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Keep Autism Wired posted:that's so hosed up, i hope he isn't still practicing No once he got enough material for a Penthouse letter he quit.
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I saw a shrink after I tried to punch my brother in the face for being a dick to my mom. I've never lied so much in my life. I still have anger issues and drink heavily, thats my story op. By the way I was sober when I tried to wreck his poo poo.
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Jul 13, 2015 04:56
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Postmastergeneral posted:Do it for the diagnosis. See how many things you can get diagnosed with before they figure what you're doing. heh irl puppetmastering my goon sire? my fedora is tipped
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what would happen if I went to a therapist and just sat there and honestly answered their questions even though i'm not a crazy and have a pretty awesome life. would it make me crazy?
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Keep Autism Wired posted:that's so hosed up, i hope he isn't still practicing ah i wasn't being serious
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Jul 13, 2015 05:18
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Poetic Justice posted:ah i wasn't being serious we aren't here to kinkshame. get it alllll out
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Jul 13, 2015 05:20
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The Saurus posted:what would happen if I went to a therapist and just sat there and honestly answered their questions even though i'm not a crazy and have a pretty awesome life. scientology is probably more your thing, do you have a good credit rating?
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Jul 13, 2015 05:24
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The Saurus posted:what would happen if I went to a therapist and just sat there and honestly answered their questions even though i'm not a crazy and have a pretty awesome life. If all they have is a hammer, everything is going to look like a nail.
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Jul 13, 2015 05:31
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The only people thay need therapy are the mentally I'll like trannies so they could straighten themselves out and finally become functioning members of society.
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Jul 13, 2015 07:19
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The Saurus posted:what would happen if I went to a therapist and just sat there and honestly answered their questions even though i'm not a crazy and have a pretty awesome life. You'd probably just both be really bored. (but only one of you would be getting paid to be bored)
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Jul 13, 2015 17:28
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I'd probably tell them how I was getting sexual pleasure from denying mental health to a poor person because I am more able to pay for their time and then stare at them really hard, trying to make them feel bad for only treating rich people with barely-a-mental-illness instead of helping veterans and the homeless and poo poo
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Jul 13, 2015 17:47
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I'd tell them I keep repeating the phrases get beefy bitch and you're a little pissbitch in my head for hours, but that's just because I'm a pathological liar and actually saw it on an internet forums
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Jul 13, 2015 19:09
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therapy is for nerds.
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Jul 13, 2015 19:46
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I get 5 free sessions through work.
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Jul 13, 2015 19:49
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Horniest Manticore posted:heh irl puppetmastering my goon sire? my fedora is tipped Pro tip: deny any drug or alcohol use past or present. Even from childhood. You don't want to end up in a drug rehabilitation outpatient fuckall program.
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Postmastergeneral posted:Pro tip: deny any drug or alcohol use past or present. Even from childhood. You don't want to end up in a drug rehabilitation outpatient fuckall program. YEAH STAY OUT, THAT'S MY DATING SCENE
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Jul 15, 2015 04:51
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If you can't prescribe drugs you aren't a real doctor in my book
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Jul 15, 2015 04:56
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David Copperfield posted:jokes on them, therapy hasn't changed me at all in 10 years That's because you already paid us to post here. How is your relationship with your mother these days?
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Jul 15, 2015 04:56
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i don't know why my friend says i should consider therapy when he already told me that they basically do 1 thing which is repeat things you say back to you to force you to explain yourself
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Postmastergeneral posted:Pro tip: deny any drug or alcohol use past or present. Even from childhood. You don't want to end up in a drug rehabilitation outpatient fuckall program. never ever ever mention the word suicide either unless you want the cops called on your rear end
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Jul 18, 2015 04:59
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False. Only admit the shame of your ideation after many visits of ineffective therapy. In most cases you're not serious enough about your problems if you don't want to consider ending yourself at some point.
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Jul 18, 2015 06:11
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Postmastergeneral posted:False. Only admit the shame of your ideation after many visits of ineffective therapy. In most cases you're not serious enough about your problems if you don't want to consider ending yourself at some point. truth also if you tell anyone but your closest friends/family about your suicidal thoughts you probably just want attention in which case therapy is perfect for you i guess
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Jul 18, 2015 06:24
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You sound depressed
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Jul 18, 2015 06:28
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Whatever hellforge is selling adspace on SA must be running low on nerd souls. Suicidal dorks are like self harvesting fruit crops.
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Jul 18, 2015 06:36
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Postmastergeneral posted:You sound depressed man that psyche degree just pays for itself huh
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Jul 18, 2015 06:39
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when I was 15 I weas a starchild-very spiritual and in tune with the universe. I had been seeing my therapist for about 3 years already, a good man, but aman with his own issues that I could see even at such a young age. His eyes expressed his pain obviously to a empathetic child. As a spiritual leader, I was very into meditating and such things. One method of meditation requires clearing your mind entirely. I had invented a way to do this myself and felt like sharing it with this troubled man. You take a somewhat complex picture and scan it into your minds' eye. Like the old dot matrix printers, scanning it in a half/quarter inch chunk starting from the top left and moving to the right, dropping down a line and starting from the left moving to the right until you have the entire picture held vividly in your minds' eye. This should take most people about 6-7 minutes. Once you have this picture fully formed in your minds' eye, you reverse the process. This time starting from the lower right moving left, when you get to the left, move up and repeat-erasing it in a half/quarter inch chunks. Once you remove that last line from your minds' eye you will experience a moment of what I like to call "True Death". Your brain will be completely empty and that voice inside your head will be completely gone and you will be one with the universe, this will last only a moment before your brain kicks in and says "whoa this is cool". My therapist and I met once a week on Thursdays at 11am. The day I told him this secret method, it was a good session, we were both open and nothing seemed different. The following Sunday, his office had called my parents to tell them he was feeling sick and had to take some time away from the office and wouldn't be able to have our next meeting. It was "no big deal", everyone gets sick and that had actually happened before. So two weeks go by and we finally have our next session. The session started like all of them, him asking me how my weeks had been, how school was going etc etc. As we were wrapping up he stops and looks at me with a sort of weird expression and says "This will be our last session" Surprised and feeling rejected I asked him why. He turned away and said: Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kuttumtum Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni Eli nitum ubbiraanni Ili-ia u Ishtari-ia ushis-su-u-eli-ia Eli ameri-ia amru-usanaku Imdikula salalu musha u urra Qu-u imtana-allu-u pi-ia
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The Saurus posted:what would happen if I went to a therapist and just sat there and honestly answered their questions even though i'm not a crazy and have a pretty awesome life. A good psychologist will pretty much always start with asking why you came to see them, what problems you are having etc, so if you say you've got nothing and you weren't sent there because of something you've done then they'll just send you on your way. Depends on where you live and whether you went to some eccentric private practice weirdo but in most places there isn't much financial incentive for a psychologist to string you along, there are more than enough clients to fill your spot and if they're in the mainstream health system aren't really paid in a way that would benefit from stringing clients along, in fact keeping patients for too long is usually personally and professionally undesirable and not something you can hide. A psychiatrist could probably muster up some sort of a diagnosis if they really wanted to, but its pretty hard to just walk in to see a psychiatrist anyway, you would have had to either convince a referring doctor you needed it or have done something significantly abnormal to have been directed to one.
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Hi I don't know how to deal with emotions or stress and I don't know how to move on from negativity so I need to talk to someone else about it because I'm an idiot
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Excelzior posted:literally 100% of psychologists started studying psychology to understand why they, or their close relatives, are so hosed up in the head and are thus terrible sources of advice its true, i started as a psychology major but switched out once i read enough books to diagnose myself and my family
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Jul 18, 2015 14:46
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All the assholes in those en threads ever say is " go to therapy". Ive seen it suggested here that everyone needs therapy and would benefit from seeing a therapist even if they have no problems or issues.
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Jul 18, 2015 14:56
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i self diagnose. Turns out, I am a very special snowflake
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:All the assholes in those en threads ever say is " go to therapy". Ive seen it suggested here that everyone needs therapy and would benefit from seeing a therapist even if they have no problems or issues. its true, but most people would be better served seeing a prostitute instead of a therapist. they will listen to your bullshit for a lower hourly rate, then suck your dick which is great for curing depression and a variety of other psychological maladies
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Jul 18, 2015 15:11
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Nosam0819 posted:therapy is for nerds.
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i went for a while and my therapist told me i should keep doing drugs cause in the old days there were shamans and poo poo that ate all the shrooms and licked all the frogs and then could tell if it was gonna rain or not cool guy, i stopped though therapy not the drugs
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probably gonna rain tomorrow
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Horniest Manticore posted:"I pay someone to talk about *~my feelings~* because I don't have any friends to tell me to man up and stop being so self-absorbed. In my therapy sessions, I have not learned how to live a better life. Rather, I have learned how to justify my own shortcomings and failures. I have yet to realize my therapist does not want me to be cured, like a real doctor does. My therapist sees me as a meal ticket, and s/he will keep me on the hook for as long as humanly possible. In fact, I may have actually realized this, yet my lack of human contact keeps me from telling Dr. Goldsteinberg to shove off. 200 years ago, I would have been killed in childhood, and it would have been better off that way." -a gay fag lol, you got the sadbrains op?
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Societys seen enough whores, women should start charging to pretend to be grown men's mommys per hour. Not like breast feeding diaper changing level, but coming over with groceries and doing laundry and tidying up the place while they faux-protest. Then maybe some light nagging about playing so many video games and what are your future plans for an extra charge and then she's out the door.
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Jul 18, 2015 16:23
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How did this topic make it 3 pages
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Eonwe posted:How did this topic make it 3 pages Honeypot
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people in therapy should be shunned. please come and save us putin
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