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Incomplete Fish posted:
I'm pretty sure yours reads like: Gianna Michaels Kill Bill volume I Sum 41 (after reboot)
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Sep 6, 2015 04:27
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FaradayCage posted:I'm pretty sure yours reads like: Now you listen here you little poo poo!!!! (this is the violence part LoL!)
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Sep 6, 2015 04:34
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"you have no right to a woman's body unless you are married to her" t 
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Pick posted:"you have no right to a woman's body unless you are married to her" sorry you can't handle the lord's word
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Sep 6, 2015 05:10
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Tell me what the the book thinks of my people
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Sep 6, 2015 05:23
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Windows 98 posted:Tell me what the the book thinks of my people This: 
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Sep 6, 2015 05:41
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AWarmBody posted:This: lol. They totally nailed me except I think the lifestyle owns. The epicurian quote is the perfect way to sum it up, too. Inverse Hinduism: worship existence. Revel in it. Allow it to complete you. What the hell else do you think it's here for?
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Sep 6, 2015 06:10
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gently caress think of all those GODDAMN KISSES I've wasted over the years...I've been such a rube...
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Sep 6, 2015 06:19
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Sex confirmed at 29:00
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Sep 6, 2015 06:23
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It's probably bad that the archaic use of "for" as a conjunction here bugs me more than what it's actually saying
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Sep 6, 2015 06:28
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Marriage can be great when you learn to tolerate your spouse's lovely hobbies like staying clean and shopping. 
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Sep 6, 2015 06:44
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I really love the threesome with Christ line. The person who wrote that probably doesn't even think Mormonism is 'real' Christianity either, even though apparently two guys and a girl with the guy in the middle is fine if he's the son of God.
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Sep 6, 2015 06:47
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lol it's psyopmonkey
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Sep 6, 2015 06:47
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Yall would probably get a thrill reading about bridegroom language/theology. Jesus is both your husband and your wife simultaneously, regardless of your gender. Or something. It's been a few years.
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Sep 6, 2015 06:50
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A
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Sep 6, 2015 06:53
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The highlighted bits, are they for the purpose of the thread or were you just that good of a student?
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Serrath posted:The highlighted bits, are they for the purpose of the thread or were you just that good of a student? When I was a teenager, I did everything I could to minimize my time with this book. I found the whole thing embarrassing. When I got my hands back on it after all these years, I highlighted a bunch for fast reference because I think it's funny now.
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Sep 6, 2015 07:08
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So if my relationship is a threesome with christ in the middle, is this like a weird gently caress-centipede or is there wiggle room for me and the J Man to spit roast the missus?
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Sep 6, 2015 07:24
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AWarmBody posted:Seven years after "graduating" from homeschooling, I decide to take a look back at the most horrific textbook I used during my homeschool years. It's a set of two books: a health textbook and its companion book, "Life Management Under God (second edition". Goofus and Gallant the Textbook!
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Sep 6, 2015 09:18
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The parting of your hair is EVERYTHING
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Sep 6, 2015 09:29
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lmao a lot of you could learn from these books
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Sep 6, 2015 09:32
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take an interest in lady things, like shopping and... i don't know, sometimes they got to talk about periods with other women, or baby things... who loving knows
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Sep 7, 2015 05:10
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pornography violence Rock music
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Sep 7, 2015 05:12
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Sep 7, 2015 05:15
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I like how the girls dating list is like "don't dress like a slut, or you will get raped" and the guy's list says "her body doesn't belong to you until you are married" jfc what is wrong with born agains all the ones i know are like this.
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Sep 7, 2015 05:36
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IBurnStuffAlot posted:I like how the girls dating list is like "don't dress like a slut, or you will get raped" and the guy's list says "her body doesn't belong to you until you are married" Biblical literalism which isn't unique to evangelicals but the enthusiasm and rigor with which they impose these things on themselves in new band blasphemous ways is unique to their culture
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Sep 7, 2015 05:49
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pornography someone put this on a t-shirt
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AWarmBody posted:
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Sep 7, 2015 07:58
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I think it's the story about Melissa, the lady who had everything but killed herself because she couldn't find a man.
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Sep 7, 2015 08:20
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hemophilia posted:Yall would probably get a thrill reading about bridegroom language/theology. Jesus is both your husband and your wife simultaneously, regardless of your gender. Or something. It's been a few years. I thought that was nuns? I thought they were the "brides of Christ" or whatever? Man this is so confusing.
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Sep 7, 2015 08:21
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Nash Regex posted:Also curious about the suicide thing cut off at the top?
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Sep 7, 2015 08:24
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Check out "For the Strength of Youth" and morality memes Mormonads! https://www.lds.org/youth/for-the-strength-of-youth?cid=YS-M-youthstrength&lang=eng
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Sep 7, 2015 11:18
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Awesome
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Sep 7, 2015 11:18
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My childhood favorite
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Sep 7, 2015 11:19
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Oh no u didn't
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Sep 7, 2015 11:20
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AWarmBody posted:There is a section on dinosaurs in "Life Management Under God"! I like dinosaurs thanks op
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Sep 7, 2015 11:35
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good
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A Mean Cow posted:
 e:forgot the application part Jukeboxblues fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Sep 7, 2015 |
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