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somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Because they are huge bitches

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Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
I'm sorry :ohdear:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

I was just reading The Witcher 3 thread in games, and I realized that most millennial men choose Yennifer because they don't understand what love means, and are attracted to emotionally abusive relationships.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
didnt know you were a millennial OP

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

didnt know you were a millennial OP

the way people play videogames says a lot about them

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3720352&perpage=40&pagenumber=401#post447381266

That was what made me make this thread for millennial men

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
This is a safe space for the awful emotional men that love women who don't like them

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Well yeah nerds hate taking control of their balls and spine so the only women they can get are the ones who are willing to exploit that.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Well yeah nerds hate taking control of their balls and spine so the only women they can get are the ones who are willing to exploit that.

that's really sad :( There has to be a way that we can fix that

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I say forced wilderness survival, but that'll just end in rape and murder.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

I say forced wilderness survival, but that'll just end in rape and murder.

maybe make a game show like the fattest loser, but it will be a woman pretending to fall in love with a millennial man instead. and each loser gets sent to an amazing race show when they lose.

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


I guess things are pretty cucked up

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
millennial men are also more likely to be raped because when they put their hands up to say no, their wrists just collapse into dust

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

CHECK OUT MY AWESOME POSTS
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=114&perpage=40#post447051278

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3681373&pagenumber=91&perpage=40#post444280066

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818944&pagenumber=196&perpage=40#post472627338

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788178&pagenumber=405&perpage=40#post474195694

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3831643&pagenumber=5&perpage=40#post475694634
i think if i knew a detailed account of witcger 3 relationships i'd start self harming

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
yennefer? i barely knew her

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
wtf is a Millennial man

Tired of all these new words.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
Yennifer is a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Millennial men prefer roleplay sex on the internet/video games to true sex because they are broken.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Good. Self entitled whining little shits.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
please call them by their real name: manhamsters

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Good. Self entitled whining little manhamsters.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
A millennial man in his natural habitat
https://www.twitter.com

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Jul 5, 2015

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
here's mine:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729458

hrm. i think you might be onto something

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Poetic Justice posted:

A millennial man in his natural habitat
https://www.twitter.com

Were you abused into editing out that screencap you posted?

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

quakster posted:

here's mine:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3729458

hrm. i think you might be onto something

why would you helldump yourself like that unless you have a death wish

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

dsriggs posted:

Were you abused into editing out that screencap you posted?

i was afraid people wouldn't "get it"

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Poetic Justice posted:

This is a safe space for the awful emotional men that love women who don't like them

rapists with excuses, in other words

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Formatting is poo poo cause I'm on mobile but


Intern Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Anne Hath…: https://youtu.be/W-DEy3mylCs

Nagato
Apr 26, 2011

Why yes my username is the same as an autistic alien who looks like a 9 year old from an anime, why do ask?
:nyoron:

mind the walrus posted:

Formatting is poo poo cause I'm on mobile but


Intern Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Anne Hath…: https://youtu.be/W-DEy3mylCs

i guess you were linking ot the ending. i likd it

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Formatting is poo poo cause I'm on mobile but


Intern Official Trailer #1 (2015) - Anne Hath…: https://youtu.be/W-DEy3mylCs

lol, amazing

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I can confirm this, I've dated a lot of millennial men

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
sorry about your crappy thread OP I hope things get better for you

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Have you considered that physical abuse may be good, not bad?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Poetic Justice posted:

I was just reading The Witcher 3 thread in games, and I realized that most millennial men choose Yennifer because they don't understand what love means, and are attracted to emotionally abusive relationships.

the first scene in the game is her doing something to him that he doesnt like

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Stupid millennials think they corned the market on irony but they can't even figure out that you only fall in love with women you don't like, because the key to a happy relationship is a high turnover rate.


I'm glad we ruined the planet for them.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Hey what do you all think they made that car that arnie smashes to bits at the end of t3 from? Cardboard?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Pyf and games are both full of these guys since they were driven out of gbs 1

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Poetic Justice posted:

I was just reading The Witcher 3 thread in games, and I realized that most millennial men choose Yennifer because they don't understand what love means, and are attracted to emotionally abusive relationships.
hm, uh, yeah.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
I have no idea what this game or character you're sperging out about are, op but your posting in that thread looks really embarrassing and obsessive

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

Poetic Justice posted:

I was just reading The Witcher 3 thread in games, and I realized that most millennial men choose Yennifer because they don't understand what love means, and are attracted to emotionally abusive relationships.

I choose Yennifer because the best relationships are those where you give each other poo poo non stop and gently caress a lot.

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Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
In the Witcher books Geralt has to avoid thinking about how Yennefer is a hunchback when talking to her incase she reads his thoughts.

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