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BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Pls post pics of the witcher girls and I will tell you the correct one to pick based on looks (how a real man chooses his sexual partners)

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Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Just started my geralt but kiera seems like shes going to manipulate me and withhold sex a lot so I think Im gonna go with her

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
she's named after a god drat flower what more evidence do you need that shes the best pick

also sterile no kids if cucked

if yennefir sterile too, she like a zombie or something

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Jul 5, 2015

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BigBoss posted:

Pls post pics of the witcher girls and I will tell you the correct one to pick based on looks (how a real man chooses his sexual partners)



hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Anyone who doesn't like the brunette has a "complex" fyi

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

radiatinglines posted:

Anyone who doesn't like the brunette has a "complex" fyi

She has a wiccan necklace on and Joan Cusack's jawline. I think we can do better. Now that redhead is looking pretty good. Kind like she's walking the fine line between slut and good girl. I bet you could push her into slut territory real easy...

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nen92R5reoU

Both.

BoobFarts
Apr 14, 2014
Yennifer looks like a guy and I'd rather do the one with red hair.

Aren't Millennials are going to be more narcissistic, abusive/abused, substance abusing, etc... I thought it that exponential growth thing with abusers making many victim, several of which will become abusers themselves, who go on to create several each.. etc, etc, viral psychological gently caress-up-your-brain-ary we're all doomed.

BoobFarts fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jul 5, 2015

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
Okay first are we talking abuse, or :heysexy: abuse :heysexy:

BoobFarts
Apr 14, 2014

Eumenides posted:

Okay first are we talking abuse, or :heysexy: abuse :heysexy:

What?

Tiocfaidh Yar Ma
Dec 5, 2012

Surprising Adventures!

Eumenides posted:

Okay first are we talking abuse, or :heysexy: abuse :heysexy:

Neither probably, all this study proves is more Millenial men are likely to SEE their relationship as abusive, because they are needle dicked bitchmade fuckboys.

Un-l337-Pork
Sep 9, 2001

Oooh yeah...


Dashticle posted:

needle dicked bitchmade fuckboys.

Can we refer to all millennial men as this from now on?

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Congrats OP, there's an entire cottage industry dedicated to tilting at the milennial windmill and somehow you've managed to beat them all because you're the guy whose frame of reference is video game forum posts.

BoobFarts posted:

Yennifer looks like a guy and I'd rather do the one with red hair.

Aren't Millennials are going to be more narcissistic, abusive/abused, substance abusing, etc... I thought it that exponential growth thing with abusers making many victim, several of which will become abusers themselves, who go on to create several each.. etc, etc, viral psychological gently caress-up-your-brain-ary we're all doomed.

That's the great thing about bashing milennials, you can project any shortcoming or pet issue on them even if they contradict and it doesn't matter because you're doing the internet equivalent of sitting on your porch and yelling at kids to get off of your lawn.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

This is the best witcher 3 review

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfjLRuE1CLw

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
If you choose Triss, she tells you bitch we're going to kovir where I'm gonna be a badass court sorceress to the king and you can do whatever it is you do

Either way you're the bitch.

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe

Sometimes bitchbois wanna get hit and talked down to because it loving owns
not that I would know such a thing I'm a member of the Greatest Generation

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

In the Witcher books Geralt has to avoid thinking about how Yennefer is a hunchback when talking to her incase she reads his thoughts.

Lol

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe
"men" is rather a stretch

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


The sorceresses in the Witcher are HB3 but using magic they make themselves HB10s

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
For those not in the know the alternative (the red head) manipulated Geralt into thinking they were together after giving him amnesia

So I can see how a lotta goons would relate

Fog Tripper
Mar 3, 2008

by Smythe

radiatinglines posted:

Anyone who doesn't like the brunette has a "complex" fyi

Basically it is a bad thing for one to be put off by women who look like david coverdale?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

op thanks for letting us know what romance option millennials choose in the video game

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

For those not in the know the alternative (the red head) manipulated Geralt into thinking they were together after giving him amnesia

So I can see how a lotta goons would relate

In Witcher 2 you can verbally poo poo all over her. You butcher a bunch of dudes to rescue her, then you unload on her about how you knew she manipulated her. It was p swell.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
Hmm.this is a good thread, which is not bad

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
In the Witcher setting all the sourceresses get together every few months to drink and swap stories about how they fluttered their eyelashes at Geralt to get him to do whatever they wanted.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

In the Witcher setting all the sourceresses get together every few months to drink and swap stories about how they fluttered their eyelashes at Geralt to get him to do whatever they wanted.

Geralt being a easily manipulated idiot is the running joke of the Witcher.

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
See I always chose Liara in Mass Effect so I took a test online and I guess that means I'm ghay>>??

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Why would I want to play this relationship simulator game instead of a little bit of some badass kill rag heads game and then experience real life relationships

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

I look like "the witcher" from witcher 3 IRL and boy must I tell you those millennial "men" got the hots for me big time!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

In the Witcher books Geralt has to avoid thinking about how Yennefer is a hunchback when talking to her incase she reads his thoughts.

this sounds like the don't think of the polar bear challenge

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i dont even like the witcher and this is a proclick

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Ramsus posted:

Why would I want to play this relationship simulator game instead of a little bit of some badass kill rag heads game and then experience real life relationships

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Jimbo Jaggins posted:

In the Witcher books Geralt has to avoid thinking about how Yennefer is a hunchback when talking to her incase she reads his thoughts.

What a judgmental bitch, she should know it's only natural for people to see that.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


the witcher 3 is a cutting things in half vertically simulator not a dating game

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I started Witcher a few days ago and all I can think of while I'm cutting apart ghouls and monstrosities is which abusive lady am I gonna kiss later?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

I started Witcher a few days ago and all I can think of while I'm cutting apart ghouls and monstrosities is which abusive lady am I gonna kiss later?

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Millennial men are more likely to be in a relationship with a man.

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
guys dont worry the only reason the stats are inflated is because im in a relationship with all yalls moms and abusing the heck out of them sorry for worrying you

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