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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe theyll find that its full of dried up crusty seamen? :smug:

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

dogcrash truther posted:

why did you think this was a good thing to post

Lol

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Parallax Scroll posted:

well its russian so i guess there would be a series of smaller ones

Very good.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
I feel bad for those poor fellas who had to spend their final moments beneath the ocean in a failing submarine knowing that their death was imminent and that there was nothing to be done about it to help them :smith:

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


ROFLburger posted:

I feel bad for those poor fellas who had to spend their final moments beneath the ocean in a failing submarine knowing that their death was imminent and that there was nothing to be done about it to help them :smith:

such is life

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

ROFLburger posted:

I feel bad for those poor fellas who had to spend their final moments beneath the ocean in a failing submarine knowing that their death was imminent and that there was nothing to be done about it to help them :smith:

Yeah, well, that's the way the cookie crumbles

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
if i were them, I would do all the krokodil that I'd been smugglking, because why not

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

maybe theyll find that its full of dried up crusty seamen? :smug:

Lmao *DINGDINGDINGDINGDING*

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

like an old fleshlight you find under ur bed



LMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO *tears off shirt, jumps out of window*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
dad gay so what for mod

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mange Mite posted:

dad gay so what for mod

th emod GBS deserves

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
also this thread got me thinking what do you think would go inside a russian sub sandwich

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

also this thread got me thinking what do you think would go inside a russian sub sandwich

a series of smaller sandwiches!! each smaller than the last! :smug:

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

dad gay. so what posted:

a series of smaller sandwiches!! each smaller than the last! :smug:
:holkyfuck:

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Wonder how long it's been down there. Would hate to be the guy that's gotta crack it open.

Well, in the 1980s there were a shitload of carpet bombing going on off the coast, so it's not impossible it's been around since then, or even much earlier than that for that matter… will be interesting to see how this plays out!

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Mange Mite posted:

also this thread got me thinking what do you think would go inside a russian sub sandwich

kotlety, pickled red cabbage

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
Imagine dying for the motherland because you want to keep secrets from Sweden.

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

natetimm posted:

Imagine dying for the motherland because you want to keep secrets from Sweden.

Yeah we really really wouldnt have been able to do poo poo about it. Atleast I wouldn't, I dont even know how to use a gun to shoot myself in the head when russia invades

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm goona five guys some nancy chicken "smooty" :smug:

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo

natetimm posted:

Imagine dying for the motherland because you want to keep secrets from Sweden.

all of the western world more like

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Yeah we really really wouldnt have been able to do poo poo about it. Atleast I wouldn't, I dont even know how to use a gun to shoot myself in the head when russia invades

I'm so effeminate I can barely even stand up, much less ball my hands into fists

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

a series of smaller sandwiches!! each smaller than the last! :smug:

too much bread

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I'm so effeminate I can barely even stand up, much less ball my hands into fists

loil!

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

I'm so swedish I can barely even stand up, much less ball my hands into fists

Ftfy

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
all sorts of rumours now that it's a much older sub. guess we'll have to wait until it comes up.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

thehustler posted:

all sorts of rumours now that it's a much older sub. guess we'll have to wait until it comes up.

i hope its full of semen!!! :smug:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i hope the find a nuclear bomb in it and Sweden become a nuclear power

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

thehustler posted:

all sorts of rumours now that it's a much older sub. guess we'll have to wait until it comes up.

thats because it was, in fact, a much much newer sub, but it will be replaced with some lovely old captured WW2 piece of poo poo sitting in some warehouse somewhere while the US confiscates the new one to extract its precious secrets while russia is "unaware"

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Andrei. You've lost *another* submarine? lol :smug:

naem
May 29, 2011

Chicken Nancy? Heh smooty "suck" it :smug:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

thats because it was, in fact, a much much newer sub, but it will be replaced with some lovely old captured WW2 piece of poo poo sitting in some warehouse somewhere while the US confiscates the new one to extract its precious secrets while russia is "unaware"

tbh the glomar explorer was pretty drat awesome, we should do that again.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
i'm pretty sure they'll have abandoned ship before they scuttled it

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Is it a footlong?

Maybe they will find Jared's child porn in it

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

I'm more amazed you're still here thehustler - I thought you committed suicide after the last shuttle came back.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
looks like they released a diagram of the sub

http://imgur.com/80NmQ4z

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

dad gay. so what posted:

looks like they released a diagram of the sub

http://imgur.com/80NmQ4z

Interesting wonder if the middle sub also has a sub in it. What a world we live in

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

its aliens

alien sub

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Bonus gbs safe thread.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rutibex posted:

they haven't opened it yet, maybe the crew is still alive :shobon:

my money is the deed to draculas castle

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Phoon posted:

its aliens

alien sub

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