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Smelly Bohemian posted:What kind of loving millionaire would be like 'I'll pay you $10 mil to take it up the butt, but you can't enjoy it!" What a poo poo monkey. me if I were a millionaire tbh
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Irony.or.Death posted:If you submit a resume after you have 10 million dollars something has gone very, very wrong  poo poo happens, yo.
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Of course I would. I don't give half a monkey's rear end if you're gay, straight, or a goddamn crooked line, who the gently caress wouldn't kill their grandmother for $10,000,000? Hell, boy, I'd let you watch. Another $1,000,000 I'll let you jerk off on me.
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brizna posted:please expand on this cuz I really don't get it. Realistically I don't think i'd say no but I can appreciate merit beyond homophobia. e: Furthermore imagine this was a person who grotesquely wronged you in someway and 10 million was chumpchange for them. ArbitraryC fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Sep 5, 2015 |
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Sep 5, 2015 08:13
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criscodisco posted:Since it's almost a unanimous "yes", then let's take it a step further. I may have to say no to hamsters in my rear end. Otherwise, yeah, sure why the gently caress not. It'll be a funny story I can tell everyone at the retirement home in 50 years.
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Sep 5, 2015 08:17
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only if the guy is loving hung, i'm not wasting my 10m buttfuck on no babby diks
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criscodisco posted:Since it's almost a unanimous "yes", then let's take it a step further. I would absolutely do this for 10 million dollars, because 10 goddamn million dollars. There's very little I wouldn't subject myself to for 10 mil sexually. Even in a worst case scenario, you're talking an hour or so of vile degradation in exchange for what amounts to the cheat code for life. But I want half upfront and the other half in escrow.
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Sep 5, 2015 08:53
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I'd rob the motherfucker who offered me ten million dollars
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Sep 5, 2015 09:01
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I'd do it for $10,000. You don't even want to know what I'd do for loving $10,000,000.
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Sep 5, 2015 09:10
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Gatekeeper posted:like half the turd comes out but you cant force out the rest so you relax for a sec to recover your strength and it slides back in, you gotta try to start pushin again before the whole thing goes back inside, this is a process that could take a half hour easily This happened to me a few days ago as a side effect of some kind of medicine I was prescribed. It sucked, but the feeling of that log finally cascading out and wrapping around the toilet bowl 1 and a half times made it all worth it. It was the width of my loving arm; poo poo was crazy.
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Sep 5, 2015 09:12
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Harald posted:Also, America deserved 9/11 
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Sep 5, 2015 09:17
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How deep in the closet would you have to be NOT to take this loving deal? It's ten million loving dollars for a free prostate massage. Ten million dollars and you don't even have to kill anyone. For ten million dollars I would gently caress the poo poo out of someone's cock with my rear end. Hard, fast, slow, lovingly, however you want it. It's just a dick. Get over it.
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Sep 5, 2015 09:18
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bloodysabbath posted:I would absolutely do this for 10 million dollars, because 10 goddamn million dollars. P much, if there's no diseases involved, it'd be open season on my rear end for 10 million loving united states dollars. 10 million assfucking dollars
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Sep 5, 2015 09:22
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10 mil. is too much. The real question is what your minimum price is.
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Sep 5, 2015 09:38
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ill pay you if it means physical contact with another human being
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Sep 5, 2015 09:43
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSRX4xVfv5o
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Sep 5, 2015 09:49
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I'd probably do it for as low as 100,000. That's a pretty good self sustaining investment. as long as we use lube.
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Sep 5, 2015 09:54
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enraged_camel posted:Assuming you aren't gay, and there is no risk someone will find out, would you do it? id do it live on tv for ten mil *no homo
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Sep 5, 2015 10:22
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For ten million I'd walk around carrying a TV with a video of it playing on loop.
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Sep 5, 2015 10:29
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i would do anything for the low price of $1,000 anything
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Sep 5, 2015 11:59
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Hobohemian posted:You seem pretty desperate to prove you're not gay, tbh.
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Sep 5, 2015 12:02
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ill email you some money if you can prove youre not gay i guess
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Sep 5, 2015 12:07
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If I were still single, absolutely. As is, I'd have to ask my wife for permission.
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Sep 5, 2015 12:25
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10k is my minimum. 100k is my minimum for the recently mentioned love-session.
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Sep 5, 2015 12:36
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c'mon OP pay up
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Sep 5, 2015 12:44
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why the hell not, op?
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Sep 5, 2015 12:44
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egon_beeblebrox posted:If I were still single, absolutely. As is, I'd have to ask my wife for permission. You know Demi Moore would have let Woody Harrelson take it up the butt from Robert Redford in that movie.
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Sep 5, 2015 12:51
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brylcreem posted:You know Demi Moore would have let Woody Harrelson take it up the butt from Robert Redford in that movie. id gently caress woody or at least spoon him really hard. hes a sexy dude
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Sep 5, 2015 12:59
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nah
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Sep 5, 2015 13:00
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egon_beeblebrox posted:If I were still single, absolutely. As is, I'd have to ask my wife for permission. Easier to ask forgiveness than permission Forgiveness paid for by 10 MILLION ASSFUCKING DOLLARS
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Sep 5, 2015 13:05
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can i have the money then cause im skint as heck
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Sep 5, 2015 13:07
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12 no votes out of 200 have literally never experienced a day of financial hardship in their lives
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Sep 5, 2015 13:15
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its way gayer to say no imo, youre probably not as secure in your sexuality as youd like to pretend
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Sep 5, 2015 13:19
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like it was my job hell, even if it was my job. Get up, shower, get dressed, take it up the rear end, go home, shower again. Bam, done by 10AM. "hard day at work, honey?" "yeah, it's a real grind."
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Sep 5, 2015 13:19
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would you eat a piece of poo for 10 million?
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Sep 5, 2015 13:21
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Yes I would do this for like $5000
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Sep 5, 2015 13:42
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10 year contract, 1 million per year, up to 200 sessions per year. Reasonable SLA to allow for vacations and the occasional infestation of butt ghosts. Notch is the client and he wears nothing but a fedora during the sessions and rambles on about game design. Do you take the job?
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Sep 5, 2015 13:43
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it's refreshing to see poors abandon all morality in this thread after reading that thread about how poors are morally superior to everyone else
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Sep 5, 2015 13:55
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Definitely, where do I sign up? I thought this was a philanthropic offer by yourself.
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Savings Coupon posted:12 no votes out of 200 have literally never experienced a day of financial hardship in their lives itd be pretty cool to have so much cash that you didnt have to get hosed
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