Hard Knocks Houston: Get some popcorn. Maybe some Jujubes. A slushie?

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warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Arian

Also, I'm sick of the word "craft'

Hilary lookin' goooooood

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:10

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:29

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Christian Covington...a goon?

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:12

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

He owns and will own

He's a dude i was coveting as a late round pick for some D-line depth but I think I remember him going earlier than I thought he would

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:15

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

He went in the 6th when did you think he would go?

Haha, nope, that was it. Must have been someone else. Hope he turns into a good player, though.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:17

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

oh lord

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:18

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

"oh, gently caress" to "alright"

Watching bob process that was pretty cool

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:25

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

e2: JJ have a better sense of humor about it that Macho impression was great

Looks like he jokingly had a "you talking to me?" stance about it

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:26

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

gently caress I just remembered that the Texans drafted Strong, how's he looking so far?

Brian Cushing might be awesome

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:30

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

your QBs

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 03:38

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Cruel and Unusual posted:

That was a good episode. I like the Texans.

Yeah, lot of likable dudes on the texans. Looks like it's going to be a much better season than last year.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 04:21

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

mcmagic posted:

Those ballboys who have to help Watt practice catching the ball and run around the field for no reason at 10PM must HATE him. How about going home and watching TV...

I know you were probably too busy getting your faced flushed in a toilet to realize how cool that is but at that age I'd kill my famil to be able to switch spots with them. I do not get the hate TFF has for Watt.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 20:37

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

mcmagic posted:

I don't buy that. (Nor do I hate Watt, I think think he's a little much..) If you're working all day you want to go home and being around NFL players every day isn't really that big of a deal when you do it every day for your job. It might be fun the first time but after a few years you'd want to go home.

Again, I understand your 'tisms won't let you look at this through the eyes of a typical teen.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 21:05

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

Probably because he's such a square sometimes

Going back to that "Would you like (various concession items)" thing that people love him for, it sounds like a corny rear end forced line by someone who knows he'd wearing a mic

Seems like an oddly specific thing to go after someone over. Also, that selfie he took after sacking metzenberger was hilarious, in context. I can't even muster a response to your second one.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2015 21:30

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

That's a pretty bad analogy. ily.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 06:25

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Spoeank posted:

It's actually a pretty sweet analogy because much like Kanye you have to separate all the weirdness from J.J. to truly appreciate his art.

Kanye is a waaaaaaaaaaay over the top obnoxious dickbag, though. Watt seems to be hated for being really good and being pushed as a face of the NFL. Who gives a poo poo, it's better than Clay Matthews.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 06:29

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

Kanye is supremely talented just like JJ

I wasn't debating his talent.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 06:45

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

It's more his general hypocrisy and lying than anything.

And it's less upset and more "what a tool".

lol

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 19:49

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Pretty much this.

You need to focus on your post quality a bit more, perhaps a trip to a deserted Cabin with no frills will set you right.

Edit lol I just realized you're on quite the jj watt crusade this thread.

You know, it would be cool if someone could actually give an example other than "dude's a toolbag hur dur". Taking the selfie over mettenberger's inert corpse doesn't count cuz that was cool as gently caress.

Intruder posted:

Well rightly so, JJ is cool and good unlike the dickbag dirty player who isn't as good yet your team just paid more money for

THUNDERDOME

e: I still can't decide if I think he's awesome but his personality sucks or if his personality sucking is what drove him to be awesome Or maybe he's a good dude and he's just intense when it comes to football or he just likes putting on a show for the cameras or I don't know man

You should probably stop crusading.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 22:03

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Ive seriously said it. Hes a liar and a hypocrite. He lied about that cabin in the woods thing, which, who really cares what you do when training? You deserve some egg like $50,000 chamber, dude. Have at it.

Then there was him having selfies but that was kinda lame. It's just his attitude kinda described in the Texans articles about Watt. It's likely irrational, just like the people disliking Tebow thing (for example)

I never thought the cabin thing was actually serious but I could see a rational human being getting really mad over it. You must really hate Suh, a guy who has actually intentionally tried to hurt other people, right?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 02:38

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Holy poo poo i forgot about the seven stops at the goalline, I hope this ep covers the game start to finish

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 03:02

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

"slapdick rookie"

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 03:13

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Dont take this so seriously man

I haven't been, hope i didn't give that impression, I'm just being :derp:

# ¿ Aug 19, 2015 03:47

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Every member except Watt.

No, especially Watt and Cushing.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2015 01:49

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Mughe posted:

This was a pretty good season.

I liked how all the rookies that were featured got cut but all ended up on teams anyway. Cool and good season.

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 22:36

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Intruder posted:

Labhart

Labhart's winning already though- part of A&M's insane year, super cool chill wife and a career probably coaching ahead of him.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 06:27

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:29

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Chichevache posted:

She's stepping out on him with his best friend though.

Yeah, no, I get it, the only way a white woman can be friends with a black dude is if he's cucking her hubby, good point.

# ¿ Sep 10, 2015 19:30

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