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Abdul Alhazred
Mar 15, 2007

Hexel posted:

Nothin worse, more boner-murdering than some giant fake cans.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

have you met a woman yet with ones larger than yours

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
Koreans have all the crazy future tech when it comes to fake boobs.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tony Homo posted:

Are for insecure people. Hey look at me! I can now be the person that I want to finally be. I feel so beautiful now. Narcissistic insecure people.

Whats the difference between getting a new nose and big set of hooters because you believe that your body doesnt represent who you really are and the tranny that chops of his dick?

No diff to me. Both are hosed in the head and have body dismorphia.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I'm going to need to see some examples before I can formulate an opinion

lot of examples

big examples

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

hi i was born with a tail if anyone wants it please submit your applications to the ocala florida craigslist missed connections

A Baroque Turd
Jul 10, 2015
fake tits are bullshit because as a man theres no equivalent fake thing i can get to fix my toilet self esteem

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

Bina posted:

My tits are pretty nice. Even if they have some stretch marks.

Dear gentlegoon sir,... men are not supposed to have huge tits. Sorry.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

A Baroque Turd posted:

fake tits are bullshit because as a man theres no equivalent fake thing i can get to fix my toilet self esteem

nutsack full of that oil that fake bodybuilders inject to make it look like they have giant muscles?

Thotol
Jul 10, 2015
The day people will understand that most of the boobs out there don't look at the ceiling but look down, and stop thinking that porn isn't real life, well... It would be a big step forward.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Hexel posted:

Nothin better than some giant fake cans.

:golfclap:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




http://i.imgur.com/EiWgFLn.jpg:nws:

titties are good.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA

Thotol posted:

The day people will understand that most of the boobs out there don't look at the ceiling but look down, and stop thinking that porn isn't real life, well... It would be a big step forward.

Easier for everyone to just get some fake tits already.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



of course a goon links the one with terrible loving tats and purple hair.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

psyopmonkey2 posted:

Dont get a nose job.

I know a girl that got a nose job. You wouldn't know unless she told you and it looks good.

It's like cgi, if you can't tell then they did a good job.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Groovelord Neato posted:

of course a goon links the one with terrible loving tats and purple hair.

better than the probably underaged one in a restaraunt :aatrek:

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Apr 8, 2012

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nothing funnier than fake looking beautiful people with horrific looking kids

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

The quickest substitution in the history of the NBA
Get that nose job

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

idgaf what sort of body modifications strangers get op

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Papercut posted:

Get that nose job


huh didn't know she had a face.

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Papercut posted:

Get that nose job


Esther gets a nose job

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
"I did ask for this" -- Amanda Jensen

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I propose that from now on, all forums mods get bodmods.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

of course a goon links the one with terrible loving tats and purple hair.

um...yeah...like anyone with intellectual interests would go for some made-up vapid valley girl who fake tans and looks like she listens to rap music...get a clue...

Bivens
Jun 23, 2003

die mensch·maschine

Code Jockey posted:

nutsack full of that oil that fake bodybuilders inject to make it look like they have giant muscles?

don't sign your posts

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

all south koreans get plastic surgery, most girls get it for their 16th birthday lol

everybody looks the same, its so hosed up

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bivens posted:

don't sign your posts

kraftwerk is the poorly done boob job of the music industry

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

gonna need a name please

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

extra stout posted:

gonna need a name please

Leanne Crow.

Probably the only Crow I like.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

boom goes the dynamite ha ha

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

A Baroque Turd posted:

fake tits are bullshit because as a man theres no equivalent fake thing i can get to fix my toilet self esteem

Meowmixer
Jul 10, 2001

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

LOL
Yup that's about right, looks good doc.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5gbqAExh1I

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
breast implants are good

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

pretty sure she could kill you with one of those

the sweetest death

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
plastic surgery, is good

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Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

anchoress posted:

plastic surgery, is good


I'm scared :ohdear:

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