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4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
lol there is poo poo on your dick and a dude under you who feels like he's trying to pass the biggest bowel movement of his life.

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LBJs Jumbo Dick
May 6, 2007
Tacos! Tacos! Tacos!
How do I not maintain an erection reading that post??

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
stellar stuff op

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
very carefully

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
the trick is not to pull out too far or you'll get OP all over your junk

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
The responses to this post so far have left me with a burning question: Why are gay people so defensive about rear end sex if they love it so much?

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
You uh.... ... ...

gently caress.... the butt

!!

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

4outof5 posted:

The responses to this post so far have left me with a burning question: Why are gay people so defensive about rear end sex if they love it so much?

why dont you ask the op

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
it's very easy to maintain an erection while i have a giant cock shoved far up my rear end, throbbing & ready to explodie, it just makes me excited

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i personally fantasize about your mother

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
i find having a large erect penis probing into my sigmoid colon to be very erotically exciting and as such have no trouble maintaining my own tumescence thank you for asking op

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Some people aren't into butthole pleasures but maybe try having your fuckmeat take some immodoum and use a enema to clean themselves out so you can gently caress their hole without poopy

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Idk. HTH

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
try a cock ring OP

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

proof of concept posted:

try a cock ring OP
try getting cucked op

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

hemophilia posted:

Some people aren't into butthole pleasures but maybe try having your fuckmeat take some immodoum and use a enema to clean themselves out so you can gently caress their hole without poopy

That seems like a lot of preparation

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp
try a cuck cockring (pov camera of ur mom taking it up the poopchute) op

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It's pretty normal for clean buttfucks

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

hemophilia posted:

It's pretty normal for clean buttfucks

so like you're going out on friday do you do a after work pre-bar enema?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

you seem to want to know a lot about buttfuckin' op

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

symbolic posted:

you seem to want to know a lot about buttfuckin' op

he wasn't immaculately conceived, ya know

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
if your cocksleeve doesn't eat garbage and takes baths you have nothing to worry about

if you're wearing a condom cleanup is ezpz too

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

TwoFire posted:

he wasn't immaculately conceived, ya know
unlike me

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

4outof5 posted:

That seems like a lot of preparation

if you are not gay and presumably straight why do you care at all about men dicking other men?

TEAH SYAG
Oct 2, 2009

by Lowtax
Gay sex is really disgusting and we need to go back and assess mental health

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

close this thread, op. it's real bad

TwoFire
Sep 11, 2001

by Ralp

TEAH SYAG posted:

Gay sex is really disgusting and we need to go back and asssex mental health

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

4outof5 posted:

lol there is poo poo on your dick and a dude under you who feels like he's trying to pass the biggest bowel movement of his life.

I don't buttfuck guys, op. Also, never had the poop on dick problem either. Must be because women don't poop. HTH.

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

plain blue jacket posted:

if you are not gay and presumably straight why do you care at all about men dicking other men?

I'm just asking the hard questions.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

4outof5 posted:

I'm just asking the hard questions.

thread redeemed

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i don't usually, while something is in my butt it can be difficult to stay erect but it's not all about penile orgasms bro

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
They take drugs to do it like meth and poppers and viager, ask any of them

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
cock addiction is a real disease, and it is tearing this nation apart

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

nomadologique posted:

cock addiction is a real disease, and it is tearing my rear end apart

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

ashgromnies posted:

it's very easy to maintain an erection while i have a giant cock shoved far up my rear end, throbbing & ready to explodie, it just makes me excited

i dont hate gay people just their lifestyle

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
I'm straight and like sticking it in a girls butt on occasion. Just pray they haven't ate Mexican before hand, that was a experience to say the least. Not one I'd like to repeat.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I make sure to wash my hands afterwards.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
umm it's pretty hard to lose an erection while butt loving. what is so bad about poop on your dick, you just wash it after. Who cares. op I'm sorry you cannot enjoy things that are available to you in this life

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm really serious about this dumbass question ok guys. See ree us. Durrrrrrrrrrrr picks nose a little too hard and it bleeds

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Unless you can feel a bowel movement coming on, there's usually nothing in the lower colon (other than dick).

I've had loads of butt sex, giving and receiving, and a streak of poo on the dick has only happened twice. Besides, you don't assfuck without a little risk, and a wet washcloth takes care of it. Plus, bottoming only feels like a bowel movement if you don't know how to relax your rear end.

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