 2015 |
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Jul 2, 2015 23:53
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Grandmother of Five posted:you can still be strong & smart, you're just less strong and smart than you would have been, which is sad. every single doctor in the world is going to recommend breast milk over formulae & if your story is true, so did your doc or nurse until your wife's birth related depression was discovered, which is just about the only thing other than outright contagious disease or severe auto-immune disorders that will make your local health personel advocate the use of formulae. hope she's feeling better nowadays, no joke. lol actually no our doctor literally said the difference (insofar as there was one and it wasn't down to confounding factors) was insignificant. fun fact tho, one of the moms in our prenatal group did get depressed, because she couldnt breastfeed and some pro-bm jihadist basically told her she was genociding her kid. (that was you wasnt it)
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Jul 3, 2015 00:04
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corpuscollossus posted:Is your doctor old? It was a widely held belief up until the late 90s that breast milk and formula were nutritionally equal and therefore the difference was unimportant, but the results of long-term studies (some posted here) have shown that breastfed children are significantly ahead of their formula-fed peers in a wide range of areas, including intelligence, immunity, motor skills and emotional stability. idk in her 30s? If it helps we heard the same thing from the doctor at the hospital and the nurse who came to weigh our kid later on although tbh they may have been saying that partly to avoid what happened with another mom in our prenatal group. she refused to feed her kid formula and didn't produce enough milk so at 3 months her kid weighed like 10lb. BREAST IS BEST lol
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Jul 3, 2015 00:29
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ChairmanMeow posted:breast milk is better, but many moms have to work those moms sound poor and should obviously have their babies taken away for their own good
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Jul 3, 2015 00:35
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Rigel posted:I worked with the most bourgeoise doctors and midwives in the richest suburbs of Chicago and they all had a ten inch hard on for breastfeeding. If you want to know what's good for you listen to the doctors of the rich hth. some ppl (usually rich ppl with too much time on their hands) get really weird about it, like out of all proportion to any proper medical evidence. to the extent of shaming that one mom i talked about into a depression, and that other mom starving her baby in my experience they are the same kind of ppl who refuse to eat gmos, and use the word 'toxins' like ppl in the middle ages used the word 'demons' Nuclearmonkee posted:you are a retard thanks satanic jewish man Clipperton fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Jul 3, 2015 |
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Jul 3, 2015 14:27
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Hatebag posted:You've increased your kid's risk of developing allergies. They will be an idiot loser that dies to a peanut. 'for infants at hereditary risk' my genes are strong so no worries there quote:See also the second link there is about kids who got allergies from breast milk: quote:A male infant, who was fully breast-fed, receiving no additional feeds in any form until 3 months of age, developed intermittent vomiting, diarrhoea and episodes of uncontrollable screaming from one week of age. yum!
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Jul 3, 2015 17:13
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Hatebag posted:If you're talking about this one quote:There is little doubt that they were fully breast-fed until 3 months and yet developed symptoms, later identified to be due to food allergy, long before they received these foods. They must, therefore, have been sensitized and rendered symptomatic by allergens in the maternal breast milk.
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Jul 3, 2015 17:25
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Hatebag posted:That paper is from 1979 and the intro says they only studied 2 infants. The authors' conclusion is not reliable as it is based on nothing. Any article with enough data to do a statistical analysis refutes it. idk maybe don't link to it then?
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Jul 3, 2015 17:58
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Hatebag posted:I linked a page of relevant research papers and you chose the worst one because you thought it supported your argument. Not my fault. If you're somehow confident in your kid's genetics, they should be fine. Maybe you could find a bunch of immunoglobulin to inject them with to be sure. lol
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Jul 3, 2015 18:22
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Fonzarelli posted:His daughter has been more than generous during her pregnancies to accommodate Ed with his nutritional needs. *shudder*
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Jul 3, 2015 18:37
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Nuclearmonkee posted:Here is The official statement on breastfeeding from American Academy of pediatrics which I already linked to you and is extremely well sourced but I am surprised you did not read. Here have pictures maybe this will help. Unless the mother cannot breastfeed for some reason, they should and any pediatrician worth a poo poo who can read and pays attention will say the same thing. lol arent they the ones who want to chop baby dicks off also didnt they want to legalise fgm until everyone told them they were insane
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Jul 3, 2015 18:53
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Nuclearmonkee posted:what the gently caress drugs are you on. no and no. look it up man
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Jul 3, 2015 22:44
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fakeaccount posted:"breast babies." I guess you'd have to be a great big baby to drink breast milk, huh? You really told those big babies about what they're consuming. Sick burn, doctor genius. ikr
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Jul 4, 2015 19:51
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Thread needs more Olivia Wilde with that baby suckin on her titty does she do it in the tron wig, asking for a friend Cool NIN Shirt posted:What kind of retard would believe that a powder is nutritionally equivalent to natural breastmilk. At least other goons stepped up to the plate and smacked this bitch down where he belongs nice one man, now tell us about the paleo diet and the evils of gmos
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Jul 5, 2015 03:51
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'who would believe that injecting your kid with a chemical concoction is better than NATURAL immunity'
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Jul 5, 2015 04:16
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a creepy colon posted:That's not how vaccines work lmao did you even finish highschool eh, close enough (and even closer in the case of toxoid and subunit vaccines)
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Jul 5, 2015 05:25
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a creepy colon posted:If you had genes that cause you to not produce enough milk for your baby then you are an anomaly and probably shouldn't be passing on your defective genes. literal eugenics itt, holy poo poo
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Necros posted:theyrw at each others throats like those posters in the terrible thread about the magic rapist the what e: do you mean 
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Jul 5, 2015 15:58
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