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Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/01/us/murder-rates-rising-sharply-in-many-us-cities.html

Sorry US Goons :(

Please post your best murder stories in this thread

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Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


i slayed your mom last night op

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
yeah ill get murdered when they find all the bodies i dropped

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It'll be good to get this out of the way.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
But I thought crime was going down in America :saddowns:

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
sounds like we need more guns

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Lol, I bet this dog hangs out with the fag enabler dig.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Wicker Man posted:

But I thought crime was going down in America :saddowns:

it was until this year

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
KILL ME DO IT NOW WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR DO IT

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
kill whitey imo

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


maybe if you weren't so loving stupid this could have been prevented

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Saalkin posted:

maybe if you weren't so loving stupid this could have been prevented

Abe Lincoln freed the slaves 150 years ago.

I guess hindsight wasn't his strong point.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I love that the article is all 'I WONDER WHY' and meanwhile poverty and disparity in wealth continues to rise and all our good jobs continue to get outsourced and people continue to grind two jobs just to survive.

it's almost like when poverty rises, crime also rises


the top cities also happen to be has been rust belt cities with the exception of dallas and NYC

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

quote:

The results have often been devastating. Tamiko Holmes, a mother of five, has lost two of her nearly grown children in apparently unrelated shootings in the last eight months. In January, a daughter, 20, was shot to death during a robbery at a birthday party at a Days Inn. Six months later, the authorities called again: Her only son, 19, had been shot in the head in a car — a killing for which the police are still searching for a motive and a suspect.

:stonk:

Serious question here, but how do you continue on living when two of your children are murdered in two completely unrelated murders? I am assuming you just live a life of agony until you die of old age/suicide?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

Among some experts and rank-and-file officers, the notion that less aggressive policing has emboldened criminals — known as the “Ferguson effect” in some circles — is a popular theory for the uptick in violence.

Less debated is the sense among police officials that more young people are settling their disputes, including one started on Facebook, with guns.

loving retards

"everyone's broke and college doesn't mean poo poo anymore and no one has any money it must be FACEBOOK DISPUTES causing crime!"

quote:

“Everybody’s struggling out here, trying to stay afloat, with no jobs, no opportunities,” said Bethann Maclin, whose 13-year-old daughter stays mostly inside these days.

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Sep 1, 2015

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
Obama's America :obama:

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Just about every country with a Muslim overlord is a crime-ridden shithole though not just US of A.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
millennials :rolleyes:

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
i wonder what all those places have in common

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
time travel sickness, thats what

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

quote:

was shot to death during a robbery at a birthday party at a Days Inn.

There's no way this wasn't a really gross gangbang gone horribly wrong

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:

i wonder what all those places have in common


old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I'm just really sad all these murders weren't phone video'd and posted to youtube.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Melmac posted:

:stonk:

Serious question here, but how do you continue on living when two of your children are murdered in two completely unrelated murders? I am assuming you just live a life of agony until you die of old age/suicide?

gee i dunno boss maybe the other three kids are a good reason???

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
tbh sometimes when i'm walking to the liquor store at night i think to myself "man, there's a moderate probability that I could be mugged/murdered right now. oh well" and then I go home and pound booze til i can't feel anymore. hell yeah life rocks. :slick:

Bamford Brownstone
Jul 21, 2010
That reminds me, I need to get more beer so I can continue to slowly murder myself with alcoholism.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I am not black so I think I am probably ok. :(

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Demonachizer posted:

I am not black so I think I am probably ok. :(

kill whitey

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
The solution is to buy more guns! At least you can die fighting and then go to Valhalla

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I made a little sad face after my statement as a way of showing how sad I am for the plight of black people in this country. I hope that it was meaningful and can spark a change in the unfair violence that occurs in the black community every day. I try to do my part to help.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Bokito posted:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/01/us/murder-rates-rising-sharply-in-many-us-cities.html

Sorry US Goons :(

Please post your best murder stories in this thread

i lived in the burbs of Milwaukee its sad to see a 50% increase :smith:

I'll have to make it 100%
:commissar:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Murder is just another form of entertainment.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
murder runs the globe

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I'm the one doing the murdering

loving murder fools on the dancefloor :slick: :tutbutt: :slick:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

proof of concept posted:

I'm the one doing the murdering

loving murder fools on the dancefloor :slick: :tutbutt: :slick:

drat, gonna have to start calling you John Wick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-HSoOFdJ3s

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I feel bad for the poor blacks. The easy to get guns don't seem to affect the whites, but they devastate the blacks. We really need to legalize all drugs.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
its like i tell all my buddies at the gym: i got the body of an 18 year old

...UNDER MY FLOORBOARDS!!!!! :twisted:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Moridin920 posted:

loving retards

"everyone's broke and college doesn't mean poo poo anymore and no one has any money it must be FACEBOOK DISPUTES causing crime!"

Have some less aggressive policing from today.
http://www.ksat.com/news/ksatcom-exclusive-unedited-video-of-fatal-deputy-involved-shooting

:59, looks to be Hispanic on white murder tho

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gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

Welcome to America, duck motherfucker!

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