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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
strawberries, grapes, and a watermelon. which one should I eat?

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Eat the grapes. Stuff the watermelon up your rear end.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Also, the only three fruits for me are 3Olives.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
watermelons suck right now, throw it out

eat the berries, eat the grapes

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Eat some of each obviously.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

if you ate one of the fruits, how many fruits will you have left?

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

blainestereo posted:

if you ate one of the fruits, how many fruits will you have left?

4

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013


I'm afraid you misunderstood my question OP.

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
gas

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
gently caress watermelon, marry grapes, kill strawberries

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

eat the motherfucking eggs jesus

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

you chop the watermelon into cubes and make a fruit salad with all of them duh

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

holy gently caress do you need someone to tell you how to poop too?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i'm the op and i don't know how this drat poo poo works!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



sounds like u'll fit right in op

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Put them all in your $500 Vitamix blender, then funnel the liquid up your rear end.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
You are Jesus, nobody tells you what to do.

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013

Mad Monk posted:

You are Jesus, nobody tells you what to do.

yes they do, that's called prayer duh

holy poo poo this is a prayer thread

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Eat the flesh of the watermelon and then pickle the rind.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jesus Christ posted:

strawberries, grapes, and a watermelon. which one should I eat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AJFleIrQ1Y

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Also, the only three fruits for me are 3Olives.
i know hes fat but thats still only one fruit

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

blainestereo posted:

yes they do, that's called prayer duh

holy poo poo this is a prayer thread

you should only pray to give thanks. Thanks for the thread Jesus, amen.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



teh op is a fruit but i dont see the other 2 anywhere

Savage For The Winjun
Jun 27, 2008


op you should make a dumb cocktail with ur fruits, and probably just eat the grapes

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe
watermelons aren't fruit, my good sir

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

freemason9 posted:

watermelons aren't fruit, my good sir

Whaaaaaaaaaaat

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

freemason9 posted:

watermelons aren't fruit, my good sir

mods

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Technically they're a kind of berry.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
No they are not, they are part of the squash family along with cukes and zucchinis.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Ooh actually according to wikipenis berries are fruit, my bad cartoon sex drawer guy

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Cut em all up with jicama and cactus, mix with apple cider vinegar, orange juice, and pepper and eat eat eat.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

notZaar posted:

Ooh actually according to wikipenis berries are fruit, my bad cartoon sex drawer guy

Trust me I know what I'm talking about when it comes to melons.

HATECUBE
Mar 2, 2007

all friuts are vegatables




close thread

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe
in truth, watermelons are inverted strawberries. they both retain the viney growth habit and prehensory blooms. watermelons retain more water because they evolved in a monsoon climate endemic to island chains in the Baltic Sea

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Kind of like how psyops vagina is an inverted penis

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jesus Christ posted:

strawberries, grapes, and a watermelon. which one should I eat?

eat the eggs lord

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
make yourself a hat and look like an idiot.

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FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm willing to bet op doesn't need accessories to pull off that look.

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