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Abdul Alhazred posted:actually its called "jackpot" No a jackpot is the one stall in every mens bathroom thats designated for jackin only. A girl with huge tits and a dick is called a tuesday night.
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More like a NAY cup
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Aug 7, 2015 07:36
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booby swindled again , goondolences
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Aug 7, 2015 07:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y this will fix your thread
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Aug 7, 2015 07:39
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dad gay. so what posted:mr. sausage man
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Aug 7, 2015 07:43
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dad gay. so what posted:mr. sausage man
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Zippy the Bummer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il9nqWw9W3Y this is a good click imo but the titty displayed here is dangerously close to being too small however, there isn't a lot of titty swindling going on and i appreciate the honesty
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Aug 7, 2015 07:44
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just own up to your titty size if you want to get with the gorilla man, LADIES
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Business Gorillas posted:this is a good click imo but the titty displayed here is dangerously close to being too small nevermind i was wrong Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Aug 7, 2015 |
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Aug 7, 2015 07:48
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36dd minimum
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Aug 7, 2015 07:49
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for all of you goonettes looking for a disappointing night and premature ejaculation, don't even bother pming me unless your rear end:boob ratio is under 4:1 or 1:4
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Aug 7, 2015 07:49
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that's what happens when you pay a teenage girl $100 on craigslist, it's not always "awesome"
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Aug 7, 2015 08:03
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Clearly op is gay. Does not understand proper tit to rear end ratios.
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Aug 7, 2015 08:40
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Orkin Mang posted:my 'gently caress budy' has the great rear end of a jennifer lopez but the torso of a daniel radcliffe and the facial paralysis of a daniel radcliffe Pretty weird way to talk about your hand.
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Aug 7, 2015 18:14
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I feel like women wearing padding or push-up bras is really disingenuous cuz if a guy took off his pants and a roll of socks fell out that poo poo would be in the headlines. Most of my many many girlfriends have had large breasts so I might be biased.
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Aug 7, 2015 19:36
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Read thread title as Tilda Swinton Still on topic.
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Aug 7, 2015 19:38
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the only thing worse than a fat girl, is a fat girl with no titays gently caress fat girls (not literally LMAO)
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oldpainless posted:I feel like women wearing padding or push-up bras is really disingenuous cuz if a guy took off his pants and a roll of socks fell out that poo poo would be in the headlines. Yeah, but I don't think women care that much (unless it's minuscule) You were vain and went for the boobs instead of personality, now it's only fair that you get a bit of bile instead of nectar ahahahahahahah
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Aug 7, 2015 19:40
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I once hosed a girl with A cup tits and she was crazy skinny as well... B+, it was shortly after that fling I realized I was an rear end man  Edit: poo poo wait, I put too much effort into this! I meant, "im gay"
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dad gay. so what posted:what the gently caress are you talkin about "first time"? you got some kinda roblm? holy fikken sjit. go eat a dik. burn your housevdown. no u
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Captain Yossarian posted:I once hosed a girl with A cup tits and she was crazy skinny as well... B+, it was shortly after that fling I realized I was an rear end man too long, didn't Captain Yossarian posted:
oh, very good sir, as you were
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Aug 7, 2015 21:47
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you got bamboobled op
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Aug 7, 2015 21:56
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titty is for babby. did she have an rear end and was she good at fukCaptain Yossarian posted:I once hosed a girl with A cup tits and she was crazy skinny as well... B+, it was shortly after that fling I realized I was an rear end man butts are good
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Aug 7, 2015 21:57
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Nuclearmonkee posted:titty is for babby. did she have an rear end and was she good at fuk boobs are just front butt. don't discriminate.
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Aug 7, 2015 21:58
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I used to have this problem op, then I started bringing my thermal image camera with me to bars.
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Aug 7, 2015 22:50
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yeah if youre in the itty bitty titty comittee just be proud dont try and falsify poo poo thats weird lots of guys like small titted girls
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Aug 7, 2015 22:55
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maybe stop hanging out at the middle school OP
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I was thinking this girl had padding and that she really wasn't a b cup but the a that I really wanted but nope, was a b I feel you, op
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Aug 7, 2015 23:05
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Had a girlfriend like that once. Cons No titty Not pretty Kind of stupid Pros She was always handy for a kleenex.
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Aug 7, 2015 23:31
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I met a girl on OKC who not only had small titty but weird titty that was padded to look less tiny and her head was shaped weird but she wore glasses so I didn't realize it until she took them off and whenever a girl has a weird shaped head but I don't realize it until a bang is imminent I tell them I have a glasses kink so they leave them on and it evens out their face more and I don't go limp during, until I can leave quietly at 4 am
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Aug 7, 2015 23:42
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I too have been titty swindled. Small boobs are good, just be honest about what you were born with ladies.
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I was on a dating website with a chick and we were flirting and the size of her tits came up and she said she was like a 36DD. A few nights later we are fooling around and off comes the bra and they're pretty big but the sticker on the bra says 34DD. Needless to say I shut her down then and there and we are now embroiled in a bitter dispute in small claims court over it. The lesson here is: always be grateful if a chick lets you touch her boobies. However, the bigger they are, the more grateful you should be.
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Aug 7, 2015 23:53
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i onlywas born w one??
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oldpainless posted:I was on a dating website with a chick and we were flirting and the size of her tits came up and she said she was like a 36DD. A few nights later we are fooling around and off comes the bra and they're pretty big but the sticker on the bra says 34DD. Needless to say I shut her down then and there and we are now embroiled in a bitter dispute in small claims court over it. what about if one is bigger than the other one, but only slightly
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Otacon posted:what about if one is bigger than the other one, but only slightly I believe this is actually pretty common and I've never had a problem.
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Small titty ladies are the best at the strip club because they have to work harder for it. Thanks dad I guess that piece of advice is my birthday present again this year.
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oldpainless posted:The lesson here is: always be grateful if a chick lets you touch her boobies. However, the bigger they are, the more grateful you should be.
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Otacon posted:what about if one is bigger than the other one, but only slightly Never acknowledge it. She'll get self-conscious, and you won't be able to stop thinking about it. Learn from my mistakes.
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So if I've touched a titty in the last week but it was my own titty, which way do I vote?!
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Nuclearmonkee posted:titty is for babby. did she have an rear end and was she good at fuk she had a great rear end but didn't entertain foreplay at all 6/10 sexing, probably 8/10 if she touched my dangus without being directed to
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