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insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

This really sucks I'm shaking from the withdrawals anyone hook me up with a nice cold fizzy cola please? But I know I'm strong and can make it. Just need another week to really break the addiction :smith:

I think I'll call my doctor and ask for something to take the edge off. He's pretty chill and likes giving out pills

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Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

I feel like I'm dying help

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im fat

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Where do you live where you can not go and buy a soda right now?

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Where do you live where you can not go and buy a soda right now?

I have an addiction and I need to overcome it. I will NOT buy a soda, I WILL get clean this time!

Anyone know a good recovery center in the Seattle or Portland area? getting dizzy

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Masturbate to Furry porn, it'll take the edge off

momerath
Nov 15, 2014
you're a real jerk op

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a real jerk posted:

I have an addiction and I need to overcome it. I will NOT buy a soda, I WILL get clean this time!

Anyone know a good recovery center in the Seattle or Portland area? getting dizzy

I bet a big gulp would be pretty good right about now

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
I stopped drinking soda a while ago and now when I try it it tastes weird. Way too much sugar, almost gross.

Hang in there lil fella

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Pssssshhht

*Mist seeps out of the frosty dew-covered coke bottle*

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dollar General sells 2.5L bottles of soda for 1.00

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
have some of those flavored seltzers, they're a good substitute

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Shoot smack, that should make you forget all about your soda addiction.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Mad Monk posted:

Shoot smack, that should make you forget all about your soda addiction.

I won't do this but I was reading on another forum - LSD is a good way to get over addictions? And isn't addictive itself. I think this might be a better solution than going in-patient

Anyone have experience with this method?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

a real jerk posted:

I won't do this but I was reading on another forum - LSD is a good way to get over addictions? And isn't addictive itself. I think this might be a better solution than going in-patient

Anyone have experience with this method?

I knew a guy but he thought he could fly and pulled a header off a roof. He was doing LSD because he was trying to stop smoking. He doesn't smoke anymore.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Masturbate to Furry porn, it'll take the edge off

You can substitute Microwave's mom in place of the furries.

Also, if you fall off the wagon, only drink Ale 8. That will make you never want to drink any soda again.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Sep 8, 2015

MVP
Nov 1, 2012

by Lowtax
I just had an extremely delicious vanilla coke just now

oh no computer
May 27, 2003

i've recently started drinking soda as a substitute for alcohol which i have now been 14 days without.

so maybe reverse this and get drunk to help you forget about your soda cravings?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Drink fizzy, natural spring water.

That's what I did...it's much more refreshing and no poo poo in it.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Get addicted to something actually worthwhile you piece of poo poo

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Come over to my place on friday when my xanax script gets refilled we can black out together, put some D's in some A's, do some petty shoplifting, wreck your car, stab somone, and cultivate a new addiction for you.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I haven't had soda in over 3 years get on my level you pussy rear end bitch.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I haven't had soda in over 3 years get on my level you pussy rear end bitch.

I'm trying man!

this is the hardest thing ive ever done

Dyna Soar
Nov 30, 2006
are you a child or something

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice
my nigga have you tried lsd?

CaptainFish
Mar 31, 2011

It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!
If you can't soda gently caress, just soda jerk to take the edge off.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Keeping your body clean is a worthwhile endeavor OP

Proud of you

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Masturbate to Furry porn, it'll take the edge off

:agreed:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
whats a soda gently caress OP

Spagghentleman
Jan 1, 2013
You could just call it pop like a normal person you know.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

JustAwful posted:

You could just call it pop like a normal person you know.

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
sodaquit goon here,

drink seltzer its like tapering xanax with valium, on the rocks of course, let its clean carbonation mist you gently when you crack one open, feel it on your face before you chug it and hopen your body gets enough of the mouthfeel to partially ignore the fact that you're not getting a massive dose of sugar. personally i recommend edging until you're about to sip the seltz, blowing the "wad" and immediately letting that fizz tickle your tongue, conditioning your body to associate a functionally equivalent amount of pleasure to it. it's the only way to stay clean.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
what is this the 50's?

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
im addicted to coffee but i think that's a good thing. the higher my tolerance for caffeine the better my life seems to be

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser
its a regional term you boners

jhorphear
Apr 24, 2013

Ask me about telling people not to change my avatar
Drink some nice refreshing unsweetened iced tea.

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

water is good

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