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Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014
It was an accident. I was taking a nap and had a dream that I was pissing. I woke up mid-dream-stream to the horrifying discovery that I was actually mid-stream while lying on my couch. Plus I drank a lotlastnight and it stinks. I need to borrow a steam cleaner.

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Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I just peed on my couch out of solidarity for the opee

Urine brothers for life!

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Parallax Scroll posted:

op i'll pee on your couch too, then if anyone asks about the pee you can say it was me

Screw those dudes on the train in France, you're a true hero!

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

The Rage posted:

pics you fuckshit, show us your pissssssssssssssssssssss

But I already cleaned it up.

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

Aesop Poprock posted:

I drank a lot and did painkillers and muscle relaxers and then some xanax and I peed my bed and my phone. It was a good thing thoufh cause I needed a new phone already so peeing it was a good excuse

I like your positive attitude.

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