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I recently bought a pair of bluetooth headphones and I figured I'd actually look at the safety information and warnings first. That link should include the PDF download for the manual but I'll but it here just because.code:
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And what's this poo poo about a loving cart? Who the gently caress puts their wireless headphones on a cart/apparatus combination just to move the goddamn headphones? code:
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There's gotta be better ones than this out there. I mean, it's written in perfectly understandable english, but has nothing to do with the product I bought.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:04 |
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# ? May 8, 2024 07:13 |
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Stay safe Rashaverak
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:22 |
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I'm left handed. Everything is out to kill or maim me.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:35 |
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Corner of my new furniture hurts and the edges are exactly at balls height
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:38 |
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Mad Monk posted:Stay safe Rashaverak
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:38 |
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Sometimes my phone gets uncomfortably hot, and I just think, "Good
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:38 |
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recently bought a pair of boxer briefs and they caught on fire when i had a really hot fart.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:52 |
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do not rectally partake of cactus
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 15:56 |
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Make no mistake, they don't give a poo poo about your well being with those warnings, it's just they're quite cognizant that they market their products to a society of litigious nutcases and are preparing accordingly.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:06 |
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deadly_pudding posted:Sometimes my phone gets uncomfortably hot, and I just think, "Good until it explodes in your pocket and takes out your balls or vulva i used to sell cellphones and one brand kept exploding and injuring people and we kept selling them anyway
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:14 |
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A misanthrope posted:i used to sell cellphones and one brand kept exploding and injuring people and we kept selling them anyway lmao
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 16:19 |
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A misanthrope posted:until it explodes in your pocket and takes out your balls or vulva but i need my balls or vulva!
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:36 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm left handed. Everything is out to kill or maim me. Just learn to be right handed
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:37 |
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Chinaman7000 posted:Corner of my new furniture hurts and the edges are exactly at balls height buy a bunch of tennis balls and cut a slit on them then put them over any corners or other pointy spots
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:38 |
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Mad Monk posted:Stay safe Rashaverak
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:39 |
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anytime i drink anything artificially colored blue or purple i get green poops.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:41 |
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quakster posted:do not rectally partake of cactus QFT
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:57 |
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Matey posted:anytime i drink anything artificially colored blue or purple i get green poops. one time it was like a week after St Pattys and the bar I go to was trying to kill off the last of their kegs of green beer so it was like $2 pints and a drank a bunch and hte next morning my poop was like bright green and I got all freaked out but then I remembered I drank a bunch of green beer so that is probably why
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 21:59 |
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unfortunately it was not why - you had an unrelated intestinal algae infestation and fell into a coma just a few days later
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:01 |
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they all say that. literally everything. ive read them too for lols, since you can plug your usb cable into virtually any usb power brick thats where the power warnings come.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 22:02 |
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Nooner posted:one time it was like a week after St Pattys and the bar I go to was trying to kill off the last of their kegs of green beer so it was like $2 pints and a drank a bunch and hte next morning my poop was like bright green and I got all freaked out but then I remembered I drank a bunch of green beer so that is probably why poop of the irish
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:09 |
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Mozi posted:unfortunately it was not why - you had an unrelated intestinal algae infestation and fell into a coma just a few days later does that mean .... are the forums heaven?
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:09 |
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Unexpected poo poo in your post, OP. Wait, I mean expected.
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:10 |
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dont funnel listerine into ur butthole!!
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# ? Sep 3, 2015 23:12 |
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jarvis cocker posted:dont funnel listerine into ur butthole!! you're not the boss of me
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:55 |
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did you transcribe all of that manually
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 03:56 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:06 |
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Matey posted:anytime i drink anything artificially colored blue or purple i get green poops. back when mt dew had that awesome midnight black version, i drank the gently caress out of it just so my poops would be neon green.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:14 |
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Every time I eat beets I forget and then think I'm making GBS threads blood.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:22 |
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do not place boric acid into anus or other mucous membranes
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:23 |
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quote:Objects filled with liquids, such as vases, shall not be placed on the apparatus. this is good advice for headphones
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:30 |
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:did you transcribe all of that manually Don't effortpost shame me man, I can have my kinks.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:35 |
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:did you transcribe all of that manually
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:35 |
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when you have a tiny dick and ur pumpin away and panting and sweating and putting in all the effort you possibly can and you're still nowhere near satisfying your partner that's this thread
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:37 |
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Nefarious posted:when you have a tiny dick and ur pumpin away and panting and sweating and putting in all the effort you possibly can and you're still nowhere near satisfying your partner Can I get an instruction manual for my tiny d, because that's totally an expected hazard for me.
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:38 |
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Oh poo poo I found the instruction manual for my tiny d. http://www.spypoint.com/manuals/Manual_TINY-D.pdf
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:41 |
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:44 |
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Rashaverak posted:Oh poo poo I found the instruction manual for my tiny d. Its not called a tiny d any more it's a micro p
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# ? Sep 4, 2015 04:45 |
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SirEvelynTremble posted:Its not called a tiny d any more it's a micro p Oh poo poo I see what you mean. code:
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Is this a new scp thread?
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