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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
it's even cooler to get laid in your butt so often you don't need cash

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

With 10 million, I could probably get a lot of the sex I like for a little of the sex the I don't.

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
I was asked by a chick I was dating whether I would rather give a blow job or take it up the rear end. I think the rear end, so you are not actively doing the gay, and maybe mentally disassociate yourself from prison rape/indecent proposal. But yeah I would totally drop my tightly whiteys for 10 mil. I would kill people for less than that.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
you ever think maybe the holocaust wouldnt have happened if someone hadnt asked hitler what he would do for a klondike bar

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Lichy posted:

it's refreshing to see poors abandon all morality in this thread after reading that thread about how poors are morally superior to everyone else

Taking a wing wang in your pooper ain't immoral bucko.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

10 year contract, 1 million per year, up to 200 sessions per year. Reasonable SLA to allow for vacations and the occasional infestation of butt ghosts. Notch is the client and he wears nothing but a fedora during the sessions and rambles on about game design. Do you take the job?

Is it tax free

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

it is of course not. do you think loving the world's gooniest billionaire is a charity? maybe if you were doing it for free but you are being paid generously.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
are you trying to recruit drug mules or something op?

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


gift tax

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

If you get gay married first.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
10 million to pork my turd factory seems like a pretty good deal tbh. Unfortunately prostitution is against the law so I could not do it

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
I have lots of money but I would definitely let someone gently caress my rear end for 10m. It would have to be after tests for stds and I would try to negotiate a condom.

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
Would but no queer poo poo like kissing or using condoms

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot

Harald posted:

i'd take it up the rear end for free

lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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im straight but identify as gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

fyodor posted:

im straight but identify as gay

this is appropriation please stop

not cool

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

would a gay guy gently caress a vagina for 10 million?

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Universe Master posted:

would a gay guy gently caress a vagina for 10 million?

Probably

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Universe Master posted:

would a gay guy gently caress a vagina for 10 million?

no way

maybe for ten billion

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Universe Master posted:

would a gay guy gently caress a vagina for 10 million?

one of my gay friends pity hosed a lady who was in a wheelchair so yes

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Robo Reagan posted:

one of my gay friends pity hosed a lady who was in a wheelchair so yes

It's gotta be hard to gently caress a woman in a wheelchair.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
yeah like he actually hosed her while she was in the wheelchair

since hes gay i assume he poked her clit a bit with his dick then got confused and began braiding her pubes

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gay ppl can be very flexible

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Follow up question: how much would you pay for a seat in the courtroom to watch the trial when the chosen goon doesn't get the $10M and has to sue the guy for it?

"Your honor, he promised me ten million dollars, I swear that's the only reason I let him cornhole me. I demand rear end reparations."

Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007
poo poo. You could bang my rear end and my girlfriend and then take a poo poo in my bed for 10m. And we would sleep soundly and lovingly on a giant stack of money agreeing we did the right thing.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
For 10 million, I'd let every goon in GBS have a turn.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Judge Tesla posted:

For 10 million, I'd let every goon in GBS have a turn.

is ten million really worth getting your neg hole pozzed

LemonAIDS
Aug 7, 2009

They are pretty great.

I could have been getting rich this whole time?!

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Thump! posted:

Taking a wing wang in your pooper ain't immoral bucko.

it isn't, but doing it for money and money only contrary to your sexuality may well be

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Even for 10 mill I wouldn't let a guy "tear my colon apart". But I'd take it like a man otherwise, with a condom, and be in good company with the gay-for-pay readers of this topic (i.e. almost all of you).

Now we need a sugar daddy to post here and make our dreams come true.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

If my wife does it

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001

Lichy posted:

it isn't, but doing it for money and money only contrary to your sexuality may well be
bullshit

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Lichy posted:

it isn't, but doing it for money and money only contrary to your sexuality may well be

Morality is about how you treat other people.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Lichy posted:

it isn't, but doing it for money and money only contrary to your sexuality may well be

That might be true if you're a mouth breathing idiot with a child's understanding of morality.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
but its in bitcoins

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

For $10 mil, I'd let a man fill my butthole with hot jizz while kissing the back of my neck and calling me sweet baby chocohole

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

OP I'm sorry that you have to pay 10 million for butt sex.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

evilpicard posted:

OP I'm sorry that you have to pay 10 million for butt sex.

I would take it up the rear end for $10 mil under all circumstances, except if it's the OP.

thewireguy
Jul 2, 2013
I would voluntarily take a foodie so I wouldn't remember.

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010
would you gently caress a pig to save the royal fam?

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