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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Blue Train posted:

bathtubs full of piss
showers spraying poo poo
that's my perfect chriiistmas

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raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

above average height and long slender fingers and toes are marfan symptoms, she got it

You're talking like I don't know nothing about marfan synd. but I do and that hand is just goonweird not geneticweird

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Pick posted:

noooooooooooooooooo :(

I knew a girl who usually went around in high heels and volleyball shorts and some kind of blouse top (because in her mind she was a wild one and would nightclub at any moment, just dare her to do it, just dare her) and also complained constantly that men were always talking to her about her feet. It's important to remember that men are like vampires and how you invite them into your box transmogrifies them into a sexual pervert relative to your invitation.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
there's nothing weird about my feet!!

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
:prepop:

Legit thought this was a hand for a minute.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

just loving post ur tits already goddamn

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry
You can press them together all sexy-like with your enormous alien fingers if you want

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

:prepop:

Legit thought this was a hand for a minute.

:q:

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
It's only sinful if you bubble said bubble bath photo.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Pick posted:

mgs3 is my favorite one

you're such a fuckin normie, pick

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

put some jackie joyner nails on and hop on the 'urban' version of your app

If a man sent me a picture of himself in a bubblebath, wearing nothing but big fake nails, I'd be pretty happy about that

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
To answer OP question, no, a bubblebath picture is almost always the correct amount of forward

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Cool hand, OP.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
5 pages and op didnt post the pic(k)

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
lets peeep that nice round dragon age 2 disc mmmm ahhhh

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I don't know what is less believable. That a goon was in a bath or that a camera captured the image and managed to hold it without burning up.

This dude may be the first person to see a goon in a bath.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Pick posted:

there's nothing weird about my feet!!


sweet lord you're a loving mutant

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Could give a footie like a chimpanzee.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Could give a footie like a chimpanzee.

I just heard Quentin Tarantino registering an account.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Feranon posted:

sweet lord you're a loving mutant

you're just jealous of my ability to hold four beers at once

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

both of you got marfan syndrome sorry



That's not a condition, it's a perk. I don't care, I'd take longer thinner fingers, it'd only result in more finger-agility I'd think. And who doesn't want more finger-agility?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

do you think aliens could shred a sickass guitar solo?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Necros posted:

do you think aliens could shred a sickass guitar solo?

yes

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I'm inclined to agree

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

"yup, they call the lady 'four-beers Pick'. used to think she was just an urban legend. then we saw it for ourselves. those toes, I tell ya whut. a few guys passed out. but I'm a combat vet, I've seen worse things. worse things..." *spits out tobacco and stares off to the horizon as an ominous wind blows across the plain*

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
she is probably really good at strangling things

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Top City Homo posted:

she is probably really good at strangling things

With her feet

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Pick describe ur joints with the science words it seems it should be some kind of like xeiochrodactyly or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Is she a lizard overlord?

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

boom boom boom posted:

To answer OP question, no, a bubblebath picture is almost always the correct amount of forward

dont take relationship advice from the sad gaymo pick

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

I hope your bubble bath pic is successful and you receive a dirty dick pic in return. all that work just to get a dickpic? shameful

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

how big is your bubble beard in the pic? this is v. important

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Lucky Guy posted:

how big is your bubble beard in the pic? this is v. important

enormous, full santa

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Pick posted:

The matter's settled anyway, the recipient is Too Serious to appreciate it :goleft:

should probably just trawl tinder for dudes that wanna bone since it sounds like you went with an academic of some flavor

it might seem neat to be with someone intellectual but the thing about academics is that they're going to be as goony as the goon

probably goonier if they're attractive, brilliant and still available

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

i'm glad we're still in on the hand thing because goddamn Pick you've got big hands and I'm a dude with big hands sorry I won't post a pic cuz i'm lazy

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
This is nto a female hand.
Only if this hand was seen in conjunction with some ladyparts can i be convinced of your femality.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Pick posted:

enormous, full santa

then full speed ahead

bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

Pick posted:

The matter's settled anyway, the recipient is Too Serious to appreciate it :goleft:

I'm sorry.

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bog pixie
Feb 23, 2013

Take a bubble bath video where you slowly reveal more and more metal tools from beneath the water - screwdriver, rotary saw, etc - then it would be serious. I'm pretty sure.

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