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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Seems like Mitrovic is the Serbian Andy Carroll

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Monday Bandele posted:

Seems like Mitrovic is the Serbian Andy Carroll

No, he was poo poo against Swansea.

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

gently caress this is poo poo

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Ugh I hate short corners. Get the fucker in the box!

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

Steves Asleep posted:

Ugh I hate short corners

We finally have someone who can score a header but instead we're somehow immediately defending after winning a corner

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

sassassin posted:

No, he was poo poo against Swansea.

he's not had a whole game yet, and everyone was poo poo against swansea so

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!
OH PEREZ

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

gently caress this blind ref

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I think Newcastle are winning this on points

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
mitro looking really strong on the ball unlike cisse.

i'm a fan

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
Mitrovic bossing has-been Rooney, great stuff

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Why is Rooney playing in his own half of he's the lone striker?

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Haha awesome tackle

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





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Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

kcer posted:

Mitrovic bossing has-been Rooney, great stuff

He's Mitro's bitch

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Rooney has been gash and Depay is not very good and has a terrible attitude (he turned around to argue with the ref completely ignoring the attack going on behind him which he could have got on the end of).

United will still win 1-0.

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
our movement is breaking down with obertan and (to a lesser extent) colback giving away possession and taking too long on the ball

Better than last season thouhgh

colback is poo poo on corners

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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a scintillating half of football

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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I don't think I've ever heard anything other than halves of football described as scintillating

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
perez is really good

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Blue Star Error posted:

I don't think I've ever heard anything other than halves of football described as scintillating

Over here the announcers only called it decent.

Ape Gone Insane
Dec 10, 2010

I've liked januzaj this game, meanwhile depay has seemed to have inherited some of his characteristics with poor crosses and holding up the ball too long

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.

Jose posted:

perez is really good

Yeah he's much more effective playing where he is today

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Rooney's looked shite again, like Ape Gone Insane says Memphis is holding on to the ball too long and generally while United have all the ball they seem to have no plan as for what to do with it. Darmian's looked decent.

Hoping for subs before the second half.

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Andy Cole reckons the lino should have flagged because Mitrovic's toes were offside

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
a darmian red card would be cool and good

Steves Asleep
Jun 5, 2005

Jose posted:

a darmian red card would be cool and good

A red card giving away a penalty imo

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Spoiler alert: Rooney's close offside was United's one goal for the match.

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!
I want Depay to fall over a lot

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Hahahahah great cross that

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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schweini gonna cry

4 inch cut no femmes
May 31, 2011
Depay is looking hilariously one-note

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!
united are utterly toothless

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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flyingkiwi posted:

united are utterly toothless

well they do train with fellaini every day lol

Rakosi
May 5, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER


From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)
if utd can't score against this defence then they should give up on football forever

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007
Haha looked more like Memphis jumped into Obertan than anything else. Ref's still gonna give a freekick every time but a yellow?

flyingkiwi
Jun 1, 2012

Wowzers!
Obertan is bad, like real bad, he has no business being in the premier league. he is poo poo at football

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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flyingkiwi posted:

Obertan is bad, like real bad, he has no business being in the premier league. he is poo poo at football

this but about Memphis

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

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flyingkiwi posted:

Obertan is bad, like real bad, he has no business being in the premier league. he is poo poo at football

if you squint, you can see five years into depays future

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Nov 4, 2007





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