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Frackie Robinson posted:If your "suicide attempt" doesn't at least leave you irreparably maimed/crippled, then it shouldn't even count as an attempt, you clearly didn't want it. Ya, and he tried killing his roommates with the same fire. That's an attempt double homicide, suicide. Those rarely fail, but I guess when you roll the dice of "metal deaths" you sometimes lose the assurance that gun suicides have continued to provide. He's a top 10 GBS goon now, maybe he'll weigh in on this.
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Jose Oquendo posted:How do trannies figure into this? Embarrassingly
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Jose Oquendo posted:How do trannies figure into this? mtf trannies kill themselves all the time, because they are men. if they really had female brains, they'd gently caress it up somehow and not die
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Blistex posted:My great, great uncle decided to kill himself, so he stood on a stool, put a rope around his neck, and shot himself in the head. His suicide note said, "I hung the bugger that shot me!" this owns
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Never fear. At least Australian women are upping their game link
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Heartlines posted:Women are socialized from a young age to always be polite and defer to other people. Blowing your brains out all over the living room floor would leave a big mess for your family to clean up. That's why they use pills and poison. You say this but one of my dad's childhood friends actually shot himself in the family basement and said in his suicide note that he did it down there so he wouldn't leave a mess for them to clean up on the carpets. So, you know, men care about homecare too.
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ROFLburger posted:https://www.ted.com/talks/kevin_briggs_the_bridge_between_suicide_and_life?language=en the reason they regret it is because they neglected to recommend their friends/family to take a gender studies course
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Naerasa posted:You say this but one of my dad's childhood friends actually shot himself in the family basement and said in his suicide note that he did it down there so he wouldn't leave a mess for them to clean up on the carpets. lloyd kaufmann of troma infamy wrote a book and it had a little passage about how this is a fun and easy way to prank your family using karo syrup, toilet paper, food coloring and a firearm. and man oh man, it was!
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Women are more likely to commit suicide by attempting to overdose on stupid poo poo like paracetamol. if you're going to do something so stupid you should at least include some hydrocodone so you can have fun on your way out
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Jimbo Jaggins posted:Women are more likely to commit suicide by attempting to overdose on stupid poo poo like paracetamol. Paracetamol overdose is actually a really effective way to kill yourself because it destroys your liver. It won't kill you outright though, and it's an absolutely hideous and horrible way to die over a period of days as your body systems slowly shut down and stop functioning, leaving you lots of time to contemplate your decision while dying in terrible agony. Seriously awful way to go; don't do it. I really cannot express what a horrible way to die it is. It's loving brutal to have someone wake up in the hospital after a paracetamol overdose regretting their decision, only to be told there's nothing that can be done except try to make them as comfortable as possible while they slowly and ever so painfully die. Most people don't know poo poo about pills so just take handfuls of whatever, and our bodies are also fairly good at getting rid of toxins like that. Paracetamol will wreck you though. Enfys fucked around with this message at 16:30 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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Enfys posted:Paracetamol overdose is actually a really effective way to kill yourself because it destroys your liver. It won't kill you outright though, and it's an absolutely hideous and horrible way to die over a period of days as your body systems slowly shut down and stop functioning, leaving you lots of time to contemplate your decision while dying in terrible agony. No poo poo nigga thats why it's 'attempting' and stupid.
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anchoress posted:i'm a feminist and i believe with effort and education we can end the suicide gap between men and women. Thank you. It frustrates me so much when people think a woman can't be good at something just because she is not a man. Many women can suicide just as well as a man can. toggle posted:banana and milk go together like milk and cereal. combine all 3 and you have a nice filling breakfast. just enough to get the bowels going in the morning. very nice. thanks I dunno, dude. Bananas and milk both make me fart. Combining them might be a dangerous combination. Bored fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Aug 17, 2015 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:I hate it when you share something with your partner and she says " you take the bigger piece" and you say "no you take the bigger piece" and it goes on like this for some time until you take the smaller piece and she's so upset she sticks a fork in her neck but misses the carotid artery what a pussy If shes tells me to take the bigger piece I do.
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